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This is Suspicious… they just won on Tuesday 🤔🤔



Today I saw this in a Reno Marshall 👀

by Rockyroxs

11 Comments

  1. They always have a ton of merch ready to go. The losing team’s merch just never sees the light of day.

  2. CornerThree03

    I imagine they’re out, but in marshall’s is really weird because I thought marshall’s was an overstock store

  3. Empty-Refuse8923

    I’ve taken dumps bigger than that

  4. Emotional_Match8169

    They make this stuff ahead of time. There is a bunch of Florida Panthers merchandise making it’s way over to third world countries as we type/read this. Plus they have the presses and equipment up and running ready to make more as soon as they know the final results.

  5. Gillalmighty

    That’s funny you think it’s suspicious. It’s all rigged! Lol

  6. Ijustwerkhere

    You know they have all the shit premade right? You could go in the team store the night they won and they have champion stuff

  7. DishRelative5853

    Oh yes. This is absolute proof that the NHL paid the Florida Panthers to play badly enough to lose. They also paid all of the officials to let bad Vegas goals stand and to wave off good Florida goals. Officials didn’t call offsides, icing, or penalties against Vegas. The Golden Knights also had two pucks, three extra skaters and a sheet of plexiglass across the goal mouth. The broadcasters were paid to use special cameras which could hide those things from the TV audiences. The people in the arenas were all drugged so that they wouldn’t notice.

    Suspicious?? You’re damned right.

  8. FatherFenix

    You mean they don’t magically manufacture millions of dollars’ worth of merchandise as soon as the team wins?!

    Conspiracy uncovered!

  9. bonenugget

    The company Stanley (thermos’ and mugs) needs to become a sponsor of the playoffs. They have really nice and inexpensive stuff and could kill it if they marketed team mugs.

  10. Awesome_Opossum24

    The only thing that’s suspicious is your ability to reason.

  11. I doubt there’s any Florida championship merchandise. They watched the first two games and cancelled that production.

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