Bro Bro Plata #399 | UFC Fight Night 256, MLB Hall of Fame Drama, & Total Nonsense!

Bro Bro Plata #399 | UFC Fight Night 256, MLB Hall of Fame Drama, & Total Nonsense!

[Music] [Music] [Music] Bro, bro, where black people and white people talk nonsense. Listen, we have you on cuz all every other episode we just talk at each other. So, you know, you can talk as much as you want. It’s fine. All right. Long as if Ray doesn’t have to uh to talk and doesn’t have to steer the ship off the road like he usually does. Yep. Then it’s cool. Yeah. Look at me. I’m the captain now. There you go. Yeah, he can have it. Good. cuz we drive it straight into a volcano usually. So, except for that’s the heart, Tim. And that can never be mended. You know that the heart always breaks. No, dude. One of your girlfriends take care of that for you. No, they they usually go, “Uh, well, thank you for the free meal. Have a good day, sir.” Ray is a 60-year-old man in a 30-year-old’s body. He just I am. Yeah. If anyone doesn’t know, his references are like way older than they should be for someone his age. Oh, you know that I would love to actually I would love to see that fight and I would be rooting for Greg Hardy the entire time thing. If you’ve ever wanted to see me in pain uh at any point that we’ve been hanging out, uh today’s your day cuz they see you in pain every time you do a set. This is true. Damn. Yeah. So Thomas has seen it and Tim’s never seen it. No, it was basically if Mortal Kombat was a shitty like Saturday morning cartoon like Yeah, exactly. They had they had like the ind they had a Native American character on there. They had um like they had they had the the street tough black guy. Like they had all the stereotypes WMAC masters. There it is. It’s Oh, such a You’re saying it doesn’t hold up. Is that what you’re trying to say? Not at all. It doesn’t look full. Ray, you see that glass? No. Ray, top it off. This is goddamn amazing. No, I just want you to follow the rules. What happens if you don’t follow the rules? The wheel get you back again? This is true. Uh why don’t you Why don’t you two fight each other? I’ve been thinking that, but I didn’t want to say anything. We have talked about this. I’m still out for years, man. Right now, I’m so down. I will meet him at a wait. I don’t care if I have to gain weight to [ __ ] fight Tim, but it would be it would mostly be like a Brazil. It would be a rolling match in the cage. Like somebody would take down somebody would take someone down. What’s crazy is out of all of us, Tim looks like he’s most likely to be the wrestling fan. I see so many guys so many [ __ ] guys who look like Tim Denko at AIW shows, it’s not even funny. And I love the fact I see him, I’m like, I want to buy him a shot, but it’s not Tim. And I get sad. Yeah. And this kid’s gonna be a star, obviously. And that’s what they wanted to happen. They want him to get a big win in London. They’re hoping that was going to happen. I mean, did they give him somebody they think he can beat? Well, yeah, but I mean, it’s not like Vargas isn’t tough. Vargas is a tough guy. And yeah, Pimble was a big big favorite, but that’s what they wanted to happen. They want the this kid to be one of their next big stars, uh, especially in the lightweight division. And, uh, now he’s won two two fights. One by knockout, right, and one by submission hate. Now he’s going to fight somebody tough and that that division’s super stacked. So there’s tons of people he could fight. Before you put me on, I’m screaming at my microphone cuz you didn’t put me on. I’m like, she’s Mexican, you racist [ __ ] Hispanic, you monster. You didn’t put me on cuz you were wrestling. He had two I only had one fight. He had two fights, but my one fight lasted longer than his two fights combined by like a lot. I think both his fights were inside of a minute. And how did your fight end, Tim? Uh, I got TKO in the second round. There’s a lot of guys, strikers that have just became fantastic at takedown defense. I mean, Anderson Silva was good at it. Like Judah Santos was good at it. I mean, those are just the first two I think of, but there’s been a lot that I mean, if you’re a striker like that, you have to be have good takedown defense. There’s been a lot of guys who have great takedown defense, and he’s one of them. However, I mean, Robert Whitaker is a striker first. He’s not a wrestler wrestler. And however, I don’t I mean, neither really is Canineer. Maybe a little bit more, but I don’t really expect Caner to fight him that way. Okay. I’m excited to see that fight, though. I don’t expect Izzy to lose at all, but I like Canonir a lot. He’s a tough guy, so I’ll definitely watch that fight. But if either of us touch the other one’s liver, we’ll die. Ray, probably. I’d be f I want to be the first MMA death of like a true amateur where it’s like the worst fight ever. How do you MMA fight, bro? Killed in the cage. You got killed in the cage by me. Yes. His liver exploded. As my vape pen drops, it’s Broada. Hi guys, it’s Thursday. Uh, we are going to be talking about the UFC card this weekend from the Apex that really has no other good fights except for Gilbert Burns on there and maybe a couple other fighters I want to see, but who gives a [ __ ] We’re talking Pete Rose might go into the [ __ ] Hall of Fame now cuz Ralph Manfred is a piece of [ __ ] That’s right. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing he should go in, but you waited too [ __ ] long, Manfred. You waited too [ __ ] long. Now it’s too late. Now it’s too late. Doesn’t want you back, [ __ ] [ __ ] off. What? Um, they uh Sean, we talked about Subu last on Tuesday and I’m not going to let Bray talk about it again because we are Yeah, I already kind of I I almost teared up talking about it on the show. Enough wrestling. You can’t repeat your wrestling takes. All right. Yeah. Um, RIP though. Um, the thing about Pete Ro, it’s just it’s it’s just the ultimate slap in the face that they do it six months after he died. I mean, that’s Come on, man. I know what this is. This is just one last middle finger to a dead guy. I’m well aware this is like that’s s that’s sadistic what they it’s annoying. I don’t I don’t like I don’t know man. I don’t know why they couldn’t done it a year ago man. Just [ __ ] do it a year ago. He was gonna you know he was going to die any day anyway. He was 80. He didn’t live a great surprise he made it to 80 the way he lived. So they should have did it a long time ago. Let him in and then then he’ll die, right? Just let him do his speech and then he’ll die in C literally in Coopertown. Um they should just let that happen. Um, steroid guys will will go in when they die. I don’t think so. Kenny Loftton and Jim Tomy, first of all, Jim Tomy’s already it and uh he wasn’t a steroid guy. At least there’s no there’s not even a rumor about Jim to Tommy. Um, and Kenny Kenny Loftton is already uneligible to get in through the traditional um path of uh writer votes. His first year of the ballot, he uh he didn’t get enough votes to stay on the ballot. So, uh he’s no longer on the ballot. The only way he can get in is with the Veterans Committee. And I think he has a real shot in the Veterans Committee. Roberto, what’s up, buddy? How you been, man? Roberto, Roberto, mark it in your calendars, fam. I’m coming back to going back to Vegas and I might be moving to Vegas. So, Roberto, if you want to do a podcast in Vegas, I’m totally down for it. We’ll be on the same thing. I’ll make you the new Bro Plat guy. That’s how we’ll do this. that replace Tim with I will I will I will quit out a spite if Ray moves the uh if um we just do it at nine o’clock. That’s how we’re going to do it. You No, I can’t do that. I don’t I mean I could, but I don’t want to. Uh same with Mark Grace. Dude, there’s no way Mark Rice hasn’t Hall of Fame numbers. I remember Mark Grace, but he was not nearly that good. You’re just a homer, dude. That’s fine. You’re allowed to be a homer. The The one thing that kind of bugged me more Ray’s been um sorry, Ray’s been pissed that uh Brian Giles has gone in or Jason Bay. Jason Kendall. Well, I mean, Jason Kendall, he his numbers weren’t amazing. I’m not going to say that. But yeah, Jason Bay, why not? And Brian Giles always Brian Giles is first battle Hall of Famer every time for me. I write in just and they send my thing back all the time and I’m like, why? Why are you taking my vote away? This is democracy right here, man. This is a [ __ ] democracy. Mark Grace would be in the hall of very good, but he’s not quite a Hall of Famer. He was very good. We all know that, but um yeah, Kendall was a great hitting catcher. um he got a base. He never not made contact with the ball. He’d get out a lot, but he he always he never really struck out in it with his time in the Pirates either. So that was kind of like what I loved about watching Jason Kendall in the 2000s, dog. I saw St. like two weeks into the season, Raphael Devers had more strikeouts than Tony Pena had in 1995. It was like it was like 10 games in. Jesus Christ. I I don’t know. I mean, that’s just how crazy Tony Gwyn stats are. Like Tony Gwin stats were insane. Like I know he says I think there’s like five Hall of Famers they put together and they put together Tony Gwyn’s numbers against like was Maddox, Smaltz, Glavin, and a couple other guys. And I think he got struck out once by all five of them like total. He batted like 380 against them. He’s like he was he was the best man. He was the best uh contact guy in the history of baseball. I mean I mean Williams was great too, but Tony Gwyn was the man. Um anyway, uh yeah, Berto, I’ll be there. I’m going to be there for like 5 days. I’m going to be there from like the uh the 8th to the 13th of August. So, I’m going to be sweating my balls off. You want to see me dying sweating? That’d be a fun time. Um, yeah, I’m like I said, I’m moving. So, get ready for a schedule change. Uh, very within the next year. So, I’m not going to worry about it till it happens. I mean, I want it to happen. If you want it to happen, I want it to happen. I’m not saying it’s not going to happen. I’m not going to be that guy. I’m just like not going to worry about it until you’re there. Then I’ll then you’ll be like, “Oh, [ __ ] I can see that, too.” Then I’ll find you on a schedule change. We have to like split the difference. Can do like 8:15. That’s that’s like 5:15 my that I’m their their time. Give you a half hour after you get off work. That would be the All right, then you can start and open the show and I can just show pop in late like Pulse used to do and that’s how Speaking of Speaking of Pulse, you like Raphael Pomero? No, because he was on steroids. Uh oh, no, dude. No, bro. You’re great. You’re great, man. No, you’re great. Yeah. Yeah. I just wish I picked a different bar. I happen to pick like the [ __ ] loudest bar in the strip probably. Um just cuz there’s a plan of Hollywood in the middle and they’re just [ __ ] bumping tunes all the time. We should have went over to Paris or something. That’s on me. I didn’t think about it until it was already too late. Or like it have Berto and Danko running around Vegas smacking the [ __ ] keeping them in line. Listen, Sean, you can think that, man, about steroids, but you you’re never going to get that from me. I [ __ ] hate it. Hate it. I hate cheaters. [ __ ] [ __ ] them. [ __ ] them. Yeah. When when all that stuff started to really come out, that’s when I got like disenfranchised with sports because I was just like, “Oh, cuz you think as a [ __ ] kid, I think I we were what 10 and nine at that time when the home run [ __ ] was going on.” 98, 99, something like that. Yeah. I would have been like 11 ter. Okay. But like you thought like when you’re that age you’re like hard work, dedication, all the [ __ ] your [ __ ] parents told you. Then you learn it’s all wrong and it’s Santa Claus ain’t real, Easter Bunny’s your dad and the tooth fairy is your grandma. Like it becomes that’s why I watch sports, but I don’t get invested anymore. I had my [ __ ] heart broken so many times by like real great athletes who turned out to be cheats. Oh, Roberto, the