βοΈ Subscribe to ESPN Unlimited: https://plus.espn.com/nhl#ESPN Central Divisionespn nhlhockeyMinnesota WildNHLnhl espnnhl on espnWestern Conference Prev Post HIGHLIGHTS: LA Kings at Boston Bruins | 03.10.26 at BOS March 11, 2026 Next Post Conor Garland is HOT π₯ March 11, 2026 48 Comments @tootoked 3 weeks ago Lamplighter is a sick middle name. My brother didn't go for it for his first born. Oh well. @ajmanks 3 weeks ago Howitzer howie for shortπ @alexlarson2203 3 weeks ago Id name mine chirp. @bgduqc6876 3 weeks ago Celly @christianhcevallos 3 weeks ago Stanley @a.N..... 3 weeks ago No slash? Wild thats wild @ScottWiecenski 3 weeks ago Celi for a girl. @G-reg51910 3 weeks ago You my boy Midz!! Never change! π @kevinbiggs3987 3 weeks ago Cross check , slash, Donny Brook @BroskiManitoba 3 weeks ago Tucker is actually a really good answer @discoveryman59 3 weeks ago Clapper!! @BrodyB2015 3 weeks ago I would name my kid Mitchell @ben_jamin_music 3 weeks ago Shoulder Pad Jr. @ThatSpudGuy 3 weeks ago buckets @Sacred_Fox 3 weeks ago "After 9 months, welcome to the world Chin Strap" @AuroAustralis 3 weeks ago If I had two kids, one would be "dump" and the other would be "chase" π @DirpyFish-l7u 3 weeks ago Buckey and buck for short @GalacticPossum 3 weeks ago Hatrick. @ThisleBush 3 weeks ago Puck is decent I think @HolySyrup16 3 weeks ago Buddy @lisaghking 3 weeks ago Celly @ryanquinn1257 3 weeks ago Blade π @jacobsjvj 3 weeks ago Spurgeon looks like Dr. Mike Varshavski ππ€£π @sirgavanator8794 3 weeks ago Girl: AnetBoy: Enforcer @burnthehighway6461 3 weeks ago Dusty @joshwells6092 3 weeks ago SLAP SHOT JUNIOR @WeeIrishLad14 3 weeks ago I think Celly is a based choice @LuigiTheItalian 3 weeks ago My kid Skate can skate @fricklefrackletickletackle 3 weeks ago celly! @Mountaineer3615 3 weeks ago Sauce, Mit, Point, Scrap, Donnie, Geno. @tamoose1 3 weeks ago Toe drag? @rdog421 3 weeks ago Game of Hockey @sophiepetoncule7617 3 weeks ago What's "beauty" in hockey? @inquir2283 3 weeks ago Goalie @itsallasimulationman 3 weeks ago My dad has a friend who named his son Catch. I think that's a cool name. @craigjones8666 3 weeks ago PUCK @chrisd5689 3 weeks ago Stick lift ππ @EllaBounic 3 weeks ago Mine would be chip π @michaela5461 3 weeks ago Slash and Deke @michaela5461 3 weeks ago Kap speaks little to no Englishπ @DuaneDorman 3 weeks ago Crease @louisrousseau1006 3 weeks ago Howitzer @robinplays86 3 weeks ago Tendy. Sounds close enough to a name that children won't bully them for, then maybe they can grow up and get in the net π @bryantc2899 3 weeks ago Stanley. @lohmi_the_homie8021 3 weeks ago Rob. @williamklann6084 3 weeks ago Slap shot! @GregKirby1975 3 weeks ago kid "Dad why did you name me SLAPSHOT?"Dad "Because some woman asked if you where to name a kid only using a hockey term…" @GregKirby1975 3 weeks ago BLADEWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
@tootoked 3 weeks ago Lamplighter is a sick middle name. My brother didn't go for it for his first born. Oh well.
@AuroAustralis 3 weeks ago If I had two kids, one would be "dump" and the other would be "chase" π
@itsallasimulationman 3 weeks ago My dad has a friend who named his son Catch. I think that's a cool name.
@robinplays86 3 weeks ago Tendy. Sounds close enough to a name that children won't bully them for, then maybe they can grow up and get in the net π
@GregKirby1975 3 weeks ago kid "Dad why did you name me SLAPSHOT?"Dad "Because some woman asked if you where to name a kid only using a hockey term…"
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Lamplighter is a sick middle name. My brother didn't go for it for his first born. Oh well.
Howitzer howie for shortπ
Id name mine chirp.
Celly
Stanley
No slash? Wild thats wild
Celi for a girl.
You my boy Midz!! Never change! π
Cross check , slash, Donny Brook
Tucker is actually a really good answer
Clapper!!
I would name my kid Mitchell
Shoulder Pad Jr.
buckets
"After 9 months, welcome to the world Chin Strap"
If I had two kids, one would be "dump" and the other would be "chase" π
Buckey and buck for short
Hatrick.
Puck is decent I think
Buddy
Celly
Blade π
Spurgeon looks like Dr. Mike Varshavski ππ€£π
Girl: Anet
Boy: Enforcer
Dusty
SLAP SHOT JUNIOR
I think Celly is a based choice
My kid Skate can skate
celly!
Sauce, Mit, Point, Scrap, Donnie, Geno.
Toe drag?
Game of Hockey
What's "beauty" in hockey?
Goalie
My dad has a friend who named his son Catch. I think that's a cool name.
PUCK
Stick lift ππ
Mine would be chip π
Slash and Deke
Kap speaks little to no Englishπ
Crease
Howitzer
Tendy. Sounds close enough to a name that children won't bully them for, then maybe they can grow up and get in the net π
Stanley.
Rob.
Slap shot!
kid "Dad why did you name me SLAPSHOT?"
Dad "Because some woman asked if you where to name a kid only using a hockey term…"
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