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they’re resorting to prayer



they’re resorting to prayer

by skryb

13 Comments

  1. EyeHeartBidets

    Uh, I don’t know how to break this to you but that could literally be any Protestant church in southern Ontario between March and October

  2. Hiph0p0p0tamusttv

    What do Knies and Jesus have in common?
    >!They both got nailed into the boards!<

  3. majorminorminor

    The curse is sufficiently amused for now

  4. not_a_necromancer__

    I’m sure the playoffs have a lot to do with the advancement of the kingdom of Christ on earth lol

  5. nothinbutshame

    Wicked church party…will there be an abundance of sacramental wine?

  6. Judge_Tredd

    They will need to summon something darker to get the through.

  7. CurrentlyAtKFC

    Likelihood someone died and they were a big fan of the leafs.

  8. BroBeansBMS

    You’re just seeing us buds in our Sunday’s finest.

  9. rolltank_gm

    All things are possible through God, so jot that down

  10. MoonDrove

    I still want to believe we can win, but maybe the Panthers beat the Bruins because they were just that good… So we might get swept :/

  11. flexxx100

    This was a Friend of mines funeral today. He passed away on Sunday and He was a huge leafs fan. His family requested that people wear leaf’s gear to honour him.

  12. OptimusMaximus1

    Just a reminder we should all be praying more

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