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Something seems off here but I’m not sure what



Something seems off here but I’m not sure what

by M81L16

29 Comments

  1. Bradlas3

    Good to see him keeping that weight down at his age

  2. letsgobucko

    That he’s from butthole Hearst Ontario?

  3. dannomanno1960

    He balloons to 2 lbs in the off-season

  4. TJ514402

    Isn’t it a good thing to not have any kilos? That’s how you get in trouble

  5. MagnustheJust

    Kessel kept stealing his lunch money…

  6. butt_snorkelr

    It’s because he turns into a ghost when the playoffs are on.

  7. digitalcashking

    I’d say! Born in ‘88 and he’s 35? I was born in ‘86 and it’s simple math to say I’m…Oh God no!

  8. dailybrowser

    Will never get confused for Phil Kessel.

  9. OctoArtist80

    I kept looking trying think what it was, then I read the comments and found it lol

  10. KurzBird

    BREAKING NEWS: PIECE OF PAPER JOINS THE NHL

  11. Carbon fibre sticks, now carbon fibre body replacements..whats next?!

  12. CaptainCutlerCat

    My weight after 0.092 nanoseconds without zaza

  13. The thing that’s bugging me is how the former teams thing is completely out of order. I can’t see any good reason why it would be in that order

  14. The thing that’s bugging me is how the former teams thing is completely out of order. I can’t see any good reason why it would be in that order

  15. New_Bill_2214

    His 3 NHL teams are correct, but didn’t know Berlin had an nhl team?

  16. Don’t worry our boy Tony Greco will help him bulk up this summer!

  17. dejectedNrejected

    35 and playing pro sports…bam! Found the problem

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