Dodgers got beat 11 to one by the homeless A’s. [ __ ] the Vagabonds out there just trying to find places to play. Tom Hanks was in the [ __ ] building for that, I think. So, it was a good luck charm for the A’s, which I learned he used to be a peanut vendor for the Athletics. I didn’t know that. That’s true. But he’s a he’s a guards fan because uh he he did a lot of he cut a lot of his teeth in theater in Cleveland and he went to a lot of games at Mun Municipal Stadium when they were like letting people in for free basically. Yeah, it was back in the [ __ ] Yeah, those are the what the the 80s when it was those [ __ ] red uniforms and the municipal stadium was completely [ __ ] I wanted to bring the red the red pants back. They have a red home jersey. I wanted to burn the red p the p pants back. Make a ketchup uniform. I’m for it. I mean, I want I wish the Pirates would do a better yellow jersey like they used to do in the 70s. I think like teams that travel tournaments all the time wear red on red. Red red looks good. Yeah, it looks good. It just I mean it kind of looked kind of goofy on Giant Dudes in the 70s, but I still think it was great. But um Red on girls Oh, did you see that? I sent that video to you that we were talking about on Tuesday. Did you see it? Oh, I didn’t watch that, but I did see that it was there. Um, Tuesday we talked about uh in Oregon there was a a coach that went nuts on a softball field because a uh a 5 foot 10 11 year old girl hit a ball and he freaked out and yeah, it was a problem. Oh, is that the one? Wait, is that the one where it’s like show me your birth or birth certificate or something like that? Yeah, I want to see your birth certificate now or this game’s over. Yeah, he ran the field in the like he sprinted on the field in the middle of the game. Yeah, dog. Like that was to me like that is such a what we talked about it. Yeah, I remember Tuesday. Yeah, [ __ ] I think we didn’t we play it on the show or something. You didn’t play it. We just talked about it, but I sent you the video today. You can Yeah. And I saw it beforehand, but yeah, you can’t do that to a [ __ ] like 12-year-old. They’re already [ __ ] self-conscious as [ __ ] man. If it’s a boy, feel free. Cuz I’ve had those moments in my life where you see a fullgrown mustache under a [ __ ] cage and a hockey helmet. You’re like, you’re a boy. It’s probably Well, I mean, not people forget that boys and men get self-conscious, too. Like, we’re not it’s not 1970. We forget. We were pretending like that [ __ ] doesn’t happen. More so for a girl, you would assume so. But you could also think of 11 year old boy is a foot taller than all his classmates and people are looking at him asking him how tall he is every day. Yeah. That’s like that um they’re asking players on the the Florida uh basketball team, the uh the national championship basketball team, if they could have any superpower, what would it be? And there’s a kid on the team who’s 79. And guess what he said? His superpower would be invisibility. Thought he would have been like Ant-Man. Invisibility. And that makes you go, “Oh man, 79.” [ __ ] yeah. Every time you walked in the street, people are like, “Yeah, you know, I try not to stare at tall people.” Like, if I see them from afar, I look how tall I don’t ask tall people how tall they are. [ __ ] people. I’ve seen people do that. Like, I’ve been around people doing that. I’m like, “What are you? Leave them alone, man. Tall you.” Yeah. You let them. It’s like it’s like pronouns. You let them be comfortable enough to tell you how much of a freak they are rather than you just assuming that they’re 7 foot2. They could be 6’11. I was working in uh in Texas and this this kid I was working with asked a guy how tall he was and the guy the guy was pro probably seven foot tall and like he was like 5’3 and walked away. I’m like see don’t ask people that bro. Yeah. It’s like, dude, come on. Like, you can’t [ __ ] And coming from a, you know, a life where I had a [ __ ] massive father when it came to like size and weight, like people would get out of his way. Like, straight up. Like, they they would they would get engulfed in his [ __ ] shadow and just like freak out. There there was one time apparently at a bar in Putin Bay where these two like brothers were fighting at a bar there and they bumped into my dad and both guys stopped fighting. They were like, “Oh [ __ ] The wall’s breathing. You better stop.” Yeah. They do the they do the old cartoon thing where they stop and they put a hand and then it’s like over here and then over here and then they just go to the face and you see it drop like a oh no a sign that says yip comes out. That was funnier to me than it should have been, but I loved it. Um, but what I did didn’t realize uh when I first talked about the story about this 5 foot 10 11 year old is that like I told you like I see a bunch of girls that tall playing at these 12U tournaments. That girl was in was in a 10U league which I mean I get I get it. It’s more shocking but it’s not that weird. I mean I mean it’s uncommon but freak out. And yeah, she’s probably a good foot taller than a lot of the girls she plays with, but um uh still they all dance around her going, “We represent the Lollipop Guild.” The lollipop guild. Maybe that’s their warm-up. Maybe. Listen, sleeve slacks are allowed to play ball, too. So, leave them alone. Yeah, Chaka needs a friend. Okay. No, listen. I feel really bad for that girl cuz I couldn’t imagine how she felt when someone ran in the field demanding to see her. Oh my gosh. Yeah. like [ __ ] So bad enough being a foot and a half taller than all your friends and then someone Well, did she hit a dinger? I remember wasn’t she hit a home run. She hit a line. She hit a line drive. She just It was a base. It was a single. Oh, okay. You know what you do at that point? You just go over to the coach and you don’t say anything of like call time. You bring them over and you go, “Hey, I need to see like her.” No, you don’t even do that, dude. Yeah, you do. if it’s in the in the middle of a [ __ ] game because they have to show a coach told you this on Tuesday. They have to show all that [ __ ] before they enter tournaments. That’s what’s already done and taken care of. An umpire has the right to be to be skeptical of something that’s on his wasn’t the umpire wasn’t the coach. What was it? I thought it was the umpire. It was the coach. Oh, that guy’s a [ __ ] bag because he’s probably losing at that point. I’m sure he is. But yeah, [ __ ] that guy. But no, I mean they don’t [ __ ] around with that [ __ ] at those tournaments. I told you that on Tuesday. No. So, um yeah, talk to the tournament director. If you have a problem, they’ll show you because they have them. So, show and just do that. Don’t [ __ ] run in the middle of the field in the middle of a [ __ ] game. They didn’t they did nothing wrong. All you do is make a 11-y old girl cry. So, that’s nice. Um yesterday, my niece hit a ball further than she’s ever hit the ball. Probably get 190 feet. If she played they were on their home field, their home fields fence are a little little shorter. it probably would have been gone. Uh so hope you you would have looked at her and went, “What are you feeding her?” And then it would have just kept going around. That’s what he yelled. I want to see your person take a fifth. Uncle Tim, you know how old I um I was there. But yeah, it was good because her first two bets sucked. She’d tell you that. She said I don’t know. They were weird. She didn’t look comfortable. She struck out against a girl she should have struck out against. I don’t care. Never bothers me. Uh, bothers other people in her family, but doesn’t bother me. Uh, now this is the oldest or youngest? The oldest. Okay. She’ll start cracking them soon. I mean, uh, yeah, she’ll be fine. Once she hits puberty, I mean, she she has half of most of her team has, but she has Well, I was about to say once she once she hits that puberty, the power is going to start developing a little bit more. You should get her on a weight system, too. like just start training her and eating subs and a [ __ ] tracksuit and be like you can have one when you’re done with your reps and then just that’s how she gets just chasing bad pitches. She was doing that yesterday. That’s the only problem is like why you [ __ ] have that? Come on. You know better than that. Um but I don’t really care. I just want her to do good because she wants to do good and she works hard. She worked really hard. So she’s doing I don’t know. Her tournament last week was really good and she hit a ball crushed one yesterday so she’ll be fine. I’m not worried about it. You got to push her, Tim. You got to She’s got to be the best. That’s That’s why kids quit at 13 or whatever. There’s a way to do it. I mean, I It doesn’t work for everybody. That’s the thing. Like, not everybody. You can’t No, you can’t. Well, there’s a couple girls maybe, hypothetically, on that team, maybe. Then they’re probably going to quit because they just they they’re so damn stressed out that they’re not eating and you know, it’s like like their mental health is being [ __ ] with. That’s not good. when when you when you’re like that at that age though that’s on the parent like there is a way to do it. I mean I I was just thinking the best way to describe how I stayed in athletics was almost like one it was a little distraction from the somewhat shitty home life I had at the time and [ __ ] helped me out. It’s always what it should be first and foremost and an outlet for any kind of anger that you have is athletics regardless. Um, but where was I going with this? Something about athletic. Oh, my parents always would look at me every single year. I don’t know what this says about my parents as like people who raised children, but almost every year my parents would look at me and go, you know, we won’t be mad if you don’t want to play anymore. That’s everybody. You should always ask your kids if Yeah. and make sure that it’s all right, that they they don’t they can quit. And I did it on positive spite. That’s how I looked at it. Like my parents would always be like, “Yeah, if you want, you know, we’re not going to push you to do this.” Just and I’d say, “I want to do this.” Every single year, every single hockey season, I’d show up in my gear, get ready, and have fun. It’s a problem when they don’t want to do it and they’re being forced. That’s a problem. I see that, too. I definitely haven’t. And that’s not good. I’ve seen it. I’ve seen kids on hockey teams where it’s like they don’t want to be there and their parent is [ __ ] yelling at the defensive coach to play him more. You’re like, “Eat [ __ ] bitch.” I will say I see a lot less of that now. And I think a lot of it is because I mean it definitely happens, but a lot less of it happens because everyone has a camera. Like you you would hope uh and it is because like I mean I saw more of it when I was playing Wreck League. I didn’t even play that much, you know? Like I saw more of it then than I do now. People yelling at umpires, people yelling at coaches, coaches being insane. All the parents screaming at their kids. I see all of it a lot more a lot more then than I do now. Uh and a lot of it is because everyone has a camera. And I mean I’m really surprised how smoothly those tournaments go that I go to when my nieces play because they’re pretty competitive and you don’t see too many problems that often. Um every once in a while coach will get tossed because the umpire doesn’t want to deal with it, but doesn’t happen that often. Um, I mean, listen, it obviously still happens. I mean, I I love the outside page because they show all those videos. People send them in and but I feel like percentage-wise there is a lot less, but be it might seem like there’s more because of the fact that everyone has a camera and every time one of them happens, it gets caught on caught on camera and then it ends up on the internet, right? So, yeah, I really do think percentage- wise is happening less. It’s just every time it happens, we see it because of the internet. Right. Good. I