Can A Team Of Pros Survive 50k Calories And Still Win?

Can A Team Of Pros Survive 50k Calories And Still Win?

The average person consumes around 48,000 calories in just one month. And today we’re going to consume around 50,000 calories in just one game. That means each person on our team needs to hit around 5,000 calories to hit our goal. In every inning, you have to eat something. So if we don’t get to 50,000 calories in this game, even if we have the lead, we’re going to live. Meeting time. I really don’t know what I want to do with this lineup, but we’re going to go with lead off. Scooch. Oh, let’s go. You’re lead. Number two, we’re going to go with Clayton. Yeah, I just asked you for as little as at bats as possible. Too damn bad. Number three, we’re going to go with Damian. Let’s go. Yeah. And in the cleanup spot, we’re going to go with Mia. Me? You’re the four. Let’s go, babe. Yeah. Damen’s wife is our cleanup hitter. Then fifth is typically Ma. So, it’ll be Ma. This is the last bite of my donut. Oh, wow. I took you like 12 minutes. And then we are going to have Walter at sixth hole. Yes, sir. Let’s go. Let’s go. Seven hole. We’re going to have Kyle. Yeah, I guess I’ll be in the eight hole because that leaves none other than America’s nine-hole, Austin. Why you so far away? I want to make sure I was in the nine hole. All right, let’s go. I want a donut. I’m going to put it in my back pocket. I’m taking this chicken bacon to bat with me. And I’m taking both of these. I’m going to put some nuggets in my back pocket. This is how Italians eat it. Double slice. Double slice. Wow. Yeah. I’ll eat the crust for you. That was my already hurts. I’m very happy right now. Oh, Scoo is hitting with a chicken bake. Oh my god. No way. Oh no. I got a short bat. I was a little low and away. You won’t actually hit the ball with that. Bananas cheat code. Oh, he hit it. No way. Is that Is that count on 800 calories down the tray? Oh, he did it. That counts. That counts. Almost did. That’s like 40 calories in that bite. Oh my god. Oh my choke on it. Beat it out. What did you just say? This is so hard to eat. My mouth is so dry. Get my nuggets in my back pocket. Let’s do it. Clayton’s using the hype fire in a men’s league game. Is that against the rules? No, we make the rules. Oh. Okay, Clayton. Swinging like that’s against the rules, though. That was diabolical. Come on, Clay. Baby, does that work? I can’t burp. Do you happen to have a dry erase marker? Go. I made contact. That’s progress. Yeah. Now, Damian, we’re well on our way to winning this game, but how’s the calorie goal coming right now? This right here at 1,450 calories. Low and slow. Oh, my stomach hurt. Ow, that kind of hurt. Ow. Was very sweet. And a donut. I’ll do a pitch. Ow. Ouch. Hey, I got something for your cramp. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There you go. There you go. Better. Yeah. It’s your first momentum appearance. This is my first momentum appearance. Bases loaded. Come on, honey. Yes. Yes. I’m such a big bag. Yeah, babe. Damian, you mean 1450? 1540? Oh my god. No. No way. Wait. Stay there, Clayton. Where’s my third base coach? Your third base coach is eating. Kyle, I’m the one back here doing my job. We just had chicken cuz it won’t it won’t erase. That’s crazy. You’re eating a banana. My second one. I’m sweating like crazy already. Clayton scored. That’s how you play baseball, ladies and gentlemen. Walter. Walter. Yeah. Yeah. Walter, he’s wearing jeans. Oh [ __ ] Oh, banana. Banana. Is that what you guys are doing? You’re trying to help us accomplish our eating goal by drilling us. We have to eat bananas. I got to get to 5,000 real fast. Let it settle. Come on, Kyle. Yeah, that’s a good way of putting it. Wo wo. What are you on to? Oh, no. That was a healthy hack, Kyle. Lock in. That’s a good take, Kyle. You’re seeing it big. Seeing it big. Hardy’s always up front. Way out front. Yes. A barrel. Yeah. Darn. That’s a great take, Kyle. You’re seeing it. Huge. