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The Vancouver Canucks Are Hot Garbage



Following Monday night’s disappointing loss to the Calgary Flames, the Canucks now find themselves in 30th place in the league. Frankly, it’s shocking that they aren’t dead last. Luckily, management seems to understand the reality of the situation – it just isn’t working. In this video, I share some grim statistics and highlights that illustrate why things have gone so terribly wrong.

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  1. Last week I cancelled my Sportsnet subscription I can’t handle watching the Canucks play this year it’s just not watchable like they don’t even care anymore

  2. Can't argue but they need to get a new owner. Francesco must go! Start from the top and work your way down. I bailed on sport-NYET when their stream took a DUMP in the world series, and continued to crash during Canucks games. The final aggravation was crashing then telling me I'm blacked out.

    Snorts-bet made me cancel but the Canucks made me not regret it.

  3. I expect us to lose everytime I turn on the highlights. I can’t even watch 5 mins of this hockey.

  4. They need to Rebuild properly, not retool over and over and over. I'm a Habs fan and the rebuild has been alot of fun fun. You see it coming together, your prospect pool grows bigger and bigger. But I wouldn't trust 80 year old Rutherford with something so important. You need a young vision. Look at what Darche has done in 1 year for the Islanders. Their probably going to just try a retool and screw themselves over again. Either way it's never a dull moment with the Canucks.

  5. Sadly, they’re Management are very incompetent. All their young players that should be getting an opportunity to play that can make the team grow and evolve are either traded or selling for future prospects. They didn’t organize the team and demko was never reliable from the beginning. Can’t you remember what happened last year with him? He’s just not reliable. We saw that with the Montreal goalie as well.

  6. Great video and I agree with it all. This franchise is a dumpster fire – all the fault of management and ownership just wanting to make $ to sell overpriced tickets rather than admit to a proper rebuild (which should have happened 5 years ago)

    Not to mention all the absolutely horrible contracts over the last decade that have haunted us and cost the team a fortune

  7. In fairness, I think the Canucks were doomed when the Aquilini family bought the team. Before becoming owners, they were season ticket holders and the one thing that Francesco Aquilini said at the presser in 2004 once the sale had been finalized that I thought was odd was when he said that they weren’t going to be a hands on type ownership group that micromanages. “The team will not be a toy for us to play with” I think is how he stated it and that’s exactly what they were doing 😂. I hate to say it but if the Canucks want to get better again they need to make changes starting at the very top—-including ownership.

  8. It’s crazy how far they’ve fallen. That Canucks team that played the Oilers in the playoffs was so good

  9. If anybody has a problem with coaching/systems, blame your golden boy Quinn Hughes. He was hired to make him happy. I knew hiring Foote just to appease one player was a fucking stupid move. It’s about the team, not one player.

  10. Keep on doing the lords work and calling out the dereliction of duty in all the ways by Canucks Management. Allvin is a hand puppet for an 80yr old senile man who gives gifts to other GMs and his former team regularly. Want a 100 pt center for a guy with a scrambled brain, here you go. Want a 1st rounder for a 6'3, 176 lb dollar store Marek Malik? here you go. whats that Petterson # 34568, you want 6m a season, no problem, here you go. Congrats on the Calder cup Silovs, you will be rewarded by being traded for some sawdust, because I still collect a covert paycheque from the Penguins. Whats that oilers, you cant afford Evander Kane at 5m, and hes permanently damaged goods due to hip resurfacing surgery…. no problem, we can use him at the Ole' Swedish country club, who else can take momentum zapping penalties every game in the critical moments. Whats that career backup Kevin Lankinen, you walked on as a tryout in training camp at 29 with no job prospects… then you had the miracle run of a lifetime for 8 weeks… well congratulations, you just won the labotomy lottery, heres 4.5m per for 4 years, because we want you to have a safe space to tend mediocre goal. 3.6 goals against average, .878 save%, between he and Glassman Demko, we have 10m tied up in 2 goalies who cannot compete at the NHL level with any tangible consistency. we have the stupidest GM and president in hockey, they get fleeced on every transaction, and in 2 years they have set us back 6 years. The Canucks are cooked.

  11. I stopped watching the Canucks last year and focused on my health and going to the gym. Best decision i ever made.

  12. Replace Foote with Malhotra.. Make a trade: CANUCKS Trade Hughes and Elias Peterson to NJ Trade Dougie Hamilton, Simon Nemec and Nico Hischier.w/ 1st round pick . Let's GO!!!

  13. I hear & read so much whining about the Canucks these days, yet, see & read that the vast majority of teams in the league are not doing much better. The schedule for many teams is demanding more back-to-back games that are resulting in a lot of upsets, injuries, & less than stellar play.

    Edmonton was blown out by Dallas far worse than Vancouver was. Winnipeg is just a couple of wins ahead of us, Toronto isn't getting the job done, etc.

    Still, despite these anomalies, nobody – fans, media, even team management – seems to have any patience. If I'd been so impatient in earlier times, I'd have been screaming for the Canucks to trade the twins; those guys who looked so small & skinny that an opposing player could just skate past them to knock them over. Turned out I was wrong about those guys. So, rather than reading a bunch of nonsense from no-nothing armchair managers, I'm going to hope that the Canucks work a deal with Pittsburgh to trade Demko for Silovs or Jary – I hate that $8million+ – and hope that they don't trade Sherwood, and sit back & enjoy some hockey.

  14. You have statistics showing this team is worse than the eye test? Well it’s a good thing Adam Foote doesn’t believe in statistics and they’re all Russians eating cashews and smoking cigs.

  15. Hokay, no life's line and person don't explain them, they don't know how play ; The HEAD-coach is obvious he has no XP in the game … They're playing honnesty —> alone in the dark play on his miror ?

    Bank, Career, no live ! No-mad

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