mean, that’s the reason these I mean, when that Barlo dude, the soccer ref, started that offsiz page, he was paying a $100 a video when he started it. Um, he said he spent thousands of dollars paying people for videos because he wanted to I mean, I think what he’s doing is working. And that’s you want to shame these people. And people like, oh, you why do you want to shame people’s behavior? I’m like, in this case, yes, because this needs to stop. And number one, the kids are getting all stressed out and they’re getting embarrassed. Also, you’re losing officials. That’s the other thing, too. Yeah. like you’re you’re going to be at the point where you don’t have anyone doing any amateur sports anymore because they don’t want to deal with it. I think though you’ll have the you’ll get the younger ones that are kind of dumb and want the money that’ll always don’t want to do it anymore. That’s been the report everywhere is that young kids do not want to [ __ ] with it anymore because they don’t want to get yelled at. I mean, dude, I used to get screamed at as a teenager, man. This is not how you’re you’re supposed to supposed to talk to a teenager in that situation. However, it was done and no one cared back then. No one gave a [ __ ] Yeah. [ __ ] I had that guy want to fight me in [ __ ] menor, dude. Like he wanted to fight a I think I was 15. I was standing next to the [ __ ] older referee. He was in his like 40s at the time and he just walked by and I’ll never I I had video I said I wish I had video of of parents of coaches going after me when I was like 14. Dude, I my first game I ever refed was a [ __ ] cluster [ __ ] because this old ass coach from like Butler, Pennsylvania or some [ __ ] Some pe western Pennsylvania hockey coach who thinks he’s the second coming of [ __ ] uh uh Scott. They called were they were they called the sharpshooters or the wide lefts? I wish this was sadly this was before anybody knew that was going to happen. Nobody thought Donald Trump clearance out there. There’s clearance clairvence. Every time a bell rings a redneck gets a PBR. That’s my my uncle Clarvin. He’s a He’s third cousin twice removed or my my he’s my uncle three times removed on my mom’s side. He’s a good boy. I had a karate class when I was young and what I remember is that the older dude uh connected with a kick on my chest. Felt like I was out of breath forever. I see that happening too. Just like an old an older guy just like beating up like little kids that are technically a higher rank than him because I [ __ ] told you I could beat a purple belt. He’s got a bowl. He’s got like that that horseshoe haircut. He’s got a ghee from like 75. He never went above yellow. Having a Ford Focus with a trash bag for a windshield. He kicks the kid in. That would be a great sketch. Guy who never got past youth purple belt or whatever. Kid beats somebody. Basically the footfist way. That’s basically that whole movie. Uh I have been by the way writing some dialogue for [ __ ] talkers. Uh that’s part there’s a scene of fufu this way where there’s a a guy who’s like a low rank like a yellow belt and T McBry’s like this he’s like an old it’s like a a woman like a middle-aged woman who’s higher ranked than that guy and he he’s like oh dude she’ll kick your ass like dude it’s full go and the guy just beats the [ __ ] out of this woman like uh what’s up Johnny Smith. Hi body. Um what is it? Um, no. Yeah, dude. Like, uh, [ __ ] getting back to like the parents thing. Yeah, dude. The videos that I could produce from hockey games in the 2000s were nuts. It’s like the truth is it definitely is still happening. About once moms wanted to fight me, dude. Like, it was wild. It’s like once every few weeks now you get a real bad one. It used, but like back in the day, it would have been every day. And the only reason it stopped is because people have cameras. Yeah. And they’re everywhere too in the [ __ ] walls and [ __ ] And dad dynamics as like society have changed as well. And that’s a whole other thing, but that’s true. Dad dynamics. I think dads in general have changed. Uh number one, they have softened. Some became their dads though. Some, but um a lot of like um this generation of children is spending more time with their fathers than any other generation in the history of this country at least. And that’s mostly because of purpose because the dads are are you know making more of an effort and also I think it’s things like mental health like back in the day you weren’t allowed to have feelings as a man and that made dad all calloused and and angry all the time you know so that was a thing you know and that’s part of it as well. So I don’t know that’s all those things together. Uh hockey moms are worse than it’s usually Canadians. I that’s probably true. Canadian hockey moms are wild dude. A lot of times moms are just bad or worse than the dads. So, you know, it’s not the [ __ ] dads. They’re [ __ ] whipped, though. A lot of the hockey dads, it’s kind of funny to like look at the dynamic of like hockey dads. And there’s there’s two kinds. One that would stand in the corner and like talk with the those were like the bros. Those were like the guys who played hockey and everything like that. And then he had [ __ ] bleacher dads and they were always like the pea whipped [ __ ] like maybe they drank on a holiday kind of guy and I like my dad would always be with the [ __ ] corner creatures just like hanging out losing their [ __ ] minds. Think about my brother at the the tournament. The most d tournaments, excuse me. Um the only dad’s dads who go to most tournaments who aren’t coaches is my brother. The other ones are all coaches. Do they have They have nine coaches in the dugout sometimes. I’m not exaggerating. Why? That’s [ __ ] All the other teams make fun of them because they It’s like I never see a team with with a coach for every kid. I’m like, it’s pretty much like that. Yeah. I don’t know why. I don’t know why, but yeah, there’s times that they can’t even th I don’t I don’t [ __ ] get that, dude. Like I One, two, three, four, five. I used to laugh if a [ __ ] like team had more than two coaches. Nine. So yeah, eight or nine sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you [ __ ] kidding me, I think. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, I may have counted one twice, but yeah, eight or it’s like eight. Um, oh, did you coach cricket? That’d be kind of badass. There’s a lot said everything, huh? What your fencing credentials? Yeah. I don’t know, dude. Like, and your brother doesn’t seem like the kind of guy like he’ll be like for, you know, his daughter. Yeah. He’ll be like wild and [ __ ] but like he would get mad if she like got like trucked in the game or something like Yeah. Yeah. But he doesn’t seem like the kind of dude like your brother seems chill from the limited interaction I’ve had with him. Seems like the kind of guy that wouldn’t get mad at anything but his own progeny. You know what I’m saying? Like his own kid would be the only thing he gets mad at. And he I mean they they’re trying to be better about not showing it at the games. Um okay, get in there. That’s been a whole thing. Um but they comes a time then. Comes a time. Yeah. Yeah. They have been getting better because I mean they somebody has has had to been told multiple times but um is that somebody does that somebody not know who Camala Harris was? It may or may not have been Eric. It wasn’t anyway. Oh, okay. That’s interesting. Anyway, she No, she she’s getting better. She’s getting better. No, it’s fine. You know, people get passionate, bro. I get it. Well, the thing about it is is it doesn’t help. That’s the thing. It’s not helping. If it was helping, it would be different, right? If getting hard being hard on it would help, it’d be different. But if it’s not, which it isn’t, then it’s a different, you know, you got to be supportive. It’s different. All kids are different. Sometimes some some kids do need want that and need that. Some do, but it’s less and less now. But what you got to figure out as a as a coach is which ones do and which ones don’t, right? Yeah. Some of them you yell on them, it’s going to motivate them. Some of you yell at them, they’re going to shut down, right? So, you can’t you can’t just be why can’t you be different? Right. It’s not like that anymore. The best coaches know how to coach everyone differently nowadays. It wasn’t used to be like that. Bear Bryant probably coached everybody the same. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I I don’t know. You would, Johnny Smith. And I I’ve wanted to a few times. I just didn’t want to like have to fight three other people, you know? That’s not my That’s not what I want. No, but uh No. Uh in conclusion, uh I think parents mostly just are better than they used to be because they’re more cognizant of it. And uh and you can hope. And we’re also cognizant of um how uh that affects ch children’s mental health, right? We don’t want to like sit them, you know, we don’t want to have them go to therapy when they’re 13, then that’s fine, by the way. That’s fine. We need to address that real quick. Yeah. I mean, that’s different. That’s also one of the things he was my kid. I can do what I want. Not in front of everybody. I realized at a very young age like the kind of kid I wanted to be like cuz like I remember vividly this is like might. So you’re like six, seven years old. Okay. There was this kid next to me at the [ __ ] rink in Parma Heights and we’re off in like one of the shitty [ __ ] side locker rooms for our tryyous and this dad gets in his [ __ ] kids’ face and liter like Tim like nose tonose and was like, “You see these kids? They’re all against you. They’re all against you. They are your enemy and you will be the best.” Like literally I’m here, my dad’s like the camera and old man’s like right here and kids next to me. You think that kid’s still alive? I don’t know, dude. This is 98. If that kid made it through middle school, I’d be surprised. And if you want to know how I lasted and have been half decent in my life, I had a dad who looked at me right after that happened cuz he saw it happening too and was like, I will never be like that. Okay, that’s another thing, too. A lot of parents don’t want to be the worst parent. They don’t want to be the worst one. So, it’s it’s that, too. Like, they don’t want to they don’t want to be what they’ve seen some [ __ ] And my dad, my dad was one of the dads on the teams that would always hold court and be drunk on the [ __ ] you know, we the holiday tournaments with all the other parents and our room was always open to everybody. My dad was a [ __ ] party animal. Like a fun alcoholic. Like he was he was there were times, but few and far between were the bad times with old [ __ ] Big Ray. But it was like um dude it it was wild to watch him at tournaments and [ __ ] That is the the best thing about tournaments is is the hotel lobby of the travel team. It’s filled with the alcoholic dads. But think about this. Alcoholic dads and if it’s like a snowstorm, bored kids who who are allowed to roam the [ __ ] hotel like [ __ ] savages and do dumb [ __ ] like we did in Buffalo. And I think it was like 02. It was the O2 season, my banam year. you know, uh, the people who work at the work at the hotels when they get like a bulk reservation under like a team name, you know, they’re like, “Yeah, yeah.” They got to be thinking, “I’ve got that cold 45 at home I can put in my mouth.” Um, I’ve always wanted to taste cold steel. Um, but yeah, I I would I would accidentally be sick that day, that weekend. What are you talking that day? [ __ ] Well, next weekend, well, this week they’re they’re only have a one-day tournament in Columbus, but next week is a three-day tournament. I’m going I’m going down there, but they’re I mean, so they’re going to be there at the hotel for like two nights, you know, the whole team. And uh I think they’re also taking like the 8U and the 10U, too. Uh oh, nice. Because there’s there’s an 8U New Philly travel team, and there’s a 8U, 10U, and 12U. I think I think this they’re also they also all