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The legend of the Chaos Giraffe



The legend of the Chaos Giraffe



by SoapVox

16 Comments

  1. sandiercy

    Man, it’s been a while since I saw a giveaway that bad by a Canucks defenceman.

  2. ManyArmedGod

    “We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”

  3. ProtectionFromStupid

    This is one of the few NHL clips that gets posted where I can legit say “I can do that” and not be talking out of my ass

  4. sydster_d

    If he remains this committed to helping us get Bedard, that 6×6 contract might be Benning’s best move ever.

  5. Poor Myers. Of course this is carefully edited to not show his skate getting kicked on the closeup.

  6. SilenTyphoon

    This looks just like when Michael Scott fell into the koi pond. I’m getting that same energy.

  7. IveOutgrownHFboards

    This video sums up Myers’ season: a sloppy, chaotic disaster of embarrassment.

  8. loki1337

    Little known fact every time Myers comes off the bench it’s like a giraffe being born for the first time so this should have been expected.

  9. battlecryelf69

    In front of his own bench too 😂

  10. I saw him in Kelowna at a winery, he was pretty drunk and dancing in a grassy area. Hilarious scene

  11. ANarrowUrethra

    We might have won if Myers didn’t take things into his own hands

  12. New from Mattel!

    Tank Commander Chaos Giraffe

    Special Weapons:

    Long gangly limbs that cause tumbles and turnovers!

    Sporadic chlorophyll-consumption-induced brain cramps that make opposing jerseys appear like teammates’

    A long raspy tongue for grabbing delicious young leaves from the upper canopy

  13. typeronin

    Be quiet or else somebody from Leafs management might hear you!

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