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Does the NHL have a blonde girlfriend policy?



Does the NHL have a blonde girlfriend policy?

by info-warz

43 Comments

  1. Contrarian_Eh

    Waiting for the #NHLWivesSoWhite hashtags

  2. tbiblaine23

    Someone’s gonna call this racist I can feel it.

  3. Sauronsindexfinger

    You mean the NHL has a fake blond problem

  4. Rusty_08

    “confuse us from behind”. Ya I hear that is a huge issue among you guys.

  5. 35RoliSmitty41

    God who doesn’t want a hot blonde woman?

    When you’re a millionaire, you have the option.

  6. They put the one brunette in the middle because she is their leader

  7. AuJusSerious

    The only people complaining about rich handsome athletic white men having hot blonde girlfriends and wives are those people pity themselves.

    Who the hell doesn’t want a smokin hot blonde wife?

  8. Dr_Psycho_809

    I mean , 5 of them have brown Brunnet hair, and I think 1 black hair?

  9. Make_America_Go_Away

    That is so offside! They clearly don’t have a blonde girlfriend policy… it’s a fake blonde policy. Duh.

  10. Kingzton28

    Have the real blondes take a step forward…

  11. Ghost_Pains

    They all go to plastic surgeons and say “let me get the NHL wife or girlfriend package please.

  12. Efficient_Score_6891

    Hockey players aren’t allowed to date non-blondes.. lol

  13. MikeFuckingHoncho

    Don’t they know it’s bad luck to touch the cup unless you’ve won?

  14. no_more_passwords

    And none of them are natural blondes

  15. Who’s shocked that 20 year old boys would all like the same thing?

  16. HockeyHawkins

    Don’t hate 😒 but also lol very true. At least mines real
    Edit: but I’m not an NHL wife lol.

  17. Fun_Impact7215

    It’s more than the hair and skin color. They all have similar styles and aesthetics. Hair is all the same length, same slight wave, similar jewelry and outfits. Like they all clearly shop at the exact same places. There isn’t even one in this picture who looks like they went to a different store

  18. J.T. Brown’s wife has a PhD?

    Damn, good for her. That’s really cool.

  19. LuckyCharmedLife

    Plenty of brunettes. Ovi’s wife is brunette.

  20. no_effin_ziti

    Now go Google New York Knicks wives and girlfriends

  21. Laser-Nipples

    I see a couple brunettes but they kept them in the back lol.

  22. Alright, which one of you freaks on this sub is going to go ahead and identify and label all these? …for science!

  23. SandiRHo

    Lexi is absolutely my favorite. I adore her.

  24. Drop_The_Puck

    That’s actually pretty funny. The kids running around trying to find mom in a room full of almost identical blondes.

  25. DPRODman11

    Who forgot to tell the blonde on the left about the dress code?

  26. anemialcollective

    lexi is a legend. also this wag term is doing my head in because i keep perceiving it as wagons, or wagon wheels

  27. plagueski

    And people are shocked that they bully eachother…

  28. TheSwampPenguin

    WAG, lol. The term you’re looking for is Puck Bunny.

  29. Timoteux

    I don’t see any natural blondes either 🤣 Why go through the trouble…

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