play in their wreck leagues and I think that they’re going to sweep the wreck leagues. I think the AU, the 10U, and the 12U will probably win all win their W, which is pretty cool. That’s cool. That means they’re doing something right, right? You’re trying to build a program towards the top and that’s obviously it working, right? Especially the the eightear league that my younger niece is in. There’s 31 teams in that league. How many? 31 in a wreck league. That’s crazy. I mean, there’s 18 and 12 of you, but yet 31. That’s crazy. That’s more than manageable. Yeah, I don’t know. I mean, they don’t play everybody, you know. They just, you know, they randomize the schedule and I think at the end they’ll like cut the tournament in half. There’ll be like an A tournament, whatever. I don’t know. But and my my niece’s coach now runs the whole league. So, he’s got to run, you know, like four different I don’t know. He’s he just keeps putting more crap on his plate and I’m like, he’s going to burst at one point. Yeah. You just all of a sudden you hear Terry dropped dead. What happened? Worked himself to death. It’s funny because that is his name. is I took a [ __ ] I just threw a random That’s why I laugh cuz I know you didn’t know. I had no clue. That’s funny. Yeah. Terry. Well, he does he goes he doesn’t go by he goes by TJ, but he we found out a while ago his name’s Terry and I’m like I’m just call him Terry for now. Hey man, that was what we mentioned Saboo earlier. It was his [ __ ] name and it was also Terry Funk’s name. So, no, I have no problem with the name. Wear it with pride. That’s a decent name. I used to work for a doctor, a vet named Terry. One of my favorite comedians in the whole wide world is named Terry. You see that um Cedar Point has booked a bunch of comedians. Uh yeah, that uh that’s I’m going to say this, man. to as a friend of both of those guys and like somebody who especially Sternic Hornik I love him. I’m not as close with him as I am Sternic. Me and Stern bonded over the whole hockey thing. We were in the same rink when the Hansen brothers did a [ __ ] appearance in Brooklyn, Ohio. Um yeah, and like it’s we just bonded over I love his dad. His dad’s [ __ ] funny as [ __ ] like he is a hockey dad. You can tell he’s a [ __ ] hockey dad, dude. But like to see them go from where they were when they first started in standup comedy and from building the brand of Secret Society that they have built and getting the crowds that they’ve gotten that they love and all that kind of stuff. Um, dude, like society running the Cedar Point thing. Yes, they are. Oh, okay. Because that wasn’t in the article I read. The article I read was just that Cedar Point is having comics now and it had the list of all the comics. It didn’t say that Secret Society was booking it. Brian Brian and Dave are both sign are are booking that whole thing. Okay. Well, that’s good cuz I’m going to ask for free admission only. I’m not looking for booking. I just want to have free admission to the comedy shows. I’ll go in through whatever kind of entrance to some back way where I don’t have to go into the park le to hang off hang out with Raj Shesh uh I was going to be pissed if I like saw there was like no local comics on there. I was going to be pissed. So I opened it angry already. Then I saw like who else who all was on there? Mary and David and Bill and all Raj and then Ryan [ __ ] there there’s a bunch of people headlining. Yeah. Yeah, I was uh I was okay with it then, but I didn’t realize Sticker Society was That’s cool, though. Mhm. As again, as a as a brother to them, you know, I look at them as, you know, comedy brothers. We’ve gotten drunk and laughed together so many [ __ ] nights outside of comedy shows and [ __ ] like that. And for them to be building their brand the way they are right now, I absolutely love it. And I I mad respect for them doing it. Can’t wait to see what it does to be honest with you. I I’ve never thought that that would be possible, but uh it seems not saying it can’t work, but it’s when I saw it, I was a bit it seems like it could be a train wreck. It’s not going to be the comedian’s fault, but uh but I can see it absolutely being a train. But yeah, [ __ ] it. Give it a go. Give it a go if they’re going to pay the money. They’re paying these people what they should be paid. [ __ ] go for it. Absolutely, dog. Like that’s the thing with this whole thing when I saw it cuz they had announced a couple days ago. I think they going to play like at like 5:00 p.m. Like where are they going to one of these shows? I don’t know. Probably late night after the [ __ ] shit’s done. It may be [ __ ] like a seven or eight o’clock show because once they close they they knock everybody they everybody kick everybody out. I know. But when they close like when did they close dark? I forget. Yeah, like dusk. Except for on like hall weekends, that’s when they start doing like nighttime [ __ ] I mean, I know there are places to serve alcohol and I know there they do have shows, but they’re like in the middle of the day shows. I don’t know. Mhm. We see Mary doing like six shows on a Wednesday. Well, the dates are all like Friday, Saturday shows from what I’m seeing. Like I actually like marked up the or I looked up the dates on calendars and stuff and it’s like Friday, Saturday night. this new fangle invention called a calendar. It’s on my phone. I don’t know if you know what that is. It’s this little green [ __ ] It’s based on an old old invention by the Mayans back in the back in the day. Actually, the Romans if we’re talking western civilization or like eastern civilization. Western civilization was the Mayans. You have you have to go white, don’t you? You have to go [ __ ] racist. I’m just saying if you’re talking about hemisphere, I’m more doing hemispheres. have to be racist. I’m not. Mhm. [ __ ] Greeks are darker than most. They tan well. I’m jeal I’m kind of jealous of them. My tan’s coming in actually pretty good this year. Both arms. I I never want to tan. That’s why I cake myself in sunscreen. Like it’s mayonnaise, dude. I soak the And luckily, I’m going to tell you this and it makes me happy. I become a wallet when I’m [ __ ] like tanned. I can go [ __ ] dark brown and make it look fake. Like it almost is blackface if I’m really [ __ ] kid out in the sun. Beef beef jerky like like George Hamilton kind of. Yeah. [ __ ] Who is the kid the kid stays in the picture? [ __ ] Robert Evans. I look like Robert Evans from [ __ ] uh uh Kid Dynamite on Comedy Central. Oh, I have a picture for Oh, no. I’m surprised I didn’t pop you on the [ __ ] Robert Evans line. I wasn’t I was looking at something else. Oh, also I don’t think I know who you’re talking about. He was the executive producer of The Godfather. He wrote a book called The Kids in the Picture. Oh, Bob Evans. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Robert Evans. Yeah. If he would have said Bob Evans or Bobby Evans, I would have got it. I like well Robert Evans with the way he looked he is a Robert Evans like he’s the hair and every and the Patton Oswald joke about like Packers and Bears catch it when he was doing like Sunday night football promos for like ESPN. Um uh there’s a great show on I think Paramount. It’s called The Offer. It’s about the making of The Godfather. And uh there’s like the guy who plays uh Evans is pretty great in it. Um I forget the actor’s name. Believe it or not, I didn’t even realize who that [ __ ] guy was until Kid Dynamite, the [ __ ] animated series Cartoon or Comedy Central made. There was like an action comedy show that was like a cartoon with Robert Evans as the voice called like Kid Dynamite or some [ __ ] Uh I sent you a p a picture of AI predicting the future. [Music] Hold on. I’m getting it. Wow. [Music] Wow. I asked AI to tell tell me what’s going to be happening in August at Mandandalay Bay and You look like like you you I am. Yes. Um you look like my buddy Tommy Lambert from the UK in this video. And then like Allan looks like he just got out of Awitz yesterday. And he’s not Jewish so I can at least say that. So you don’t know that. But well is his mom Jewish? No, they are they are very Christian, but no, they’re not. I was about to say then he’s not [ __ ] Jewish. It’s it goes by mother’s lineage. Um, but no. Yeah, he I Wow. And he’s got a lack of hair. Is Allen bald now? He’s not completely bald. That guy’s more bald than Allen is. Yeah. I’m like Allan has a kind of a l still luscious head of hair at at his advanced age. Um, that picture made me laugh pretty hard though. It did. When he sent me that, I was like, “Oh, what is this?” All the thing missing is you guys holding hands and looking at each other longingly. His his reply was just Jesus. Um, then I saw a picture of of a t-shirt. Um, a t-shirt with that same picture on it. And that should be your like couple’s costume in [ __ ] Vegas. A picture of the t-shirt. I asked him what size t-shirt he is. Yes. Yes. We You know what? I’m gonna say this. If we can get people like possibly to share this out, I want to make this the first merch drop plat ever does is this shirt with that exact photo, font, everything. I will create a website just to sell that t-shirt on that website and see how many people we get to buy. That was at like 20 a pop. Did you pull that sound I told you to pull? Uh I Here’s the thing about that. I want you to Nobody can see. Ah, [ __ ] Anyway, um, no, but I will cuz I’ve I I wanted to pull that cuz I I Have you ever gotten out of the shower and you have like your brain tells you to do something and you’re like, “Oh, I can’t wait to [ __ ] do that. It’s going to be fun. I get to do this with it. It’s going to it’s going to [ __ ] work.” And then I got high to quote the great afro man. Um yeah, this is this is the sound I want to write a pulled that um we’re going to play every time we ask for donations. I ain’t asking for the world here. I’m just asking for a eightball and $2 million. That’s not much. It’s not much at all. Oh, baby Billy. one of the greatest characters in the history of television. I just I finally watched the the the last of Righteous Gem Show Stones, the series finale. Baby Billy is still like the greatest character in the He’s He’s awesome. If I would have known that, I would have paid for an HBO like Max sub description for that. Straight up, I would have paid for Baby Billy. If I would have known down the line, he would be what he was cuz I never got there. I got to like season two and then didn’t really get much out of there. He was in the beginning. But yeah, he just get more and more ridiculous as the series goes on. Yeah, I don’t remember him though. Like that’s the thing. Like I must have then only done season one then. I think the fir the first season that he’s like trying to sell a COVID cure. I did not get that far. I did not even get that far. [ __ ] Although every morning like clockwork, I think it’s going to become my alarm at this point is there Will Come a Payday is my favorite song of the last decade probably. And and and then this season he’s trying to make a young teen show about teenage Jesus called Teen Teen Teen This. Yeah. And then at halfway through filming it, he gets pissed at the actor playing Tangis and decides he’s gonna do it himself. So he’s like, “Turn the other cheek.” Right. Turn the other cheek. The song and [ __ ] Yeah. It’s it’s it’s great. It pops up because I’ll watch like, you know, the like uh the um Perverted Danny when they’re on the [ __ ] steakhouse [ __ ] freezer and all that stuff. like [ __ ] will pop up from the righteous gemstones in my timeline and teen this again. I need to [ __ ] watch this show more. Like I loved what I watched when I first started watching it cuz I started watching it after Eastbound and Down. I watched Eastbound and Down first because that is probably one of the greatest HBO comedies to ever exist. Uh and then Righteous Gemstones. cuz I was watching it. I’m like, it’s an HBO show. You kind of have the, you know what the problem with [ __ ] HBO shows sometimes is? Pacing is so terrible cuz you have an hour and you have a lot of [ __ ] to