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Reminder: Complete Your Satanic Draft Lottery Rituals



Reminder: Complete Your Satanic Draft Lottery Rituals

by DashFromtheGash

7 Comments

  1. DashFromtheGash

    We’re going to need some supernatural influence to win the lottery this time, but adding Macklin to the rank and file will set us up for a decade of dominance

  2. nostradamefrus

    Where’s the guy who sacrifices livestock in the Pineys during gameday threads? Get in here!

  3. nomorehome

    Macklin Celebrini added to our young core would be borderline unfair and everyone in other fanbases would hate us. That said… bring on the hate!

  4. The one time I’ll happily settle for #2 😈

  5. Cum_on_doorknob

    I feel no good player has ever been the tenth pick

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