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That’s what I’m talking about. Kyle, that’s an RBI, baby. Good job, Kyle. Yeah, buddy. Oh, I need a food. I need a food. America’s nine hole. Over 1,000 calories. Mhm. Go, go, go, go. Ma, it hit the back. Stop. You’re eating the least amount of calories. Run. What are you doing? You know what? She deserves to eat. She deserves to eat something. The donuts. You have to eat it. You have to eat it. Tiny little hand. We need to be efficient here. I think the most efficient way to get this done is to also eat while you’re playing. I have one hand occupied with a pizza, the other hand occupied with a bat. I was taking bat. Wow, she’s eating the donut. Look out, Sunny. If I just Oh, no. This guy taco cookie boy Austin, you got to be efficient here. I need a Shirley bad. My mouth is so dry and I need calories. I want water, but water has no calories, so 175. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, with one hand. Go. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Kyle, you scored. Yes, sir. Hell yeah. This is for you, Tyler. Thanks. Sorry. I thought you had a marker. No. No. No. Where’s that guy? Got it. Yep. All right. This donut signifies 2,000 calories for me. Two. Oh. Uhoh. Oh my god. Look out, Walter. Heads up, Walter. Sorry, Walter. I was riding my calories. My bad. We qualified for free donuts with the amount of donuts. Now, Kev, do you think we’re going to be able to hit our 50,000 calorie goal? I don’t know. I mean, seems like we’ve ate quite a bit. Turn around. I don’t see donuts. Oh, I just wanted to eat some more food. It’s fine. So, on the mound, we’re going to have Scoo. Behind the plate, we’re having Austin, who’s going to get suited up. Oh, hey. First base, we’re going to have Damian. Yeah. Second base, we’re going to have Mura. Shortstop, we’re going to have Mia. Mia at short. Yes. All right, locking in. Walter’s going to be at third. The hot corner. Hot corner. And then Kyle, Clayton, and I will round out the outfield. It’s going to be tough for me cuz my glove is a 10-in training glove. So, for those that don’t know, it’s the original ice cream glove. Oh. Oh my goodness. Oh, eating. Oh my gosh. That’s crazy. That’s crazy. Oh, that’s one, dude. You got to punch it. That’s one. Kev, how we feeling? I don’t know. I’m having my nuts. Got me a Shirley. Oh, the pitch’s coming. Oh, make sure to log it. Delicious. I can’t Scrooge. It’s on the fence. On the fence. On the fence. Nope. He lost the donut. What? Oh my. That’s you. [Music] Let’s go with the Shirley Temple in his hand. Must keep eating. Scoo, you got two outs with a pile of donuts. You think you’ll be able to finish it by the end? Absolutely. I’m hoping for a PFP. I love my wife. Oh my goodness. I love my wife. They call this donut deception. Oh man. Kyle, what you got out there? Some fries. Yeah, some fries. Oh [ __ ] Is that extra calories for the dirt? Yeah, it’s a little bit of iron. All right, cool. What is he eating? What is happening? Here we go. Oh [ __ ] Oh lord. Oh, my donuts are full. I’m extra full right now. Boom. He’s on it. Oh. Oh. I need more food. What are we doing? Clayton’s the little leaguer who plays right field. What? Oh my god, dude. I got it. How did I get that? Why hasn’t anybody gotten into this already? It’s terrible. You just dry scooping it. Whatever it takes to get the numbers up. Hey, that’s a team player. That’s what I’m talking about. All righty. That was just early. That was just early on that the muscle tank. Oh my god. Come on. Me up. No, I wouldn’t. Oh no. This can’t be a quick inning. This cannot be a quick inning. I did a quick shoot. Babe, we are a power couple for sure. Please go foul. How much is a a full ice cream thing? Well, it’s 200 per serving and the serving size is 2/3 of a cup. [Music] Do you think that’s safe to eat? You sure? So, if I ate this whole thing? No. It’s 9 * 200. 