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The wet dream of a Leafs fan.



The wet dream of a Leafs fan.

by DepressoEspresso45

25 Comments

  1. MystikxHaze

    Could put the top 20 plays in the league on the same team and if they’re wearing Leafs jerseys, they ain’t making past the 1st round

  2. hotguy42xD

    The real wet dream here is the leafs beating Montreal lol

  3. HumbleTardigrade

    Isn’t this the wet dream of 31 fan bases?

  4. shittybillz

    Somehow they retain matthews and sign Mcdavid for what will likely be 15/year? Those would be their only three players lol

  5. Starsky686

    This photoshop is cute because it’s got the guy who only committed to 5 years to this team in the background. And the guy who committed to 8 years on a different team scoring the goal.

  6. CarlosAVP

    Okay, in which MARVEL universe does this take place?

  7. Steakholder_

    I would nut if reality turned upside down and we somehow ended up with McDavid whilst retaining Matthews and Marner. Literally jizz everywhere

  8. toomanyukes

    Why you wanna ruin a good man’s career like that?

  9. Real_Sheepherder_250

    Until the turn their Xbox off haha

  10. mitch-dubz

    Wait, a McDavid post mixed with a Leafs post??? What a karma slut!

  11. bigdickbasturd

    Not pictured: the 20 other guys making 45 million combined… Averaging out to 2.25mil per player

    Gonna need a lot of Spezza and Gio on this team

  12. Judge_Rhinohold

    So in this scenario the salary cap is history?

  13. b00mhower4

    Even in their wildest dreams of the future they aren’t wearing playoff patches.

  14. MilkCanMatt

    So your ideal is McDavid just never winning a cup?

  15. spenwallce

    the modern day “leaf’s fan wet dream” is winning a playoff series

  16. And they’ll still find a way to lose in the first round.

  17. AppaJuicee

    Wait what team wouldn’t dream if this ?

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