say. Like, it’s not it’s not like that with um Gemstones. And also, what I do like about Gemstones, cuz Danny McBride talks about all the time how he thinks television shows [ __ ] up, is all four I think it’s four seasons of Gemstones. Yeah. All of them have a beginning, middle, and end. Like they they could be done there. There’s no cliffhers or anything crazy in Gemstones. And the reason for that is because it’s right like there’s time where last episode of a season happens and I’m like, [ __ ] what happens next? But then this you’re waiting two years and then you’re like, I don’t [ __ ] care about this anymore. I two years ago, now I don’t really give a [ __ ] So that’s trying not to do and I like that. So he every season gets wrapped up. greatest two examples I’ve ever I can ever say that to is Sopranos and [ __ ] Oz. Both of those are some of the like even though they’re touted as some of the greatest dramas of all time. There are some [ __ ] rough spots where a cliffhanger they throw a cliffhanger in at the end because they know you’ll be like, “Oh, now what’s going to happen to Sill after he gets shot or whatever, you know thing about that is like what happened to My Name is Earl where they they leave it on a cliffhanger and the show gets cancelled.” Yeah. Yeah, that happens. And um severance severance they left it on a giant cliffhanger and then co happened and we waited three years to see what happened and that was like three [ __ ] two. So you know and they did and sever is a great show but like and they did another season. It was great but um yeah that pissed me off. That’s why I don’t I don’t like that. I mean I listen you do week to week. I understand week to week but I also I don’t like that either. I like Netflix is is still the only um the only streaming service that puts out all the episodes at once and now sometimes they’ll do half and half. But why are you making me wait? Why? Listen, if it’s supposed to be one piece of programming, why can’t you just put it all together and make let me watch at my own pace? Now, what is tough about that? What is rough about that sometimes is that you kind of got to get to it or the spoilers will come out, right? So, you got to [ __ ] get like get it done or you’re gonna get it spoiled for you. Yeah. Yeah. Um, other than that, um, I like it that way. That was The Mandalorian until I screwed up season two. I’m still ready for that. Still because I’ll never know. I’ll never know what it was like to be surprised by that. I I honestly wonder what my reaction would have been. I have no idea what it was. Tim, if you really want to know what it was like. Have you ever eaten a cheeseburger and then you see that the cheeseburger has lettuce and tomato on it? wasn’t that good, believe it or not. Like when I was drunk and then I watched it again, didn’t really hit me the same way because I didn’t see it coming. When you if you looked at his face, you were like they need you were like you looked at bad CGI. So that’s what that is. Like I hated that the the Mark Hamill CGI on the Mandalorian. Like it was so bad. It didn’t need to be there. I called something on Ratchet Gemstones pretty early on that I was right about. It looked like I was wrong, bro. Got to be wrong for a while, but uh I was right. I’m not going to [ __ ] not deal with it. Let me get Bible bonkers first and then Bible bonkers. Baby Billy B. I don’t like it. I hinges. I’m [ __ ] out gold here. I love Dude, you want to talk about a guy in Walton Gogggins who is getting his [ __ ] roses right now? Like he’s getting his flowers as an actor. Awesome in everything he’s ever been in. Um I know, but he I feel like he’s finally getting it, you know? Like he’s getting the fame. What’s the show he was in that he played a woman or a man? Oh, or like a trans woman. Shoot. What was that? I don’t watch that trash. [Music] Uh, I forget what it was, but uh, like he was I watched I rewatched Lincoln the other day. He was in Lincoln. Okay. [ __ ] He was in what? A Lincoln Town Car. [ __ ] Mercury. What were you [ __ ] What kind of Lincoln was he in? Navigator. Um, no. He play he played the the guy who sold his vote to become uh postmaster of Millersburg, Ohio. The guy’s name. Um but uh it’s funny. Yeah, but he he’s been in everything forever. But wasn’t he in uh he was in Hateful 8, wasn’t he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember aware how great he is. But David Billy is just like such a polarizing character and it’s like blew up the internet that everyone Well, I’m talking about like movies too. like he’s getting he’s in a lot more movies. He’s the ghoul in Fallout. I couldn’t get Fallout, dude. I watched a couple episodes. It’s so [ __ ] good. Ah, not for me, man. I wasn’t It’s so good. If you’re a fan of the like I never play the game and I don’t care about the game, so that’s part of it. You should play Fallout 3. No. You might Do you like FPS’s? Not really. Do you like role playing? No, cuz I was Cuz I was terrible at I like those more than first-person shooters because I’m not I’m never good at them and they piss me off. I don’t like a lot I don’t like games that like I can get my ass kicked and be very frustrated. I want to have an option where I can just [ __ ] chill with the game. That’s the beautiful part about an RPG. Tim, I don’t have to play online. I know. That’s that’s I’d rather play that than a first person shooter. Well, Fallout is an a first person RPG that you you can do in third person. I I don’t know. Like I like It’s free on plus by the way. still thinking about like getting to the the Harry Potter game or something. I just [ __ ] cruise around and [ __ ] You might lose. How many friends do you have on PlayStation 5 right now? Do you have none? My brother. Okay, cool. Then you’re good. Cuz dude, I I’m going to tell you, I don’t get it. Like I get you’re mad because of these things and because of the beliefs. Whatever. You could hate somebody and have some kind of spiteful books about wizards. Dude, look at look at me. I’m I’m drinking [ __ ] Bud Light right now. Why? Cuz I don’t give a [ __ ] We’re over there. Let’s say they hire Post Malone and and the most famous high school bully in America, Shane Gillis. I was listening to AY with him today while I was spraying a commercial business. It was It was fun. It was But like That’s exactly what Shane Gills is for, by the way. The guy AY. Yeah. No, no. Spraying a commercial business. The people who are out doing blue collar labor labor at three in the afternoon. He’s our Jesus. Like, he’s he’s the second coming of Christ. He’s what we wanted Jesus to be, a bully. It’s just like, what? Yeah. What What if What if the biggest high the biggest bully on the football team could actually write jokes? That’s that’s what Sean Mr. Shing Gillis what you can man like it is if his one goto wasn’t pancing people it was actually something I was listening to AY with Sam Talon earlier and they were he was talking about his 20th high school reunion and having to like call a [ __ ] truce on pancing people at the reunion. Oh, I wish we had something like that. Um, I’m wondering Allan and I were talking about it because ours is next year and he’s like, “Who’s gonna [ __ ] do it?” I’m like, “I don’t know, but if no one does it, I’m [ __ ] doing it. If no one else will do it, I’m like, I don’t want to not have one because no one wants to step up. I’m going to do it and it’s going to suck. [ __ ] uh going to get a pre-tribute band. I would come to that and people would be like, “Did you graduate with us?” Nope. I’m here for the band. All right. It’s a big fan of this of of my sacrifice. A tribute to I’m here for my own prison, the Northeast Ohio’s best Creed cover band. All right. They went on tour last year with This Is How You Remind Me. You should have been there. It’s great [ __ ] acts. Got a hired colors. The crossfade tribute band. They play two songs. That’s it. Back to back. They have a I I also got a cold tribute band called Stupid Girl. You should really enjoy them, Chrissy. It’s a It’s a good time. I mean, I’m pretty sure I could find like an early 2000s like uh dad dad rock tribute band. I wouldn’t I’m doing it. I don’t know who’s paying for this, man. You want to talk about I want you to start one. Ellen and I were just to start one and we’ll play the game. And I’m wearing this shirt, by the way, cuz I really didn’t think of any other shirt to wear. I don’t wear like high school stuff. My Letterman’s jacket is in the [ __ ] patio behind me. Wear your Letterman’s jacket to LV. No, I I keep it because I earned it. I I I put up with a lot of [ __ ] and a lot of bad personalities to get that jacket. I have my letters, but I never got I never got the jacket. I never cared. I wanted it. I I that was that was all goal. And when I achieved that goal my senior year, I wore it. I was happy about it. And then it as soon as I graduated, it went right into storage cuz I was like, “We’re done with high school. I’m the thing though. You don’t you don’t wear your Let him jacket when you’re after you graduated. No one does that. No. That’s [ __ ] weird. Unless you’re Sam Talent and he admitted to that on on AYG. So, I love Sam. He was nice to me when I lived in Denver. I would love to have him on the show to be honest with you, but he’s always traveling with [ __ ] funny stuff when he was there. I would have, but again, I didn’t know him that well. But like the interactions that we had was always like positive. It was never negative. He’s always a nice guy and you know none of us can get can get good gifts, man. Why can’t why can’t someone that we’re that we’re close with get famous enough our show although we probably couldn’t get married so no I asked her once my first thing was are you an MMA fan? This is when we were deep deep into that. I could probably get her now and be like it doesn’t matter at all. Yeah. Can I get your representation so we can just have you on to [ __ ] [ __ ] talk? She’s just uh super busy all the time. You know, it was I had a hard time getting a hold of her and I was trying to book her for money and I couldn’t get of her. I had to go see her. Uh which I never mind doing, but uh I had to like go up and ask her because I couldn’t get a hold of her. Um but we got it worked out eventually. But um anyway, oh get when’s Bendon coming on? I need to message him. I know he was just at the improv. um this past weekend like on a Sunday. If you want to message him live, let’s let’s [ __ ] do. No, no, no. I’m just checking my email. Um I got Yeah, I mean I’ll ask him when you know whenever. I got two appointments tomorrow and I didn’t realize how close together they were. I really hope they don’t run into each other. What time What time are these appointments? Well, I have an ultrasound on my stomach at 10:00 and my cardiologist is at 1:00 and if everything’s on time, it should be fine. But not bad. But yeah, it should be fine. And they’re in I mean one they’re both in do. It’s not like they’re they’re close to each other. They’re you know I’m going to call you at 9:00 a.m. You realize that, right? Because you slept through your last [ __ ] appointment and I’m not going to let you do that again. Well, I realized what happened. I had whatever reason my the sound turned off on my alarm. I don’t know why. And I didn’t realize it because it it didn’t say it. It was just like when it went off the volume was turned out. So I had I still will call you just to let you know. But I fixed it. This hasn’t been a problem since. Um, no. Don’t. Well, listen, you can call me, but I never have my ringer on, so that won’t help. My long Your voicemail is always full. It’s It’s those two. That I get a lot of spam. I get a lot of spam. So, it takes every week it fills up. Yeah. But then I delete my [ __ ] Like, it takes me a long time. So, I have to call I have to I have to listen through it. Takes me six to seven minutes every time. You It takes me probably six minutes to delete all my emails. My emails, my voicemails. I just [ __ ] because I listen to mine as soon as I get it cuz I have to because if I miss a call from like a customer I never set up the visual