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This is are time all coyotes fans! Something subtle like the thieves for taking them to the obvious soakers, the Utah mormans is a bit in the nose, Salt lake sucks would be a great chant

by Salt_Lake_Sucks

16 Comments

  1. onitama_and_vipers

    Let’s go for a BioShock reference and call them the False Shepherds.

  2. They are probably gonna do season ticket holders or something like that.

    If not – Soakers it is.

  3. Going to have to pour cold water on this one.

    The bracket is going to be full of names that the new owners *want* for their team name. There’s going to be no entries that can be nominated by the public.

    Also, this is going against a man who made his money *checks notes* made his money from gathering accurate data, so if there’s any guy that has a lock against malicious data manipulation, it’s him.

    I’d also be surprised if it wasn’t limited to STH as well as a further measure to prevent manipulation.

  4. palesnowrider1

    I thought this was bull shit on McAfee but here it is. Coming from the guy that wanted to rebrand the Jazz to Bruins/Penguins colors, I’m sure this will go well

  5. thebigeasy09

    You realize the options that are going in the Bracket are going to be chosen by smith correct?

  6. Jumpy_Studio_4960

    I really dont give a shit about Utah and dont feel like any news about then belongs here.

  7. JAK-the-YAK

    I vote that instead of giving Utah a new name, we keep the franchise in Arizona

  8. jkurtz007

    This asshat will do anything for attention. I vote Sal Lake Sucks!

  9. Salt_Lake_Sucks

    I honestly I think if there’s even one name that can make it through the cracks it’s the fury comment. The jazz is a stupid ass name already. Why not an verb that we can use to call the fury nation and make a bunch of Utah people uncomfortable

  10. CuriousCelebration92

    Does it matter? Whoever owns this cursed franchise will just sell it to someone who will relocate it. Be careful what you wish for SLC, this is a temporary club.

  11. Abolton12

    It’s not Utah’s fault Meruelo is a douche.

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