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Marchand is a fish



Marchand flopping around like a fish out of water. He thought the ref was a leaf player and dove to draw a penalty.



by Unfair-Tank1732

26 Comments

  1. jays_playoffs2022

    Bruins fans will never accept that their team is a bunch of diving babies. win or lose, we know they’re pathetic

  2. nownowthethetalktalk

    It’s easy to flop when you’re already so low to the ground.

  3. AustichMavarlander

    He thought that official was a player and flopped again for a call. Legit believe that.

  4. Acrobatic_Law5598

    Tells the ref to get the fuck off of him twice and I’m pretty sure he even cocked his arm back like he was going to swing on him. Such a greasy rat.

  5. CMDRShepardN7

    Something changed about the Bruins. Before they were intimidating because they legit wanted to hurt players. Now every player on the team does their best inpression of Neymar.

  6. RoosterMedical

    Surprised that he got a penalty for body slamming Holmberg and his coach eventually told him to shut up on the bench.

  7. His 3 legged table mode was engaged and was still running when the ref touched him. Embarrassing.

  8. TheCarrier89

    Certified diving academy. Embarrassment’s to the sport.

  9. DirtyGoatHumper

    I fucking love Marchand. I just wish he played for the Leafs.

  10. duck1014

    I haven’t seen this much diving since the last Olympics.

  11. Fantastic_Resolve364

    Marchand is a twisted sack of shit – sticking his tongue out and licking his adversaries – man needs to have his face caved in once and for all so that tongue never leaves its twisted home…
    If the Leafs could finish this shit bag for good – have him only be able to suck soup through a straw for the rest of his miserable life – regardless of outcome I’d call it a season for the ages.

  12. Luke_Cold_Lyle

    The linesman takedown will never not be hilarious

  13. WishRepresentative28

    That Ref taking Marchand down was gold.

  14. PondIsMyName

    Well to be fair, he is a maritimer, so he probably does know a thing or two about seafood.
    IDK

  15. IH8Trumps

    The bruins play like the Brazilian soccer team. Diving can give you an advantage. If the refs aren’t punishing diving you should probably start diving to.

  16. Letterkenny_Irish

    Say what you want about JT and his drop off in overall performance and lack of personality (at least in the media) but I’d be fucking flat out embarrassed if a guy like Marchand wore the C for the leafs (acknowledge that Marchand is a pretty quality guy off the ice).

  17. holyfuckricky

    Lebron James here. And I certify that Brad Marchand does not flop or dive.

  18. blank988

    Call a damn diving penalty

    Make an example out of him

    blatant dives all series

  19. demoGases

    keep doing this shit one time you will break something

  20. raptosaurus

    I actually thought Pontus tried to take him down there but he just straight up threw himself back lol

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