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The most majestic looking beard in the playoffs



The most majestic looking beard in the playoffs

by 00sgamer

28 Comments

  1. MrAbadeer

    Great beard. Shit player. Is he even a hockey player?

    I say this knowing I’m a Bruins fan and we have Marchand who is a recovering POS. I’m not a fan, never have been. He’s done shit on the ice where I would have been happy if they ripped the spoked B off him. But Marchand is Mario Lemieux compared to this turd. Players like him are the result of fighting going away. I wish it would come back in many ways.

    Update:

    As a member of the Flyers, he has been referred to by the Philadelphia sports press as a player who “represents everything that the Flyers once were and should no longer aspire to be”, as well as “a cheap-shot aficionado, reckless, careless, damaging to the Flyers’ chances of winning and to other athletes’ health and safety, a player who can’t be trusted by either his teammates or his opponents to play a tough, clean game.”

  2. rattlehead42069

    When your red dead redemption 2 beard gets fully grown

  3. Billhole

    Beard vs. beard with gudas and burns out there

  4. Medium-Membership-22

    That’s a season long beard like Brent Burns. It is NOT. A playoff beard which is started at the start of a playoff to watch grow as you progress

  5. Architeuthis_McCrew

    Total Central Europe circa 1886 vibes here.

  6. OhNoItsAndrew3

    That’s a beard that looks like it’s about to commit unspeakable atrocities in the Congo

  7. TheBipolarExpresss

    I heard his beard gets longer everytime he gets away with a penalty

  8. heyitsrider

    While I appreciate the beard, it’s hard to ignore the fact that he’s a piece of *expletive deleted*.

  9. Odd-Koala1290

    Looks like a political portrait from the civil war

  10. RegularFrigginDude

    Tell me about your presidency in the 1870s

  11. Idontknow_1996

    Crazy how he looks like a professional businessman but in reality is a classless goon

  12. mildlysceptical22

    His interference and holding the stick penalties that were not called allowing the winning goal and then taunting the losing Toronto goaltender Woll after the goal has permanently changed my opinion of him from goon to total scumbag goon.

  13. Imaginary_Tourist605

    Without his beard, someone commented that “he looks like Taylor hall 10 years after retirement”

  14. flyinhawaiian02

    I thought that was Ron Swanson at first lol

  15. patchymoose

    The reason people keep making comparisons to the 19th century is actually not the beard, it’s the moustache that goes along with it! That beard and handlebar moustache combo was all the rage in the 1800s. He looks like [Leopold II](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_II_of_Belgium), or as some have mentioned, a US Civil War general. I also think he looks a little bit like [Czar Nicholas II](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_II_of_Russia), or George V, here they are [next to each other](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_II_of_Russia#/media/File:Tsar_Nicholas_II_&_King_George_V.JPG) (they were cousins).

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