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by donut_koharski

23 Comments

  1. TheRealEnemabagJones

    ya this is so fucking great haha. Props fellow jerkers

  2. ZombieIMMUNIZED

    63 is just wondering what we all should be. Why the fuck is there a liney on top of a player that’s not engaged in a scrap.

  3. nthensome

    And Boston fans will still cuck for this rat

  4. RemarkableEmu1230

    It looks better than the original. Where can I buy this for my basement wall? 😂

  5. Neon_Sternum

    Tagging Sotheby’s is such a Chad maneuver.

  6. headhouse

    That does it, the (metaphorical) gloves are off. I’m expecting him to slewfoot a ref sometime before the playoffs are over.

  7. TarnishedDungEater

    “Please go easy on me, it’s my first time..” -Marchand, probably.

  8. Ok-Buffalo1273

    If the leafs win this series, this will be how the series is summed up a decade from now

  9. onlysmallcats

    *Why Me?*, 2024

    Medium: Digital screen capture

    In this famous piece from his Third Period, the artist juxtaposes the historical death of St. Joseph with that of contemporary ice hockey athlete, Brad Marchand. The striking similarity between the plight of one man on his deathbed, and another simply acting like it, compels the viewer to have even further appreciation for one, and disdain for the other. And yet, at some point in our lives have we not all thought to ourselves, why me?

  10. Windex-Sniffer

    Holy fuck you’re gonna make me


  11. This is an incredible artistic achievement. Straight to the MoMa.

  12. EweCantTouchThis

    Christ, y’all think about Marchand all day long. He doesn’t even know you’re alive though. Why the obsession?

  13. Hopfit46

    Marchand has some serious “please use lube” eyes.

  14. myfakeburneraccount

    **flops and realizes it was stripes** “oohh fuck I’m gonna get roasted by the internet”

  15. b_abooey2020

    Wow, who would’ve ever thought we’d see the word Saint associated with Brad Marchand……đŸ€”đŸ˜†đŸ˜

  16. Ze_Bucket

    The man does not miss, every comparison is a banger.

  17. Adam_Friedland_TAFS

    I mean, he dropped to the ice faster than a falling house of cards. The reflex to draw any sort of penalty the moment he is touched is wild.

  18. Cautious-Asparagus61

    Oh my fucking god this is amazing lol

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