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Happy 4th!



Happy 4th!

by CalderFor97

14 Comments

  1. skilzkid

    Do we need to hide the hot dog under a pillow or just have it out in the lawn? Happy 4th!

  2. Pitiful_Umpire_2569

    Just make sure the hot dog has sunscreen on! Happy 4th!

  3. GrayRoberts

    I’m so happy to see Amanda Kessel’s brother is doing well.

  4. Immediate-Sample-836

    Just don’t forget the ketchup and relish! Happy 4th!

  5. Silly_Ad_1636

    Just toss it on the grill and let freedom sizzle! Happy 4th! 🌭🇺🇸

  6. DuckHK93

    Phil Kessel for President 2024. The man defines July 4TH!

  7. Waffles_Remix

    Kid rock is a homophobic fascist bigot. I think you mean Bruce Springsteen, who is a proper American.

  8. imyourforte

    He looks like a seductive actor in a 1980s soap opera credits intro.

  9. Murky-Smoke

    YOU CAN’T BUY ME HOTDOG MAAAAAAAN!!

    I THREW IT ON THE GROUNNNNNND!!!

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