The legend of the Chaos Giraffe by SoapVox Pacific DivisionVancouver CanucksWestern Conference Prev Post /r/wildhockey Daily Discussion Thread – February 22, 2023 February 22, 2023 Next Post Gerry Cheevers Boston Bruins 1965-66 Topps 31 NHL Hockey Card February 22, 2023 16 Comments sandiercy 3 years ago Man, it’s been a while since I saw a giveaway that bad by a Canucks defenceman. ManyArmedGod 3 years ago “We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!” ProtectionFromStupid 3 years ago This is one of the few NHL clips that gets posted where I can legit say “I can do that” and not be talking out of my ass sydster_d 3 years ago If he remains this committed to helping us get Bedard, that 6×6 contract might be Benning’s best move ever. Sibs 3 years ago Poor Myers. Of course this is carefully edited to not show his skate getting kicked on the closeup. SilenTyphoon 3 years ago This looks just like when Michael Scott fell into the koi pond. I’m getting that same energy. julesieee 3 years ago [Cartoon sound effect](https://youtu.be/Aa-ZIXJdDW4) IveOutgrownHFboards 3 years ago This video sums up Myers’ season: a sloppy, chaotic disaster of embarrassment. loki1337 3 years ago Little known fact every time Myers comes off the bench it’s like a giraffe being born for the first time so this should have been expected. battlecryelf69 3 years ago In front of his own bench too 😂 mrg3392 3 years ago I saw him in Kelowna at a winery, he was pretty drunk and dancing in a grassy area. Hilarious scene ANarrowUrethra 3 years ago We might have won if Myers didn’t take things into his own hands FookenL 3 years ago New from Mattel!Tank Commander Chaos GiraffeSpecial Weapons:Long gangly limbs that cause tumbles and turnovers!Sporadic chlorophyll-consumption-induced brain cramps that make opposing jerseys appear like teammates’A long raspy tongue for grabbing delicious young leaves from the upper canopy louiefriesen 3 years ago That blue line is trippy eh brendan87na 3 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWszV8lxNXo typeronin 3 years ago Be quiet or else somebody from Leafs management might hear you!Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
sandiercy 3 years ago Man, it’s been a while since I saw a giveaway that bad by a Canucks defenceman.
ManyArmedGod 3 years ago “We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”
ProtectionFromStupid 3 years ago This is one of the few NHL clips that gets posted where I can legit say “I can do that” and not be talking out of my ass
sydster_d 3 years ago If he remains this committed to helping us get Bedard, that 6×6 contract might be Benning’s best move ever.
Sibs 3 years ago Poor Myers. Of course this is carefully edited to not show his skate getting kicked on the closeup.
SilenTyphoon 3 years ago This looks just like when Michael Scott fell into the koi pond. I’m getting that same energy.
IveOutgrownHFboards 3 years ago This video sums up Myers’ season: a sloppy, chaotic disaster of embarrassment.
loki1337 3 years ago Little known fact every time Myers comes off the bench it’s like a giraffe being born for the first time so this should have been expected.
mrg3392 3 years ago I saw him in Kelowna at a winery, he was pretty drunk and dancing in a grassy area. Hilarious scene
FookenL 3 years ago New from Mattel!Tank Commander Chaos GiraffeSpecial Weapons:Long gangly limbs that cause tumbles and turnovers!Sporadic chlorophyll-consumption-induced brain cramps that make opposing jerseys appear like teammates’A long raspy tongue for grabbing delicious young leaves from the upper canopy
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Man, it’s been a while since I saw a giveaway that bad by a Canucks defenceman.
“We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”
This is one of the few NHL clips that gets posted where I can legit say “I can do that” and not be talking out of my ass
If he remains this committed to helping us get Bedard, that 6×6 contract might be Benning’s best move ever.
Poor Myers. Of course this is carefully edited to not show his skate getting kicked on the closeup.
This looks just like when Michael Scott fell into the koi pond. I’m getting that same energy.
[Cartoon sound effect](https://youtu.be/Aa-ZIXJdDW4)
This video sums up Myers’ season: a sloppy, chaotic disaster of embarrassment.
Little known fact every time Myers comes off the bench it’s like a giraffe being born for the first time so this should have been expected.
In front of his own bench too 😂
I saw him in Kelowna at a winery, he was pretty drunk and dancing in a grassy area. Hilarious scene
We might have won if Myers didn’t take things into his own hands
New from Mattel!
Tank Commander Chaos Giraffe
Special Weapons:
Long gangly limbs that cause tumbles and turnovers!
Sporadic chlorophyll-consumption-induced brain cramps that make opposing jerseys appear like teammates’
A long raspy tongue for grabbing delicious young leaves from the upper canopy
That blue line is trippy eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWszV8lxNXo
Be quiet or else somebody from Leafs management might hear you!