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i will answer wrong or answer in the funniest way i can think of



i will answer wrong or answer in the funniest way i can think of

by Ultimatwo

42 Comments

  1. Zealousideal-Suit694

    How can cross checks be a penalty but ignored most of the time?

  2. Educational-Bar21

    What is the middle of the rink called?

  3. simonsmydog

    If a team never scores on a power play, can they decline a penalty?

  4. Who can pick up a dropped stick before the whistle?

  5. Famous_Secretary_540

    How many tkachuks can a tkachuk tkachuk

  6. captain_cutlass

    Why do players have to wear visors now?

  7. Mitcheeeey

    Why do refs miss so many high stick calls

  8. Sabotage_9

    What exactly is a “distinct kicking motion”?

  9. DearOrder3115

    Who is the sexiest coach and why is it Rod Brind’amour?

  10. Otterslayer22

    I am about to break the AI with 2 questions at once. Please clearly define offsides and what constitutes goaltender interference?

  11. NotGonnaBench405

    My hockey knowledge is even more minimal than yours 🗿

  12. Sparrowhawk996

    What is the perfect stick flex? Would you prefer a stiff shaft or something that’s nice and whippy?

  13. Adventurous_Art_5747

    What is goaltender interference?

  14. arp492022

    Why is it Maple Leafs and not Maple Leaves?

  15. malichi45

    I always hear about icing. Where is the cake?

  16. Ballsahoy72

    If a player gets a two-minute penalty, and the other team scores after 30 seconds on powerplay, shouldn’t the player be happy he doesn’t have to serve remaining 90 seconds?

  17. skyline1427

    Describe to me the last time you sauced a biscuit.

  18. Ultimatwo

    just an fyi for yall if i dont answer your question right away dont hate me im probably sleeping and will answer it in the morning.

  19. gfountyyc

    Can mcdavid ever win the cup as an oiler or will he have to leave to win it all?

  20. MyFriendsCallMeTito

    I’m in this meme and I like it :3

  21. OutOfOurBlue

    How come McDavid still hasn’t won a Stanley Cup yet?

  22. jenninzj

    What are the leafs going to do this offseason?

  23. Fastsmitty47

    When Marchand walks into a wall with a boner, does he break his dick or his nose?

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