Tomorrow is the last meeting between these teams.
LYRICS:
THE NHL HAS A PARASITE PROBLEM
IT’S BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS
IN 1994 THEY STOLE THE OILERS
CAUSING FANS TO CRY FRAUDULENT TEARS
RUINING CAREERS OF STARS
BETTER OFF SIGNING ON MARS
MSG IS CURSE- ITS ONLY GOTTEN WORSE
FOR OVER A CENTURY
THIS TEAM HAS LINGERED ON
DESPERATE FOR A SIGNIFICANT WIN
THEY CALLED THERIR GOALIE THE KING
BEFORE HE WON A THING!
– HE MEVER DID!
WHAT WILL YOU DRINK OUT OF?
YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CUPS MY KING!
MSG IS A CURSE
STARS COME THERE TO PLAY THEIR WORST
IT’S ALL ABOUT MONEY IN THE RANGERS EYES
THEY’LL NEVER WIN AGAIN
JUST SELL THE TEAM
WINNING A (real) STANLEY CUP
WILL. ALWAYS. BE. A. DREAM.
WAKE UP!
Wake up!
