The Kraken one is awesome. The Blue Jackets one will haunt me for the rest of my days.
longhorndr
I’m sorry. Does that jersey say Washington Anals?!?
T1sofun
The codpiece on the Vegas mascot is lovely.
HolyMeowzah
Sens solidify it for me. You’ve got the badass Knights, why doesn’t the sens look remotely like that? Instead you’ve got a weird ass looking owl/zoidberg
stouf761
I abandon Victor E and take whatever that FNAF gummy bear lookin thing is
zaronce
I’m a simple man. I like anals and nip
trippingtrips13
Why is the hurricanes a yeti? Wouldn’t that fit better for Colorado?
Savings-Log-2709
Predator dude is horrific
ManicPixieOldMaid
What’s a Cavivees? These are so insane I both love and fear them.
snark_enterprises
Go Cavivees!
Ubaloo10
The Blue Jackets guy looks like he might stab you
Grand-Imagination925
Tampa
chip_guy
Who the hell is the NIPS? Anals is absolutely amazing. Vegas looks bad ass. Oilers looks like he just screams random things at me and has a helmet because he hits his head too much. Kraken has to be the top though
Insomniac_Tales
I kind of dig the children’s version of Gritty. Coming soon to Sesame Street.
bruins4life6191991
Lol clearly not enough bear mascots
TheyCallMeBen_
Blue Jacket’s mascot is straight out of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
Toxicracer
I mean that pretty much looks like our fan base after all we’ve been through…
ArferMorgan
Classic Cavivees mascot.
DampfGecko
The Blackhawk’s mascot has… seen things
chaos0517
Obviously the Vegas Golden Knights mascot looks the best. But I’m kinda digging the Kraken 😂
encyclopediabananica
Damn the Golden Knight guy is PACKING 😳🥵
Last-Amphibian-7546
Oh boy, I sure do love the CTIEFFURUE and the Oloroio Lane Leres
Historical-Dish8013
There’s something deeply unsettling about that St. Louis mascot…
SPzero65
I don’t know, but I am forever referring to the Maple Leafs as the “Lane Leres” from this moment forward.
No_Joke_568
They made Gritty hairless
greenpill98
Ok, that Predators mascot is downright terrifying. It’s perfect.
The Golden Knights one isn’t too shabby, either.
OldSoulAudio
I’m sorry but a lot of these are pretty dope
KimJongPewnTang
Chicago ended up with the Angry Birds character, and I’m pretty sure the Columbus one shows up when you’re stuck in sleep paralysis.
usmc_delete
Omg I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Yung_Corneliois
Gritty looks like he got off drugs and is having a better life lol.
Leafs mascot looks like Buoy’s little brother.
Detroit… what happened?
scarlet_fire_77
I kinda like the Blues guy. Sgt Pepper vibes.
Parkway-D
The Flames one looks like a pissed off Lanny McDonald after someone shaved off his mustache while he was sleeping.
Expensive-Republic-2
“wow the penguins and Capitals are bad. Holy fuck THE BLUE JACKETS!!!”
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The worst? Oilers and Canucks for me.
That’s a sad looking penguin
The Kraken one is awesome. The Blue Jackets one will haunt me for the rest of my days.
I’m sorry. Does that jersey say Washington Anals?!?
The codpiece on the Vegas mascot is lovely.
Sens solidify it for me. You’ve got the badass Knights, why doesn’t the sens look remotely like that? Instead you’ve got a weird ass looking owl/zoidberg
I abandon Victor E and take whatever that FNAF gummy bear lookin thing is
I’m a simple man. I like anals and nip
Why is the hurricanes a yeti? Wouldn’t that fit better for Colorado?
Predator dude is horrific
What’s a Cavivees? These are so insane I both love and fear them.
Go Cavivees!
The Blue Jackets guy looks like he might stab you
Tampa
Who the hell is the NIPS? Anals is absolutely amazing. Vegas looks bad ass. Oilers looks like he just screams random things at me and has a helmet because he hits his head too much. Kraken has to be the top though
I kind of dig the children’s version of Gritty. Coming soon to Sesame Street.
Lol clearly not enough bear mascots
Blue Jacket’s mascot is straight out of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
I mean that pretty much looks like our fan base after all we’ve been through…
Classic Cavivees mascot.
The Blackhawk’s mascot has… seen things
Obviously the Vegas Golden Knights mascot looks the best. But I’m kinda digging the Kraken 😂
Damn the Golden Knight guy is PACKING 😳🥵
Oh boy, I sure do love the CTIEFFURUE and the Oloroio Lane Leres
There’s something deeply unsettling about that St. Louis mascot…
I don’t know, but I am forever referring to the Maple Leafs as the “Lane Leres” from this moment forward.
They made Gritty hairless
Ok, that Predators mascot is downright terrifying. It’s perfect.
The Golden Knights one isn’t too shabby, either.
I’m sorry but a lot of these are pretty dope
Chicago ended up with the Angry Birds character, and I’m pretty sure the Columbus one shows up when you’re stuck in sleep paralysis.
Omg I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Gritty looks like he got off drugs and is having a better life lol.
Leafs mascot looks like Buoy’s little brother.
Detroit… what happened?
I kinda like the Blues guy. Sgt Pepper vibes.
The Flames one looks like a pissed off Lanny McDonald after someone shaved off his mustache while he was sleeping.
“wow the penguins and Capitals are bad. Holy fuck THE BLUE JACKETS!!!”
St Louis isnt bad actually