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How did she sneak it past security?



How did she sneak it past security?

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by Only-Highlights

30 Comments

  1. AlchemistNow

    Was this from last night? Listen, I got my fingers crossed, but itā€™s too early for that.

  2. Donā€™t ask questions you donā€™t want to know the answer to.

  3. maddogg312

    Quite a few years back at the Joe my two buddies went to a game. A worker at the Joe singled out my one buddy and asked if he would want to throw one on the ice (they would provide it).

    They said that after he throws it they will ā€œescort him outā€ but it was just out and back to another section. Not sure if they still do this, but thatā€™s what happened at the Joe to my friend.

  4. WolfSilverOak

    Where thereā€™s a will, or a Red Wings fan, there is always a way.

  5. Dismal-Scheme-5726

    I thought they stopped doing this a long time ago.

  6. RustyMacbeth

    Ew. I forgot about that bullshit. Letā€™s harvest a highly intelligent, threatened marine animal and throw it over the glass. Zero class.

  7. DiscoRichard

    Ask a friend with a pace maker to stash it in hisā€¦. Pantsā€¦

  8. Shockwave_City

    Octopuses are extremely intelligent creatures. What an absolute waste to toss their carcass on the ice.

  9. ā€œWomen have more hiding places than men.ā€

    -Meryl Silverburgh

  10. Big_chungus44

    Saran wrap it around your stomach. Simple.

  11. For_Progress_

    Florida doesnā€™t throw real rats. How would Wings fans feel about throwing Fake octopi? Imagine the LCA handing out purple soft whiffle balls with streamers and encouraging fans to throw from the nose bleeds between periods.

  12. oNe_iLL_records

    Stooooooppppppppp doing this.
    I know where the tradition comes from and what it ā€œrepresents.ā€ Iā€™m from Detroit and I love the Wings.
    But this is stupid and such a waste of SUCH a cool creature.
    At LEAST if youā€™re eating octopus itā€™s being used for something worthwhile. This is so f**king dumb.
    Also it no longer takes 8 wins to win the Stanley Cup so knock it off.

  13. Swiftwitss

    Pretty sure the workers work with you on throwing it out there. They had an octopus on stand by at last nights game cause Larkin scored twice. Good to have him back just in time for the playoffs so if Washington can lose tonight thatā€™d be great.

  14. KittiesAreTooCute

    Two tickets please. One for me and my octopus.

  15. Worth-Hovercraft-495

    she used the olā€™ prison pocket

  16. OspreyAntler

    this octopus shit is whack. octopus are too amazing and intelligent to be reduced to being thrown onto the ice by brain dead hockey fans.

  17. Warm_Service_8694

    No way security would stop someone with an octopus for a Detroit home game

  18. Tiny-Spray-1820

    I have seen enough JAV to think she might want it back

  19. MisterMyAnusHurts

    Iā€™ll go ahead and say it. This tradition is fucking stupid. You know nobody is eating that after theyā€™re thrown on the ice. Intelligent species being killed for food, I can live with that. I wonā€™t eat them, but wasting them like this is fucked up.

  20. Yet-Another_Burner

    Unpopular opinion: this tradition fucking sucks.

    And no, Iā€™m not some overly sensitive vegan.

  21. onlysmallcats

    At the risk of being called out by some fan of Mongolian goat archery, Iā€™m gonna say this has to be one of the weirdest traditions in sports.

  22. sawyerdk9

    Wow this thread is some peak Reddit shit right now.

  23. No wonder why Aliens donā€™t reveal themselves

  24. davidgoldstein2023

    Thatā€™s pathetic. This is like throwing a dog or a cat onto the ice. I get we eat animals, but to desecrate an animal is primal, low IQ behavior from brain dead idiots.

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