voicemail thing. It’d probably be easier if I did that. I never did that. Yeah, not even that. It’s just I’m OCD about that where it’s like I got to listen to every [ __ ] voicemail or whatever if I recognize the like phone or whatever. I mean, if I didn’t have to call a number and let it ring through and [ __ ] it would be different. But I It’s annoying. I’m gonna be right back. I got to take a leak real quick. Okay, talk to the people. Hi people. How are you? Do 399th episode. The 400th episode will be on Tuesday and we will celebrate by doing nothing. Um, but it’s a lot of episodes. A lot of episodes. I can’t believe we’ve done that many. And I’m really waiting for the day that we’re just like, you know what? That’s enough. That’s enough of this. I feel like it would just happen one day. Just out of nowhere, just no. That’s enough. That’s enough. Dono link below if you if you want to. If not, it’s not a big deal. We still love you. Um, we’re not asking for much. Just an eightball and $2 million. That’s it. That’s it. just an aim and $2 million. Um, anyway, what else? Uh, there are fights this weekend. Uh, will I watch them? I don’t know. Maybe eventually. I don’t know. What am I doing this week? Oh, I’m going to the comedy club. My buddy’s playing up there. I’m probably going to go this weekend, but then after that, I don’t know. I’m not going to the tournament this weekend. Probably. I’ll be in Columbus next weekend. I don’t know. I don’t know. We’ll figure it out. Um, I’ve been losing my mind, right? I finally got a call from the the mental health people trying to make an appointment and they never called me. They were supposed to call me. There was a referral. They never called me. They called me today when I was sleeping. So, now I hope they left me a message. We just talked about that. I mean, my voicemail may have been full. Whatever. Whenever they called me, I know I can call them. So, that’s better. And um baby, dude, there’s a steakhouse in Vegas that’s inspired by the the the the programming of Taylor Sheridan. Like, why? Why? Like, you need a Yellowstone restaurant. It’s called 4 Six’s Steakhouse. And I guess it’s like based on all like the westerns of Taylor Sheridan. I don’t know why I don’t watch them. I’ve watched Mayor Kingtown. I’ve watched Lioness. I haven’t watched Yellowstone or 1923 or any of the really western ones. Um, but if they had a mayor of Kingtown restaurant, it’s like based on like a cold Michigan prison. I go to that. I’d check that out. I got offered free tickets through Caesar’s Rewards for a show in Vegas called Disco Show. It’s like it’s the link. It’s like just it’s I should tell Ray about this. I won’t tell Ray about this, but it’s just uh I don’t know what it is. It’s you’re supposed to dance and [ __ ] It’s like a disco dancing show of some sort. Uh hi Alf. Um, Raymond, I got offered free tickets from Caesars to see disco show. Is that that like speak easy [ __ ] thing that you have to like pay for? Well, you can just go in and get drinks in there and you can and there’s a restaurant you can just go in without going to the show, but you walk in, it’s like a it’s like 1970s New York and then there’s a showroom and it’s like I’ve seen videos of it. Yeah, dude. The tickets are $105 a piece. Yeah, you got it for free. I got it for free, but I don’t know if I’m gonna go because it’s like it’s a disco dancing thing, which I actually would do, but uh I really want to do it because they’re $105 tickets that I’m getting for free. I feel like I need feel like I’m saving money. Although when do they re recreate that scene from uh Saturday Night Fever on the bridge? Sure. Um, also I was saying that uh there’s a restaurant at the Wind now. It’s like a popup restaurant. It’s called 4 Six’s Steakhouse and it’s based on the westerns of Taylor Sheridan. What? Guess it’s based on like Yellowstone and those kind like I don’t I didn’t watch. Is that what Vegas is going to turn into? Like they have the John Wick thing now. Yeah. Yeah. Um, MGM Grant has a Netflix bites restaurant where everything based on Netflix [ __ ] Um, but the I hope there I hope there’s like I hope there’s an entree based on um Tom Sigura’s Bad Thoughts. That’s what I would like. Um, which I haven’t seen yet, but do want to see it. I’ve watched the whole thing. It’s pretty funny. Um, but uh Oh, the only T Sheridan Taylor Sheridan shows I’ve watched. I watch Lion S and I watch Mayor of Kingtown. If there was a restaurant based on mayor of Kingtown, I’d be into that. Just like a cold Michigan prison. Just a bear. Part of it’s like bear and you have to you have to kill it yourself with a [ __ ] arrow. What? No, it’s a prison show. Um, so you’re in a you’re in a prison, you get prison food. Anthony Mayo’s there for some reason. Yeah, that was great. He’s serving the food. He’s an extra mayor of Kingtown. All right. This is not a racist joke. This made sense. There was context. Um but uh anyway, yeah, that’s that’s that’s pretty strange. But yeah. Yeah, that is just wild, man. Um there’s that play like adult playground thing at at the Luxar I think I will probably injure myself doing, but I want to do. I have a one downtown on Fremont now, too. Do they? Yeah, they opened a new one in between the like the [ __ ] uh it’s between the dispensary that I went to to get the vape when we were there together and then the and the one of the chachki shops, like one of those places where you can buy like a [ __ ] magnet or like a I went to Vegas and all I got was this loudly t-shirt. You know those [ __ ] tourist traps? Gh. Never. People buy that [ __ ] I know, but I’ll never do it. I was I was trying to get Allan to like let’s get like matching like like Vegas style Hawaiian shirts that are just like ridiculous. Like Yes. I’m like, “Come on, man. Let’s get them.” A lot of a lot of a lot of uh slot machines at seven. Dude, people will hate us if if we wear these. I’m like, “You think we’ll be the only ones wearing a ridiculously tacky Vegas shirt in Vegas? Are you kidding me? You’ve never been to Fremont Street, my dude? Like, you’ve never He’s never been to Vegas.” I know. That’s what I’m saying. Like, you don’t know the freaks and weirdos that are walking around that city. As we speak at five at rush hour in Las Vegas, it’s 5 right now. There are street performers on Fremont Street wearing way weirder [ __ ] than you ever wear. Yeah. A lot of times nothing [ __ ] And that includes the Chip and Dales dudes at the booth in the middle of the [ __ ] street. Like sorry I wear what you want. I wore a [ __ ] pool shirt with chameleons to a nightclub. Like it it’s what it is, bro. It’s the city. I got to get me a pair of swim trunks if I’m going to get in that pool. But I probably Baby, how about a speedo? No. No. As your friend, I love you. It’s be bad enough. I’m going to be shirtless. Well, here’s the thing. [ __ ] you. You don’t want it to look like a bikini bottom. And I think that’s what’s going to be the thing. I’m going to skip the ones that are basically no bulge. That’s worse. They go down to my ankles. You’re wearing a [ __ ] sock that’s unfilled. Like that’s not good, dude. Yes. And I’ve never seen your dick and I don’t want to see your thing. I I would not fill out the speedo very well from either side. Really? You would look very European. I would give you that. You would look like an Armenian businessman that just bought his next wife. I mean, it’s going I’m going in I’m just bringing speedos and tracksuits to me. Yes, you should adopt the tracksuit lifestyle. I think you you can you’re the kind of fat you can pull that off. I would look just like a weird dude who goes to saunas a lot, even though I do enjoy that. You look like assistant girls basketball coach in a tradition. I’m one of the [ __ ] coaches on your goddamn niec’s softball team with a [ __ ] tracksuit on. Like I’m not I’m could use a couple more coaches. Get that number up to 10. No, they there’s to be three for [ __ ] at ley olds like at minimum or or maximum. It it is it is silly how many they have. I mean, it’s I don’t know why they it feel they just want to they want to feel like they’re involved so they won’t like not you know they have to be and the truth is they all usually do something. It’s not like none of them are like standing around. They all run stas and [ __ ] and warm-ups and a practice but do they need they don’t I mean also ps also it’s very it is I mean the the head coach does run the [ __ ] It’s not like it’s it’s not necessarily a too many cooks thing because he’s the one that’s running the [ __ ] but and they’re all just kind of there to help. But still, it just it’s a it’s a weird look when there’s like they’re in the field and there’s eight dudes in the dugout and one woman. Two women. Two of them are women. Still should be like one head coach who is a guy because guys are better at systems. And then you have the the the hitting coaches that are the [ __ ] the women. That’s it. the uh three max out the door efficiency. Men softball coach is strange anyway because like uh people are women can’t be football coaches. They never play football. No man has played fascist softball competitively. So like what I mean well that’s not true that there is men but like most of them haven’t right. So um it’s it’s strange. I don’t know. I mean that there there are plenty of teams with with um women coaches but most of them are men that I see. Sorry, I’m cleaning my my brand new glasses, Tim. I’m cleaning my new pretty glasses that I have. Like fog up all the time. This No, it’s a lot of dandra from my [ __ ] psoriasis on my eyebrows. That’s what [ __ ] really [ __ ] me up, believe it or not. But yeah, I got a new pair of glasses, everybody. You burn that [ __ ] off. The new dawners. No, I can’t. I don’t want to. I want to have feeling in my face, Tim. like a peel or whatever. I should do something like that. Like a chemical peel or something. I mean, I think you’d look bad for a couple days, but I think I would look horrible. Yeah, but once the nerves on my face were dead, I’d be fine. Let’s just start getting Botox. What do you think? Not yet. 40. I’ll hit 40 and probably do like a shot in the face, but like I besides that, like just for a little bit. I’m not looking for a lot of CC’s. I’m looking for like single double digits maybe. I know somebody who just got Botox recently and I kind of judge them a little bit. Not going to lie. I saw a I don’t know video popped up on my reels of like these women that work in a Botox clinic and this one girl at the front desk like, “How old are you? 22. How many 22? How many units of Botox do you have? 36. And another woman, how old are you? 28. How many units you have? 143. Wild. I don’t get that. I don’t get like actual 43. 43. You can tell. Yeah. She can barely move anymore. She’ll probably have another 500 in her lifetime. So that’s why I like big [ __ ] man. Everything’s natural fat. Every piece of that is a lot of carbohydrates that they ate out of depression because they didn’t have a dad. Like it’s great. It’s fantastic. You you just be botoxing fat. It doesn’t do anything. Well, still same. It’s mostly face. It’s mostly facial stuff that they’ll do like to avoid like crows feet and [ __ ] And it’s like just age into it, dude. Doctor told me they can give me Botox for my headaches, but I’m like, I don’t want [ __ ] I don’t want fish poison in me. Not until No, no. I want I want this show to have at least 500 subscribers before we think about Botox. How about that? I think that’s We have How many subs till uh till plastic surgery? M whatever the monetization is on teeth would be the first thing. I would 100% get fake teeth. 