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After signing deal to stay ‘home’ with Penguins, Tristan Jarry says injuries are behind him



After signing deal to stay ‘home’ with Penguins, Tristan Jarry says injuries are behind him

by LazerMcBlazer

18 Comments

  1. fallout_ty

    Are they? I hope so but if they aren’t, the puck sure will be

  2. Fit_Use9941

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day

  3. PachucaSunrise

    To quote Kip from Napoleon Dynamite: “Tristan, how can you even know that?”

  4. subhuman09

    “I see plenty of injuries in my future”

  5. 136AngryBees

    Lol.

    “Got a new contract, I’m healed everyone!”

  6. 136AngryBees

    Or is this a clever way of saying he’s having back/hamstring problems?

  7. RiseAbove87

    I say we just fully support him next year. He’s probably the 2nd most physically gifted goalie in Pens history and is a good guy. Not sure the hating on him is warranted just because of a bad playoff series.

  8. CoachMcGuirk_1

    Did he name all the pucks “injuries”? Because if so yeah those are all behind him.

  9. StillerzGuinzChooks

    Huh, I didn’t know we could do that. Good to know Tristan

  10. suckysuckythailand

    He ain’t the answer and never will be. He’ll fuck us again at the end of the season or playoffs if we make it.

  11. synister29

    Sure. Everyone knows as you get older you get injured less

  12. evil_iceburgh

    The thing about accidental injury is that it’s an accident. You can’t just say it won’t happen again if you’ve got a history of it. I hope he’s right. I hope he wins the Vezina and a Stanley Cup and proves us all wrong. I just don’t see it happening.

  13. ironbucket

    Damn, if only we would have signed Beau Bennett to an 8 year deal. What could have been.

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