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Ceremonial speech



Ceremonial speech



by Salary-Cap

23 Comments

  1. Fun_Salamander8520

    Maybe one of the best speeches ever ngl. The he whole thing was heart and emotion. Unreal! Love it!

  2. zeouschen70

    how many times have I seen that embarrassed significant other saying, “ok, ok, that’s enough, let’s go.” just never on this type of stage

  3. GoalCologne

    Stockholm – 17.6.2023

    Carl Gustav retired

    To the surprise of the Swedish nation, after the events of Toshiba Plaza in Las Vegas, USA, the Swedish King has abruptly retired from office with a short statement: “There is nothing else that I can do”. Royal families around the world including King Charles of the United Kingdom have been shocked by the recent events. “Oh my gosh, I have not seen this coming. Oh, Camilla, my dear, could you please prepare us some tea? Of course with milk, as always!”

    The Inarguration of King William the First is set to be taken place on Saturday, 24th of June at the throne room of the Royal Palace in Stockholm. Fans showing up with a Golden Knights jersey receive a free hot dog.

  4. Porkchopp33

    Most speeches are better shirtless wen a sport championship is involved 🏒🏒🏒

  5. airbag23

    Who’s the woman trying to shut down that epic speech? What a buzz kill

  6. bad_romace_novelist

    At least they are all happy drunks!

  7. BraveSirRyan

    When he said “you have been here since day 1” did he mean the Chinese tourist in the bucket hat?

  8. Ok_Carob_5313

    This had to be inspired by Frank the tank speech from old-school

  9. DeadStringScrolls

    well that certainly was a string of words.

  10. rocketmn69

    Was this before or after the promised lap dances?

  11. idkcomeatme

    This is legendary. Can a speech go in the HHOF?

  12. ZebraEducational137

    This was the best championship parade that I have ever seen in any professional sport. Watched it on NHL channel. It was prime time on Saturday night…then it is Las Vegas!

  13. 702OrangeandBlue

    If you’re down 0-4 at the end of the second period, send in Hammered Wild Bill. he’ll inspire you to victory!

  14. Truth0rConsequences

    “Six longs years”

    Straight out of Metalocalypse. My fucking hero.

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