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by luzer_kidd

49 Comments

  1. luzer_kidd

    My friend sent this to me as a joke and a more appropriate hockey sub is doing the blackout

  2. Mountain-Dingo7180

    I don’t like the Bruins at all, but if this were true then TAKE MY DAMN MONEY I’M GETTING A JERSEY.

  3. luzer_kidd

    The funniest thing is that he would be that guy.

  4. RecipeNew1835

    It’s so funny that people need to ask if this is actually happening πŸ˜‚

  5. Medschoolmonkee

    Is this real?? Someone pls, no trolls or jokes, I just want to know so I can buy a jersey 😭😭😭

  6. WubbaLubbaDubDub184

    My heart skipped one singular beat and then common sense hit me. Damn it, I want him to come back!

  7. Deraj2004

    Bruins could offer him league minimum and he would do it.

  8. Flyinghud

    That fact that this is almost believable is insane

  9. v13ragnarok7

    Just looked him up, he plays right wing and OWNS the team he’s on in the Czech league. What a legend.

  10. Grouchy_Situation_33

    Did they sign him to motivate JVR? πŸ‘€

  11. Grouchy_Situation_33

    I think he ought to sign a one day deal with each team he played for then retire after each.

  12. blackmesaboogy

    He has still 7 to 10 good years left in the tank, so why not?.😁

  13. amm92800

    With the recent appearance on spittin chiclets I believed this for a moment

  14. awaythrow437

    Could totally see this being true. His only condition is that he only wants to play home games.

  15. Weeble317

    I’d take him over Patches and his one Achilles!

  16. xombiemaster

    Dude could be the next Gordie Howe and come back to the Whalers in a couple years.

  17. Markorific

    If he takes the league minimum, Ken Holland will sign him to Oilers. Holland has created a cap space dumpster fire! Feel sorry for McDavid and Leon!

  18. flyinhawaiian02

    He should go from team to team until he plays for them all

  19. Low_Entertainer_6973

    I bet he’d still get 15-20 points

  20. okokokoyeahright

    Would fit right in as the senior signing amongst the other seniors signings so far.

    JVR 34

    Lucic 35

    Shattenkirk 34

  21. Apprehensive_Land52

    Haha, right?! This is straight out of a comedy sketch! πŸ˜‚

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