1,800. I’m going to take this out there with me. The other one’s like crazy. That was diabolical. Gosh, we haven’t eaten anything for the second inning yet. Oh, you know, nothing like a you struck out treat. Bona petite. I’m almost done with this whole thing of melted ice cream. And it says it’s 2,000 calories for the whole entire container. How do you feel? Pretty bad, but I felt worse. I just finished my fourth donut. Oh my. That was like two feet. Headed the right. Good job, Scrooge. Kyle, what are we eating? I was eating pizza and I got I got the Shirley Temple chocolate. That’s unreal out of you. That’s unreal. Food. Oh, what did you get? I’m going the ice cream sandwich route. Oh, those are so good. Oh no. Is that a trick I’m doing? I’m so sorry. A banana. He’s got the banana. [Music] Oh god. Yeah. Oh yeah. That was nasty. Elevated. Oh, he’s hosed. What are you doing? Oh, he said what? No, you didn’t. He said safe. Did you see that cannon? No. This has 14 g of sugar and I’ve had nine servings. So, I’ve had over 100 g of sugar in this alone. And I’ve had three slices of cheesecake. Oh my god. Hey, two two. Hey, where are you? You’re good, Walter. You’re good. Oh, Lord. I agree. Oh, yeah. [Applause] Damn, man. It’s just the foam. Here it is. Yeah. Two out. Boom. Empty. Don’t pay attention to the foam. This is empty. You had him. You had him. You had him. Watch out for more. Oh my god. Hey, Walter. It’s fine. Gu’s throwing the ball 91 to third base from pitcher mound. So, don’t worry. Don’t worry about it. My impressively high blood sugar right now. 52. No, 62. I’m pretty sure we scored six doors. This guy doesn’t look like he’s going to swing. also Damian’s wife, but also my best friend. Oh, me and Damian are only married, so me and Ma can hang out more. It’s true. [Applause] Stupid. He’s done with that. Yeah, I did the whole thing. All right, that was a lot of calories. Now, let’s talk the Oppo Taco tea. This tea is not just for the people that swing hard. It’s for the people that swing smart. Lightweight, clean, and built for on and off the field. Don’t miss out and grab your APA Taco shirt at momentum baseball.shop or scan the QR code to make sure you get yours today. [Music] [Applause] [Music] I started off at first the Walter special. That was crazy. Walter’s a beast. She’s upset that big. Kyle, you’re looking great. You’re looking ready to hit. You look locked in. Oh, yeah. There’s a curveball. Kyle, listen to the trash can. Two hits is fast ball. Kyle, I need a swing. Come on, Kyle. Yeah. Yes. So close. It’s a great take, Kyle. That’s a great take. Scooch, can we get him an Oreo? Wow. Oh, we get first base Oreos. That’s legit. How do you feel? Like [ __ ] Heads up. That is a selfish at bat. We need to prolong these innings as long as possible. Hello. Uhoh. There we go. No way. Oh, the camera. Oh, go go go. Yeah, Kyle. Yeah, Kyle. I got no rocket. Efficiency, baby. Efficiency. You just get hit with one hand. I’m trying to make it. Trying to make it. Calories per base is actually almost directly correlative to miles per gallon. How many miles per gallon is Austin getting right now? I think about like 30 per pizza. That’s efficient right there. We’re so far away. Oh my gosh. Wow. Somebody get me a snack. Oh my god. No, we’re down. This is pretty good. Kyle, can we get a delivery to Scooch first? Wait, you need your Oreo back? Yes, sir. Clayton, give you an oppo taco. I’ll give you back. Hey, I put it in play this time. I’m about to puke. I don’t feel great. I’m not going to lie. Good barrel. That’s electric. Hurting. I’m also hurting. That’s why I didn’t park there. I literally called that. I hit something. 