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“They don’t have a superstar”



“They don’t have a superstar”

by The_Reddit_Browser

7 Comments

  1. The_Reddit_Browser

    Why pay for a Matthews when you have a turbo???

  2. psyopsono

    The crow I’m eating for thinking Turbo should have been traded in the off-season tastes soooo good

  3. Maybe let’s tap the brakes.

    Has SJ even won a game?

    ….

    Ttttttuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbboooooooooooo

  4. SokkaWillRockYa

    Let’s be honest Alex debrincat? He’s a cat. He can’t score like this all season.

    Let’s be honest. Samson Reinhart? He’s got short hair, he can’t keep this up.

    Let’s be honest. Austin Matthews? Back to back hatty, but a hair line confirming he ain’t natty. He can’t keep this up.

    Turbo? Now turbo. That’s a player right there. We haven’t even seen his final form yet. He’s over 9000. He’s the feared legendary super saiyan. He’s not a bird or a plane or a Superman. He’s turbo man.

  5. that-bro-dad

    They’re not wrong though, Aho is really debatably our only superstar.

    What we have is a system and a culture that lets people do better than others expected. Look at Necas last year as a prime example. People were yelling to trade him the year before. Or Jarvis. Or Staal 2 (maybe 3?) years ago. They all bounced back to be monsters.

  6. Caniac1017

    We really don’t have a single superstar on the roster. Nobody comes close. What we do have is a well rounded lineup that fields 4 competitive lines. Not many teams have that kind of depth. When you shut down McDavid and Drais, who’s left to worry about?

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