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by cutetoboot1

31 Comments

  1. Longjumping-Limit827

    We’re Fuckin idiots bud! I know right?

  2. randoposting

    “So then I said ‘if he’s going then fuck this shit’. Anyway, we hitting the rippers later?”

  3. DivineArcade1

    Imagine showing this to someone a year ago. They couldn’t fathom it.

  4. tim_worst_isthe_best

    Dude …. that’s the ugliest jersey in the history of American sports

    Yeah, nice haircut, you “blend”

  5. elcapitainesports

    “Well at least we’re both having good individual seasons” 🤷🏻‍♂️

  6. Comfortable-Ad-7158

    “The all star game really sucks now doesn’t it?” – Johnny

    “Yep.yep it does”- chuckie.

  7. btcbananastand

    – hey johnny we still goin for a rip in my lambo later?

    – hell ya bud, i’m just glad to be so far away from my family for a change

  8. bewareofbears_

    Do you think they could fit me under the cap in Florida?

  9. Scary-Pirate-8900

    Isn’t life great where no one knows who we are and there are ZERO expectations

  10. shania69

    Yeah, it did kinda feel good when you did that..

  11. HoldDaPhone

    “You coming out with the boys after this?”

    “Not sure, let me ask Meredith”

  12. douglasCCM

    Johnny Gaudreau is a bench warmer on my fantasy team this year.

  13. mackharp0818

    “What do you think of my pink pony tail Chucky?”

  14. Hockonlube

    Can you imagine if we ever actually got to put on skates?

  15. Ciqme1867

    I got way too deep into the comments until I realized this wasn’t r/hockey or r/nhl, idk how I got recommended this sub as a Bruins fan lmao. Btw sorry you guys are so mediocre this year 🙁

  16. Big-Rabbit4050

    “Sooooo… What does it feel like to be on a decent team?”

  17. Conscious-Donut

    Matthew: “Bro – how did we, two of the best players in the league, get to handpick our new teams, yet our old team is still somehow doing better than both our new teams?”

    Jonny Walker: “Bro it’s a head scratcher bro”

  18. coffeebreakhero

    Not a caption, just want to say that I want to hate but honestly those Florida jerseys are so nice

  19. Roman_Fun_Time

    “No seriously, i need your help getting out of Ohio”
    “Florida aint much better man”

  20. Far-Geologist-6677

    Man did we ever fuck the flames over

  21. VickyThomas1

    i moved to columbus to be closer to my family in new jersey. i have never seen a map of the united states 🇺🇸

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