100%. I do. Yeah, I’d get veneers. I’d get them as soon as I had the money. I’d get them. Totally get a rich boss job. Totally get a rich boss. I mean like right away. Like if I started making actual money, that’s the first thing I would do. I don’t think I’d think twice about it. Well, you have worse teeth than I do. Mine are at least like charming because I have because of the English in me at least. Mine used to be better, but they because of um they’ve gotten worse. They’re shrinking. They’re falling apart cuz the gas reflex and [ __ ] But I mean they could be a lot worse. I’ve seen a lot worse. But um at least I mean they’re they work still. I mean they told me the dentist like they’re healthy. They’re just you know we just need to make sure they just don’t get worse. You know, just don’t look great but they’re okay. They work fine. That’s why we need to get monetized on X and get those sweet sweet checks from [ __ ] Daddy Elon. Let’s do it. I want I want some [ __ ] SpaceX checks. Let’s go. I I’ll invest in the company. You get a million dollar return. Quiet. Phone. Quiet. God damn it, Tim. Keep your [ __ ] to get your [ __ ] together, man. For God’s sake, get a hold of yourself, man, as I drink my sixth beer. You’re going to your uh wrestling thing tomorrow. I am very excited for this. I can’t get drunk cuz I’ll be on call the next day. A nerd. Um but right, that’s the next day. Be a man. But I I’d rather not. I’ll get high. Love it. Watch the wrestling. Not better. By the way, I don’t have to tell you that. What? Being a drug addict is not better than being an alcoholic. It’s way better than I I love I I I’m drinking right now. I love getting just absolutely wasted off of this oil and [ __ ] laying there watching [ __ ] or, you know, get writing jokes. I’m way more creative I when I’m high than I am [ __ ] drunk. I forget everything when I’m drunk. I don’t I have no My ADHD takes over a lot more when I’m hammered than it does when I’m [ __ ] high. If I don’t write anything down, I will forget it. And now I get the point where I’m writing stuff down that isn’t really that great because I know I’ll forget it and then later I’ll be like, “Oh man, I forgot something. I thought that was going to be great. Now I have to write it down to prove to myself that it wasn’t that good. So I’m not like stressed out about forgetting something that was great when it wasn’t great. It’s a great Mitch Hedberg joke actually what you just said. I had to convince myself the joke wasn’t funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s kind of like that. Yeah. I had to write it down so I know that like look it’s not good. You forget you didn’t forget the best joke you ever wrote. You forgot garbage. There there’s been times where I’ll write something and then all of a sudden I’ll go through a com like the the the actual like video. I don’t know if you do this. Do you do this with your brain? Um where you like if you have something and you’re like married to it and like obsessed about it, you’ll play it out in your head. I’m sure everybody does it that way in one way or the other. I do it in a long form like movie almost where I like show myself what the poss I’m like Doctor Strange. I’m showing like my [ __ ] one million one million and one possibilities kind of thing and nine times out of 10 it’s only one and it leads to certain doom and I avoid it. So cuz I realize it’s not going to work. Frank Ray is sitting like this and he wakes up like how many times did you do the joke in your head? 17,483. How many times did it work? one. Just a shaky shaky alcoholism finger just coming, which is also cinematically accurate, by the way. I just want everybody to know that he does have shaky fingers in those movies. If you actually like watch his hands, it’s Yeah, he’s supposed to because he had the injury to the trauma. Yeah. Uh but but yeah, man. A lot of the stuff I write, I work it out. Like I have one thing where I talk about doing uh going through like depression and anxiety. And as a good I do what any good millennial would do, which is get do drugs and blame it on my parents. Like it’s I should start making fake reels, but make them so fake that they’re clearly fake. Like don’t even AI don’t even AI video. No, not AI. Just like that guy who was who was making uh who’s making realels in his house. Let’s do that. But I wanted to be so bad that the curtain falls down, the laugh track sticks, like [ __ ] like that. I could do [ __ ] like that where it’s like, oh my god. As long as it would be funny if you did it and you did it bombing like no one laugh. Just cricket sounds. Just a crowd. Like a a a quick like b-roll cut of a crowd like not doing anything. Just hear like that. Spongebob, you suck. Do crowd work. I might be doing crowd work soon actually. Fun. Listen. I put in for that. Well, no. I put in for that jokes on you show that uh John Brutin and Jimmy Graham do. Mhm. I want to do it just as like I’ve never done He’s got a big He wrote a big spiel about that today. He did and that’s when I grabbed the email and emailed him for a spot and he hasn’t gotten back to me. John, you say we’re friends. You never call me, Johnny. You never call me. So, he’s pro he’s probably like, I just put I just put a post up saying they’re mad about the quality and high clack emails me like this. This is one I get. I don’t think he read the read the message. Probably not. He he put it on He put it on red, but he he he didn’t. I love John. John’s my brother. What? Did you send him a video at least? No, I just said, “Hey, brother, when can I get on a thing?” I didn’t ask for it. Like whenever you want. John always knows like like he can put me on whenever I don’t care. Like he can ask me or I can ask and we have that relationship as comedians, which I love. I love John. John John said one of the nicest things a comedian has ever said about me in a mean way. That was awesome. And that and he was talking about Grog Shop, which if you’re watching this video and you’re ever in Cleveland for anything and there’s a show at the Grog Shop, go check out the [ __ ] Grog Shop. Like it’s such a cool piece of hiphop and punk rock history in Cleveland that you need to see it to believe it. It’s not a great venue. It’s not an amazing venue. It is a small shitty venue. We have less and less of those like those like Yeah. cringy rock clubs are going away. I I kind I don’t say it’s cringy. I say it’s more just like you know dirty like grungy. Grungy is fine. Um but uh yeah, there’s not there’s not many of those left. There used to be tons of them, but yeah, you’re not I mean I mean every city has a couple now, but not that many. No, dude. Duck man, what is it called? I forget what it’s called. That place in Pittsburgh I went and saw bowling for soup that was in a little church. That’s a That place is awesome. Yeah, you need those [ __ ] venues, man. you need those [ __ ] like small ass bitty venues. But getting back to what John said about the thing because I do need to say this. He was on a podcast of Jeremy Shear and uh El Hordano Diablo Jordan uh [ __ ] um and he said about shitty comedians who have shitty attitudes. He was like, “We don’t like basically we don’t like you. If you’re” and then the next words were both. Well, yeah. And then his words were, “If you’re shitty and you’re nice, you’re fine.” And then said the words, “Ray High Clack can come to the Grog Shop whenever he wants. He can bomb. He can talk about wrestling cuz he’s nice.” It was It was the biggest compliment I got at that time. This is what I miss about like the old damage night, the funny stuff because there would be like these people just starting and this for whatever reason like the reality of what comedy is going to be hasn’t hit them yet and and they’re just like up here for whatever reason and they’re just not nice about it and you’re like you’re either going to those people they usually quit because when the reality hits and they can’t handle it so they quit. Um that’s usually what happens. Not often do I see people like that who are just like then they have to change everything and not often but like um I mean I’m sure it has happened. I just can’t think of an example. We got someone decide they’re like oh I got to check my attitude. Um but usually it’s they they start they think they’re amazing and then the reality hits them and they quit. So it’s nothing better to me. Tim and you’ve been to Lakewood Village Tavern. I love LVT. It’s my Wednesday night haunt regardless. Been going there for [ __ ] over a decade now. I love that mic because there are nights, Tim, where you run into a comedian just like that and they get up on the Lakewood Village Tavern stage and they hear something they haven’t heard in their career at that point. And that is silence because LBT a lot of the time it’s just comedians looking over their notebooks and you’re just in the lights doing an open mic. The reality hits you right there where you’re like, “Oh yeah, this doesn’t mean shit.” Like kind of [ __ ] you have to say to get through to cut through to those people isn’t necessarily stuff you want to keep in your act. No, not at all. You have to have fun at that those shows. So you have that’s a characterbuilding exercise in standup is those shitty [ __ ] open mics where it’s 95% comedians. That’s the beauty of this [ __ ] business is like I love doing the big shows where it’s, you know, a lot of people and I’ll do, you know, 50% of from the field and I’ll be good to go and, you know, whatever. I did. I got some laughs. Cool. I’m out. And then you go to those shows, those [ __ ] open mics. And as a comedian, if you can’t handle that in your ego, get off the [ __ ] mic forever. Don’t do it. Don’t. Don’t. Unless you want it. You want it. But it’s also fun to watch the people who can’t handle it. Oh, it’s so good. It’s so good because you know they’re not gonna be around long. They’re gonna for a minute and we’re all like, “All right, buddy. You’re right. You’re right. Everyone sucks and it’s all it’s all them, not you.” You’re right. And then see them again. Um I mean there’s been so many so many clicks business. Yeah. So many clicks, bro. Nobody Nobody talks to me. You’re an [ __ ] That’s why like people don’t like me for my political views, but they can’t really tell me that I’m a [ __ ] I’ve never done anything bad to them. I’ve never had that [ __ ] like dick moment to another comedian unless I’m roasting them and they don’t get it. You know what I’m saying? Like I feel like I don’t have like any kind of weird [ __ ] that I can like thing. But for like new comedians to just think that they’re owed something just by being on stage three times like no. Sorry. Sorry pal. This is not how that works. Clip from Gemstones where it’s baby Billy talking to the Derek Brown the other the other two about how he’s like I stepped up. I mentored you. I was there for you. I molded you in my own image. I’m basically your daddy. Not my daddy. Not my daddy. Not my daddy. that every time I see that I I every time I see that I think like that’s that’s Ray talking to two two younger comics at the open mic. That’s kind of how I look at Brett Thomas. Like I we all discuss like the the people who went to the funny stop and saw Brett do his early [ __ ] We’re like we’re adopting you. Like you’re you’re one of us. You get it. Like we we will give you the Cleveland [ __ ] emails so you can go up. You need to go up there. And he’s become the guy he is in the Cleveland comedy scene. Not my daddy. Not my daddy. I look at Brett though as a brother. I do. Just a little brother I can [ __ ] with every once in a while and he makes me laugh. So I love Brett. Shout out to him and his wife. Woo. Yeah, Brett’s funny. It’s hilarious. His videos are pretty funny, too. Go check out Brett Thomas. We might I’m gonna talk to him about coming on here. Okay. Yeah, I want to have him on. I think I’m going to the funny stuff tomorrow. I will I will be living memory road tomorrow on a massive scale. This is such a nostalgic night because it’s like I think about that company and I’ve been going to AIW Absolute Intense Wrestling if you want to know the company. Uh they’re having their 20th anniversary show and they have a former WWE superstar coming in to wrestle for a title. They’ve got a bunch of legends that like shit’s gonna go wild, I think, in the first match of the night, which is like a 20 year in the making rematch where it’s like they were on the first AW show and now they’re going to be on the 20th anniversary show. And one of the guys was kind of turtle. Uh, and the other one is M Dog 20 [ __ ] Matt