I feel like when you have to over explain the punchlines it kind of blows the winds outta the sail of the joke.
cram9800
Who let bro cook💀💀💀
ididntwantsalmon19
If any pick from 5-10 wins the draft lottery I fully expect people to perform mental gymnastics about how that is the exact position we would have finished if we played Hughes and Pettersson 2 minutes less per game.
Boligno
Jim Draft Simulator Benning would be locked in his office thinking he’d stumbled on a loophole after reading this tweet. Weisbrod tasked with 24 hour coin flipping duty.
ClosPins
Actually, the odds of the Canucks winning the lottery are a bit ***less*** than getting 5 heads in a row.
teamwaterwings
Absolutely savage holy shit
monkey314
All that matters is October. If its another shit first half than it’s a shit team that deserves the criticism.
Send_me_beer1
i’ve seen us win these
69wanker_420
Canucks are gonna move up to second. Finally get lottery luck but will still not get bedard
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I feel like when you have to over explain the punchlines it kind of blows the winds outta the sail of the joke.
Who let bro cook💀💀💀
If any pick from 5-10 wins the draft lottery I fully expect people to perform mental gymnastics about how that is the exact position we would have finished if we played Hughes and Pettersson 2 minutes less per game.
Jim Draft Simulator Benning would be locked in his office thinking he’d stumbled on a loophole after reading this tweet. Weisbrod tasked with 24 hour coin flipping duty.
Actually, the odds of the Canucks winning the lottery are a bit ***less*** than getting 5 heads in a row.
Absolutely savage holy shit
All that matters is October. If its another shit first half than it’s a shit team that deserves the criticism.
i’ve seen us win these
Canucks are gonna move up to second. Finally get lottery luck but will still not get bedard