You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Brossoit and you look at Hellebuyck and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another goalie, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Brossoit is a genetic freak and he’s not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beatin him. Then you add the VGK defense to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at the Stanley Cup Playoffs, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Brossoit, he’s got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because the Jets offense KNOWS they can’t beat Brossoit and they’re not even gonna try!
So Helle, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus Brossoit’s 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at the Stanley Cup Playoffs. But then you take Brossoit’s 75% chance of winning, if they was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, Brossoit’s got 141 2/3 chance of winning at the Stanley Cup Playoffs. See Hellebuyck, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
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Dude was incredible tonight. Boutta get a brossoit jersey that says backup
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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Brossoit and you look at Hellebuyck and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another goalie, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Brossoit is a genetic freak and he’s not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beatin him. Then you add the VGK defense to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at the Stanley Cup Playoffs, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Brossoit, he’s got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because the Jets offense KNOWS they can’t beat Brossoit and they’re not even gonna try!
So Helle, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus Brossoit’s 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at the Stanley Cup Playoffs. But then you take Brossoit’s 75% chance of winning, if they was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, Brossoit’s got 141 2/3 chance of winning at the Stanley Cup Playoffs. See Hellebuyck, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Dude was incredible tonight. Boutta get a brossoit jersey that says backup
“And I took that personally…”
Garbage antics to treat a former player that way.
#BROSSWALL
Absolute stud BROSWALL. Stunt on them sir.