Has the Onion gone too far?by info-warz hockeyice hockeyNational Hockey LeagueNHL Prev Post It’s OVER for the Arizona Coyotes… May 17, 2023 Next Post I think it’s becoming even clearer why Gallant was fired and what our FO is looking for in the next HC May 17, 2023 15 Comments AnyTomato8562 3 years ago The Onion is my trusted source for up to the minute news! michealgaribaldi 3 years ago This is funny Chungo420lol 3 years ago I honestly feel bad for them but as a jets fan it almost feels like karma AtomicBombSquad 3 years ago **Kay :** [at newsstand] We’ll check the hot sheets.**Jay :** *These* are the hot sheets?**Kay :** The Onion; best investigative reporting on the planet. Go read the New York Times if you want, they get lucky sometimes.**Jay :** I cannot believe you’re looking for Coyotes hockey news in The Onion.**Kay :** [front-page article about Arizona’s stolen team] Not looking for. Found.^(I’m old enough to remember when The Onion was a print publication.) green-gazelle 3 years ago No, it hasn’t ajcobc 3 years ago Nope it’s pretty accurate in my view JonTheWizard 3 years ago Bit cruel, but still pretty damn funny. Ballsahoy72 3 years ago The Onion hates hockey. Comedy writers are usually nerds and nerds usually hate hockey, so… horst-graben 3 years ago Too far? No. But it’s not funny either. thingsandstufffs666 3 years ago I thought the onion only did joke news… TheGreatPervSage_94 3 years ago Wherever they end upThey better keep the coyote howlBest goal horn sfx gs12 3 years ago Say what you will about the Yotes, STILL the best goal celebration sound ever. The howwwlllll. Chilling. MaverickX713X 3 years ago I’m sure all 7 of the yote’s fans voted yes Medium_Tangelo2789 3 years ago No.. team should never have been there h0ckeyphreak 3 years ago It’s funny cause it’s trueWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
AtomicBombSquad 3 years ago **Kay :** [at newsstand] We’ll check the hot sheets.**Jay :** *These* are the hot sheets?**Kay :** The Onion; best investigative reporting on the planet. Go read the New York Times if you want, they get lucky sometimes.**Jay :** I cannot believe you’re looking for Coyotes hockey news in The Onion.**Kay :** [front-page article about Arizona’s stolen team] Not looking for. Found.^(I’m old enough to remember when The Onion was a print publication.)
Ballsahoy72 3 years ago The Onion hates hockey. Comedy writers are usually nerds and nerds usually hate hockey, so…
TheGreatPervSage_94 3 years ago Wherever they end upThey better keep the coyote howlBest goal horn sfx
gs12 3 years ago Say what you will about the Yotes, STILL the best goal celebration sound ever. The howwwlllll. Chilling.
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The Onion is my trusted source for up to the minute news!
This is funny
I honestly feel bad for them but as a jets fan it almost feels like karma
**Kay :** [at newsstand] We’ll check the hot sheets.
**Jay :** *These* are the hot sheets?
**Kay :** The Onion; best investigative reporting on the planet. Go read the New York Times if you want, they get lucky sometimes.
**Jay :** I cannot believe you’re looking for Coyotes hockey news in The Onion.
**Kay :** [front-page article about Arizona’s stolen team] Not looking for. Found.
^(I’m old enough to remember when The Onion was a print publication.)
No, it hasn’t
Nope it’s pretty accurate in my view
Bit cruel, but still pretty damn funny.
The Onion hates hockey. Comedy writers are usually nerds and nerds usually hate hockey, so…
Too far? No. But it’s not funny either.
I thought the onion only did joke news…
Wherever they end up
They better keep the coyote howl
Best goal horn sfx
Say what you will about the Yotes, STILL the best goal celebration sound ever. The howwwlllll. Chilling.
I’m sure all 7 of the yote’s fans voted yes
No.. team should never have been there
It’s funny cause it’s true