Will Noah Hanifin Be Dealt This Summer? | FN Barn Burner

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   Floyd 3 years ago

   why not resign him? Makes no sense. Who knows what Kylington will be? He is made of glass

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   Jesus Fried Christ 3 years ago

   We don’t need to get rid of people. We have a good team. They just need to be coached well. Good energy. Good vibes. Good play. When you’re feeling you you’re playing good, and when you play good, you feel good. Sutter’s negativity worked up to a point, and then it dragged us down.

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   RR Lewis 3 years ago

   NO. I LOVE NOAH. KEEP THE AMERICAN DAMMIT! Kylingyon can gooooooo. I’ll swear. YOU BETTER BE FUCKING CRAIG CONROY IF YOU EVEN DARE TRADE NOAH BECAUSE HE’S THE ONLY MAN I HAVE TROUBLE STAYING MAD AT. TRADE TANEV IN A HEARTBEAT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. That’s enough all caps. Noah is the Justin Herbert of hockey. He IS NOT going to be difficult and say ‘oh I don’t know if I like them Chinook winds ya know’ or (with all due respect to mental everything) ‘I’ll feel sad and you can pay me for a bimonthly instagram update and a status in limbo for a year while I return home to Boston and exploit your kindness.’

   To be fairrrrr. I know you locals get all wet on a couple offensive highlights from Oliver and slightly under a full season of analytics (a season where the Flames were analytically bonkers)…..Perhaps it’s that I’m a lifelong fan safely tucked away in the hockey mad ‘Don’t trade Lillard!’ Portland metro…..but this wasn’t a Pelletier or Duehr style accomplishment. Oliver was a turnover liability while offering absolutely nothing compensatory for a long long time. Are you certain that statistically bloated season outweighs a larger sample size of suck? Especially when considering a year of ambiguity in Sweden? Over Noah?

   Even if Oliver sailed on Noah’s ark in tandem with a backup Oliver…..hellllll no. Stop. Collaborate and listen. What’s the trade market for Oliver do ya think? Uh huh. Well may as well keep him if we can’t bring in a ‘haul’ right? WRONG.

   Dallas you did dumb stuff to obtain K. Irving’s flat earth Black Israelite, talk about meeee services. Surprise! It was a clusterfuck in Boston and Brooklyn and……so now what do you do Dallas? We gave up SO MUCH so we HAVE to make it work! Wrong!

   Hey I worry about the Bison population regularly. Such a majestic and dumb animal that fed generations. Hey San Francisco; 1) I’m from Los Gatos, stop lying to the people. Santa Clara is NOWHERE near San Francisco. I’m well traveled. I’ve seen that Kanata arena right in a Downtown wheat-field. The ‘Palace at Auburn Hills’ was a disastrous suburban shack so far removed from Detroit anything. But Santa Clara? Shiiiiiit. I get it! My father built the home I grew up in. The past 15 years have seen its value rise from 600,000 to 4 million. 3 bed 2 bath; no view. Enjoy your sanctuary that would go for 250,000 anywhere else.

   You deserve this tangent 49ers. You skip an entire county! San Francisco County, hi. Who’s bellow you? Lots of counties! DIRECTLY. Oh Oh San Mateo County! Nice place? Yes yes yes. Big county? Yes yes….it’s a regular Chile with it’s coverage on the ‘ol North-South boundaries eh? Why yes….you see the Bay creates a geographic circumstance where…..shut up SF. San Mateo who’s way down under you? Oh why that’s San Jose’s home; the county of Santa Clara. Correct! Super quick commute from SF right? 🤬 That. 280 horseshit is hell. It’s not close and it’s not fast. Hell.

   San Jose do you not have three times the population of San Francisco? Ehhh might be even four…..maybe more. Suburbs of San Francisco? I dunno. Daily City? But it’s like….not real. You guys? Oh snap. Cupertino 🍎 San Jose (ROKU emoji for being gangster and staying in the city limits), Santa Clara (Intel….sucks about Apple Silicon and AMD eh guys? Maybe that’s why they choose faux SF labeling?) Mountain View (Google my Alphabet on this Tube) Fremont (Tesla you didn’t move to Texas fucking liars. Elon being Elon…..dude enough…..there’s so much more.

   But this was about the mandated Bison and sacrifice! TREY LANCE! We gave up so much! WE MUST PLAY HIM REGARDLESS OF LOOKING 😕. Noooo noooo no no no. No ya don’t have to do that! Doubling down on a poor decision or a decision where better opportunities exist….that’s dumb. What’s done is done. That analogy was sub par. What was even my point? Are you trying to Brock Purdy – Noah. That makes no sense. Nahhh. Just because Oliver ain’t worth a thing on the trade market……doesn’t mean he is the guy you should keep! YOU HAVE THE GUY!

   And keep your fucking head up Calgary. Noah = Fucking American. Coleman = Friggin American Derek Ryan = I was so mad they let you wander North Dustin Wolf = South Silicon Valley Whut! Not just American….he’s from the land that dominates everything economic, innovative, legislative, sexy, green, if it doesn’t suck it came from California (more often than not….mine and Wolfies hood).

   Troy Stretcher I SEE YOU. Stretcher > Oliver. Done. Be like the 49ers and reject North Dakota for the superior South Dakota and let’s Duehr.

   Don’t forget your roots Craigers. I see you drafted someone from your home Empire. Greenlawn is about as far from Potsdam as the Empire will allow.

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   Jax 3 years ago

   Now they're saying he won't re-sign.

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   Catlin 3 years ago

   It's ok. We can just resign Stoner

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   Brendan 3 years ago

   Wtf?!? Did you just have a stroke

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   J & M Paige 3 years ago

   Trade Noah Hanifin for a young pick and don't get greedy. You need the coin to pay Mikael Backlund & Elias Lindholm they are better than all the players and under paid!