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Dak Prescott if He Had Different Jobs #nfl #football #dallascowboys #skit #sports #funny



What other jobs could Dak have?

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  1. Bro, why are you talking about my Dallas Cowboys won the Patriots or having the first pick because they’re all bad so be quiet

  2. 1) YEAH, HERE WE GO
    2) YEAH, HERES THE SNOW!
    3) TIME TO MOW
    4) CUP OF JOE
    5) HERES YOUR COKE
    6) WOW YOU GROWN
    7) YEAH, HERES A ROSE
    8) GIVE ME YOUR TOES
    9) THATS A GHOST
    10) THERE SHE BLOWS
    11) YEAH, HERES THE DOUGH
    12) WROTE SOME PROS
    13) DROP IT LOW
    14) YEAH TIME TO GO 😐🫑πŸ«₯

  3. Here’s a messed up one (I apologize in advance): Pimp: β€œYAAAAA THAT’S MY HOE!”

    Baker: β€œMAKING SOME ROLLS!”

    Stadium Row Worker: β€œTHERE’S YOUR ROW!”

    Dr. Evil: β€œHOW BOUT NOOOO?”

  4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  5. Golfer: That's a stroke!
    Plummer: Your pipes don't flow!
    Pianist: Yeah, that's Baroque!
    Billing: Here, cheque enclosed!
    Contractor: Yeah, shop at Lowe's!
    DJ: Watch these strobes!

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