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Pregame meal



Pregame meal

by Only-Highlights

28 Comments

  1. Specialist_Bet5534

    Same as me but thinking this guy is burning 2000 calories this game

  2. Flaming hot and everything. Would hate to sit next to this guy in the locker room.

  3. GenghisConnieChung

    His suit looks like public transit seats.

  4. PhoenixRoadrunners82

    Who the fuck still eats at Subway? It’s literally dog food compared to Jersey Mike’s or Jimmy Johns.

  5. TheGreatPervSage_94

    He looks like some dad rushing off to work after grabbing a breakfast sandwich

  6. Windex-Sniffer

    Where’s the coke though. He had to have made it a meal.

  7. Normal_Tip7228

    Let Phil kessel and this guy be your pregame meal examples. There is a reason both those guys are really good at hockey

  8. jpod_david

    This does not look like a man that has two more seasons in him 😂

  9. HoopOnPoop

    Don’t forget that he stays hydrated by chugging soda during the game as well.

  10. Party_Hat4685

    I had plans to cook pasta for supper, I went out to move someone’s furniture, and on the way home thought to get subway.

    Seeing this picture prior to going out, I’m now realizing made me go “shit I kinda want subway” I haven’t had subway in months😭😂

    Made the pasta, beat the urge

  11. Master-File-9866

    Breakfast of terrorist supporting athletes every where….. oh wait it’s only ovechkin….. go team putin…………….

    Puke

  12. Anyone remember when he used to go into the locker room before every home game with a full Italian meal singing “Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia, Mama Lucia!” with the other Russians? I’d say Subway and Cheetos is an improvement.

  13. JamieRoth5150

    Suit looks
    Like old airline seats. DC 10 or Boeing 727 era.

  14. Lazy_Glass_3292

    This photo makes me love hate him even more

  15. primeinsomniac

    I really would expect an elite player like himself to have chosen Blimpie over subway. Even Jersey Mike’s… but I understand not wanting to promote NJ with the standings so close.

  16. This is a guy that was ripping darts between periods in his prime.

  17. -CrispMapleLeaf-

    He’ll burn everyone of those calories by the end of the game

  18. Mr_Figgins

    Frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if he had a cigarette in the empty hand lol

  19. Jacobaschultz

    That’s exactly what my brother eats before a game💀

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