βοΈ Subscribe to ESPN Unlimited: https://plus.espn.com/nhl #ESPN Central Divisionespn nhlhockeyMinnesota WildNHLnhl espnnhl on espnWestern Conference Prev Post HIGHLIGHTS: LA Kings at Boston Bruins | 03.10.26 at BOS March 11, 2026 Next Post Conor Garland is HOT π₯ March 11, 2026 48 Comments @tootoked 1 month ago Lamplighter is a sick middle name. My brother didn't go for it for his first born. Oh well. @ajmanks 1 month ago Howitzer howie for shortπ @alexlarson2203 1 month ago Id name mine chirp. @bgduqc6876 1 month ago Celly @christianhcevallos 1 month ago Stanley @a.N..... 1 month ago No slash? Wild thats wild @ScottWiecenski 1 month ago Celi for a girl. @G-reg51910 1 month ago You my boy Midz!! Never change! π @kevinbiggs3987 1 month ago Cross check , slash, Donny Brook @BroskiManitoba 1 month ago Tucker is actually a really good answer @discoveryman59 1 month ago Clapper!! @BrodyB2015 1 month ago I would name my kid Mitchell @ben_jamin_music 1 month ago Shoulder Pad Jr. @ThatSpudGuy 1 month ago buckets @Sacred_Fox 1 month ago "After 9 months, welcome to the world Chin Strap" @AuroAustralis 1 month ago If I had two kids, one would be "dump" and the other would be "chase" π @DirpyFish-l7u 1 month ago Buckey and buck for short @GalacticPossum 1 month ago Hatrick. @ThisleBush 1 month ago Puck is decent I think @HolySyrup16 1 month ago Buddy @lisaghking 1 month ago Celly @ryanquinn1257 1 month ago Blade π @jacobsjvj 1 month ago Spurgeon looks like Dr. Mike Varshavski ππ€£π @sirgavanator8794 1 month ago Girl: AnetBoy: Enforcer @burnthehighway6461 1 month ago Dusty @joshwells6092 1 month ago SLAP SHOT JUNIOR @WeeIrishLad14 1 month ago I think Celly is a based choice @LuigiTheItalian 1 month ago My kid Skate can skate @fricklefrackletickletackle 1 month ago celly! @Mountaineer3615 1 month ago Sauce, Mit, Point, Scrap, Donnie, Geno. @tamoose1 1 month ago Toe drag? @rdog421 1 month ago Game of Hockey @sophiepetoncule7617 1 month ago What's "beauty" in hockey? @inquir2283 1 month ago Goalie @itsallasimulationman 1 month ago My dad has a friend who named his son Catch. I think that's a cool name. @craigjones8666 1 month ago PUCK @chrisd5689 1 month ago Stick lift ππ @EllaBounic 1 month ago Mine would be chip π @michaela5461 1 month ago Slash and Deke @michaela5461 1 month ago Kap speaks little to no Englishπ @DuaneDorman 1 month ago Crease @louisrousseau1006 1 month ago Howitzer @robinplays86 1 month ago Tendy. Sounds close enough to a name that children won't bully them for, then maybe they can grow up and get in the net π @bryantc2899 1 month ago Stanley. @lohmi_the_homie8021 1 month ago Rob. @williamklann6084 1 month ago Slap shot! @GregKirby1975 1 month ago kid "Dad why did you name me SLAPSHOT?"Dad "Because some woman asked if you where to name a kid only using a hockey term…" @GregKirby1975 1 month ago BLADE Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
@tootoked 1 month ago Lamplighter is a sick middle name. My brother didn't go for it for his first born. Oh well.
@AuroAustralis 1 month ago If I had two kids, one would be "dump" and the other would be "chase" π
@itsallasimulationman 1 month ago My dad has a friend who named his son Catch. I think that's a cool name.
@robinplays86 1 month ago Tendy. Sounds close enough to a name that children won't bully them for, then maybe they can grow up and get in the net π
@GregKirby1975 1 month ago kid "Dad why did you name me SLAPSHOT?"Dad "Because some woman asked if you where to name a kid only using a hockey term…"
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Lamplighter is a sick middle name. My brother didn't go for it for his first born. Oh well.
Howitzer howie for shortπ
Id name mine chirp.
Celly
Stanley
No slash? Wild thats wild
Celi for a girl.
You my boy Midz!! Never change! π
Cross check , slash, Donny Brook
Tucker is actually a really good answer
Clapper!!
I would name my kid Mitchell
Shoulder Pad Jr.
buckets
"After 9 months, welcome to the world Chin Strap"
If I had two kids, one would be "dump" and the other would be "chase" π
Buckey and buck for short
Hatrick.
Puck is decent I think
Buddy
Celly
Blade π
Spurgeon looks like Dr. Mike Varshavski ππ€£π
Girl: Anet
Boy: Enforcer
Dusty
SLAP SHOT JUNIOR
I think Celly is a based choice
My kid Skate can skate
celly!
Sauce, Mit, Point, Scrap, Donnie, Geno.
Toe drag?
Game of Hockey
What's "beauty" in hockey?
Goalie
My dad has a friend who named his son Catch. I think that's a cool name.
PUCK
Stick lift ππ
Mine would be chip π
Slash and Deke
Kap speaks little to no Englishπ
Crease
Howitzer
Tendy. Sounds close enough to a name that children won't bully them for, then maybe they can grow up and get in the net π
Stanley.
Rob.
Slap shot!
kid "Dad why did you name me SLAPSHOT?"
Dad "Because some woman asked if you where to name a kid only using a hockey term…"
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