1,000. Did I hit her? There’s two outs. I’m just wondering if you guys go up at third. Up at third. [Applause] Incredible. He died. Cardiac arrest. Come on. How many out? Two down. Oh yeah. All he’s had is two donuts. Yes. The same thing. Dang it. You’re going to add two calories to the list. Okay. What are they? I ate a bug. Uh, whoever said 50,000 calories is crazy. I’m in. There we go. I hate this game. I’m hurting. Why are you hurting? I don’t know. I know. Just hold it in. Oh, that hurt. That hurt my abs. There you go. There you go, babe. Dude, I’m going to puke. I’m actually going to puke. Do it. Do it. Oh, wow. Yes, he did. Listen, I’m telling you something. If there’s puke on that mound, I will not be pitching. Oh, good job, cowboy. Oh my god. He was on my foot. He was on my foot. I’m not kidding. If he throws up on that mound, I’m out. Holy cow. Hey, just throw strikes. You got it. Yeah, that’s that feels way better. Kyle, you’ve been awfully quiet over there. I got a feastable. [Music] Oh, this is coming. [Applause] What? There you go. Oh god. Why is it every single time I pitch nobody swing? They watch our videos. Oh, he’s in a freaking wind. Oh, of course I say that. He’s got the iron crotch. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Holy zombies out here. They pimped the [ __ ] out of that. Oh, appreciate it. Good job, Dave. Thanks, honey. It doesn’t smell like oranges anymore. Oh my god, I’m hurting. [Applause] There’s a bird out here. Holy cow, that was close. Throw him, Marie. [Music] No warm up. Just straight arm. Oh god. Not on the mound. Damian, if you’re going to throw up, do it right as you pitch. That’s the money shot. Swing. There we go. Swing the bat. Thank you. One more. Damian. Come on, Damian. Okay. Come on. He’s out. Stop it. My heart rate’s like I’m 180. Both of you got to cover second base. Oh, son. No. No. Turn left. Turn left. Turn left. Turn look. Oh my god. No. I feel so bad, bro. No, I’m good, dude. I’m going to pass out. This might be the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life. Sorry. You got this, James. Oh, nice. He Oh, damn. Or 3-1. Oh, well. You got this, Dave. We got two. Let’s go. Come on. You got it, babe. Whoa. What a gosh dang it. All right, sub him out. This is really hard. We might have to just do a mountain visit. See where he’s at. Thank you, God. He’s back. He’s back, boys. Thank you. Two more, Dave. I don’t know how he Oh, Scooch. Woo! Thank you, God. Whose idea was this? This is a terrible idea. He’s like dying, bro. Uh, honestly, I’m about to tap out. Oh. Oh my gosh. Slower than I expected. Yeah, beat it out. Oh, what a Oh, good pick. I’m at 2,240 calories. I think right now. There you go. I can’t do puking. My anxiety is just like Holy hell. Walter really does sandbag. Incredible. Walter’s the best player on this field. He is. Let’s go. There we go. Nobody’s there. Kyle’s quickly going to the outfield and throw the center field. Get it out. Just feel so bad for everyone that’s hurting from this video. Oh [ __ ] Who’s that short? It’s been a while. I’m like scared to throw it hard cuz Clayton’s a catcher. Oh. Oh. Oh. Now we’re just trying to survive the game. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh, was that the most middle middle pitch ever? [Music] Yeah, buddy. There we go. I can I can take you take first. Okay, Shu. Woo. Thank you, Austin. Well, I’m just going back to the dugout. I just want all of us to go sit down. This is all about getting my friends to relax at this point. His arm hurts. His stomach hurts. Her head hurts. [Music] Oh, Kev. Oh my god, that was insane. Good hustle. That wasn’t my bet. That’s funny. Don’t do it. I won’t. I won’t. [Applause] Catch it, please. Oh my. Yes. Thank you, Scooch. Thank god. Well, we might have dominated on the field or not, but we definitely got dominated from our stomachs. I can’t see straight. I think that means we lost the game. I’m dizzy. Which also means that you guys should click this video to see some other content that we do, which is even better than this one. But also, like and subscribe. Like and subscribe, please. Like and subscribe. Please, please, please. Can you drop me off at the

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