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Coach Joel Quenneville Introductory Press Conference



Joel Quenneville was introduced as head coach of the Anaheim Ducks in a press conference held at Honda Center, as he and GM Pat Verbeek answered questions from media

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  1. Attention predators. Attention predators. Are you unable to find work due to prison time served, expensive legal fees, and/or inconvenient mandatory lists you’ve been added to? We’ll have no fear, coach Q is here. The Anaheim Ducks have hired Joel Quenneville and he’s committed to making the organization a safe place for you to ‘express’ yourself.

    Be aware, that if the team does poorly, a greater scrutiny will be place upon your morality and any criminal behavior you choose to engage in. However, if the team is winning, you have free reign to satisfy your every desire and no effort will be made to protect the health and safety of anyone. Just ask the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks. You might even get a job recommendation after your time is well spent.

    Enjoy the beautiful Southern California weather and join the Anaheim Ducks organization to have your dreams fulfilled. Cum and get away.

    Stay tuned this offseason where the Anaheim Ducks are prepared to announce the hiring of Mike Babcock to the coaching staff and the free agent signings of Michael McLeod, Cal Foote, Carter Hart, Dillon Dubé and Alex Formenton.

  2. Bad move, Ducks, bad move. You'll rue the day you let Verbeek hire an abuser. Had some hope after we finally fired that Jr.High gym teacher Cronin. But this is too much. I'm probably just going to get on the Utah Mammoth hype train and invest in that team. Fresh, new, young, bright future ahead for that Club, but Anaheim… They're is cooked.

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