Cross. Um, God, legend. Awesome punk rock singer, too. I watched him open up for a band once. It was so dope. It was the Casualties, actually. It’s a [ __ ] Casualties. Loved it. Uh, great New York punk rock band. But, uh, yeah, dude. AiW’s 20th anniversary. My first show was Septe or yeah, it was like September of 2007. I had just graduated high school and my dad looks at me and goes, “Hey, I think there’s pro wrestling up the street. You want to go or here’s some money? Go check it out.” And like a lot of the guys, Tim, that are on WWE and AEW right now, we’re at that [ __ ] show. Okay. While just to like think about who’s been through this company and the money I’ve spent on this company, whether it be like t-shirts with the logos of the I had a Cav shirt for a little while that that kind of got worn through pretty easily. Um, but yeah, AIW, this is sort of a like really awesome moment for me as like a fan that watched them when it was like 15 people in a Nights of Columbus Hall to now they’re like 500 people in a concert venue. It’s dope. Well, I hope you have fun. I’m sure you will. It’s going to be awesome. Speaking of Memory Road, reminds me of a song that I think is only popular because it was in a movie, but what a terrible song. Holiday Road by Lindsay Buckingham might be one of the worst songs ever written. It is such a terrible It’s annoying song. Yeah, it is not a good song. I heard on the radio the other day and I’m like, man, why do people like this song? This song’s terrible. Nothing Lindsy Buckingham, but like you know because uh Fleetwood with Mac’s great, but like you know that’s not it’s not his Yeah, it’s not his best. No. And as a person who worked at Magic 105.7 WM Ji people when that song came on throwing [ __ ] across the room, dude, I’d hear it all. I’d be like once a day I would hear Holiday Road in rotation and you’re just like [ __ ] I I stopped watching like Vacation because of that. Like I stopped because I’m just like I have heard that song so much and it’s like a long way down holiday road. I heard a million times before before I even thought about this, but I heard on the radio the other day. I’m like, man, this is a terrible song. It really is. And I don’t say that about songs very often. I don’t especially ones that have been around forever. I’ve heard them my whole life. And this one that I’m like, this is not good, man. You’re just getting wiser. Maybe l Buckingham has been part of some amazing tunes. That’s not one of them. No, not at all. And I really think if they didn’t put it in the movie, I don’t think people would even know it existed. Um, yeah, Foot Loose over that song any day. Foot loose isn’t great and I would take that every every day. Uh, hold on. I’ll be right back. Continue your rant about bad music. I don’t really know how much I I’m just thinking how bad Holiday Road is. It’s not a good song. It’s a terrible song. Uh, one of those songs that I’d be cool if I never heard again. You know, another one and someone an artist whose music I actually like, but one of their songs that I would be fine if I never heard it again. Um, this is the only song I feel that way from this artist. But like, uh, Friends in Low Places by G. Brooks. I I don’t like that song. I’ve had enough. I think it’s more annoying than anything else. Um, I like a lot of Garrett Brook songs, Where the Bodies, Scarth, and uh, Thigura does a great parody about a country musician on his new show that he may or may not have modeled after a Gar Brooks type, but um, Oh, he did? because there’s a video of him with Rogan talking about his fascination with Gar Brooks that I haven’t watched yet, but I want to watch it. Well, I think that the country singer’s name is like Rex Henley or something like that, you know. It’s not. But, um, Bentley. Um, but uh, yeah, Friends in Low Places, I think, is a terrible I mean, I can I could I’m not a fan of I agree with you. Uh, I I like a lot of his songs. I think a lot of Gar Brooks songs are bangers. That’s not one of them. All right. I could be fine if I never if people like get drunk and play it at the bar and it’s like [ __ ] get pissed, dude. I would not want to hear that song. The problem with me off play Holiday Road and Friends in Low Places back to back. The problem with that [ __ ] song. Okay. friends in low places. No matter what wedding you go to, Jewish, Catholic, not black, because they won’t play Gar Brooks unless it’s like full open bar, maybe. I don’t know. I don’t think Gar Brooks is being played. Maybe anyone, anyone out there, if you are at a wedding where the majority of the people at the wedding are black and someone’s and they are playing Friends with All Places, please take the video, please send it to us. I guarantee you there’s a lot of awkward looks going around. No, they’re drunk enough. They’d be into it. That would be fun, actually. Um, but like it always is white weddings and it’s usually like the trashiest [ __ ] people on the dance floor just huddled together in a drunk [ __ ] like blob hands in the air going like [Music] I just like dude come on plus that song is you if you guys pick a good Gar Brook song to like love it’s Rodeo. Rodeo is probably his best song besides Standing Outside the Fire. I like a lot of his songs. Those two include I do too. Those two suck. I mean that suck. I mean that one that one sucks. Um I’m looking right now of the of like a list of like Here’s a list of the worst songs ever. Um top uh this is a top 50 by I don’t know. Go down to the top. go down to 10 and let’s go from 10 to one cuz I feel like if this is the worst song ever, we should be like what’s worse? What’s less worse than this? So, some of these songs I could handle, but the thing is yeah, these are all songs that like when they come on I’m like I don’t really need to hear this. Um, what’s the number 10 song of all time? I’m going to start 12. 12 is uh is Cooko by the Beach Boys. Like I like the Beach Boys a lot. I think the Beach Boys are one of the like the greatest bands of all. I mean, Pet Sound is one of the greatest albums of all time. Beach Boys have done some amazing amazing things in music. Cooko is not great. It’s okay, but compared to a lot of their other stuff, it’s not. Look, anytime you can get a sleeveless um [ __ ] his name from Full House, great kid Stamos. Anytime you can get a sleeveless John Stamos on bongos. You see that video? I’m in John Stamos playing um Last Resort by uh by Papar Drum. No, but now I’m going to go look at that after the show. Yeah, it’s a it’s the Drumo um uh channel that they they put drummers and they give them a song they never heard of without a drum track and they make up their own drum part and they gave him that. He’s never heard that song, so he’s did his own drum part to last resort. Anyway, that was number 12. Number 11, I don’t remember this song, but I I remember it came coming out, but I don’t remember how it goes. It’s Invincible by Clay Aken. Uh, number 10 is Ebony and Ivory by Stevie Wonder. That’s another I mean, listen, again, Stevie Wonder. Awesome. What? Ebony and Ivory though, when I hear that, I’m like, I don’t really need to listen to Ebony and Ivory right now with Paul McCartney. It’s [ __ ] great. Uh there’s anytime though I think of Ebony and Ivory, I think of uh the SNL sketch between Eddie Murphy and [ __ ] um uh uh what’s his name? Piscapo where that Stevie Wonder and Frank Sinatra. It’s like life’s an apple pie. Let’s take a bite. Like so my my memory is skewed on on that song, but I know the song. Um, number nine is American Life by Madonna. I don’t know if I know that song. Um, eight is I actually like this song. I mean, it’s it’s it’s I agree that’s not a great song, but it’s one of those songs I’m I can I can bob to this. Um, Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy. I agree it’s not a great song. Come on. But it’s uh [ __ ] [ __ ] That’s Come on. Um, the video is awesome. You’re not doing it. Do a dance song all of a sudden. That that’s the weirdest part about it. Um, number seven on this list is uh, and I agree. I mean, it’s another one like I respect it, but when I hear it on the radio, I change it. And that’s Bobby McFaren’s Don’t Worry, Be Happy. Oh, I’ve cut that song completely out of my life. this one. Uh, number six is um, The Heart of Rock and Roll by Hueie Lewis in the news. Yeah, I don’t listen to that song enough to hear it enough to hate it. Huie Lewis in the news songs way more than that one. That one’s not great. Um, and all and most like the whole second verse is just him naming cities. Um, number five is Iceless Baby. Uh, number four is Rolling by Limp Biscuit. The thing about Limp Biscuit, Limp Biscuit, you love or hate him. It’s one of those things. Stop when I tell you this. That was one of my favorite parts of Rock on the Range was rolling. Like if I love it because it was also the Undertaker’s theme song from 2001. You Tim, I like Rolling, but I I I mean I understand why people would hate it, but I like it. In Smackdown, Know Your Roll for the PlayStation 2. the first like fully like kind of HD version of professional wrestling we got as like gamers. Mhm. You could unlock after beating a hundred people Fred Durst uh in Smackdown Know Your Roll. And I got to tell you, I love the fact he came out in the same car from the Roland video. like the detail in that [ __ ] thing. But that song’s a classic. Like that’s a new metal classic. Like if you’re going to talk about new metal music and you know all that kind of stuff that’s up there with like Down with the Sickness and it’s it’s it’s like you hear that song and you’re just like y’all know or I’ll be uh there’s something about [ __ ] right here. L I M P Biscuit is right here. Like you know that song. immediately. It’s so good. This list has lost all credibility when number 44 out of 50 is I do anything for love by Meatloaf. Okay. Wow. Yeah. Know that doesn’t need to be on worst song ever. That’s like maybe a lot of 200 songs of all time. A lot of these like kind of you know like like 38 Cot Joe. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. Um where were we? Uh Rico Suave by Rico Suave. That’s Yeah. What? [ __ ] you. How about No. It’s a ter. I mean, it’s funny, but it’s not. Why is that a bad It wasn’t It was just meant to be a goof ass song to begin with. Like, it it was Rico Suave is a good song. If you don’t get it, it just seems like the dumbest song of all time. Well, yeah, cuz Jen’s ears. It was supposed to be a ridiculous song. Um, okay. So, uh, number three on this list, um, Wang Chong. Everybody have fun tonight. All right. [ __ ] you. I mean, there’s a lot worse songs than that, but I I usually keep that one on when it’s I mean, I get it’s it’s kind of a silly song, but there’s a lot you kidding me. Number two, Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus. Okay. All right. Now, we’re getting into actual legit territory. And number one, I’ve heard this a lot actually. Um, We Built the City by Jefferson Starship. I’ve heard people say that’s like one of the worst songs ever for I hate that song. I don’t mind it that much, but it’s not great. Especially when you think of the other songs that Starship did. Like, that’s not a great one. It’s the worst Starship song probably ever. Do you know what song is actually better than that? There is a parody of that song called My Dick’s All Shitty that was played on XM radio for Opie and Anthony. Sounds about right. It’s way better than that song and it has a lot of shoehorning. A lot. But it works better than hey, we’re going to be here at your city. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re still shitty. Number 50 on this list is My Heart Will Go On by Selen Deion. I think it’s less about how long it is. this less about what kind of song it is and more about like how we must you’ve heard it and [ __ ] like that because that really just by itself is a great song. I think you’re just you’re lumping it in with Titanic and other [ __ ] that it doesn’t you know I I feel like just by itself that’s a good that’s a really good song. This is proving to me that like I’m so far removed from actual pop culture. No wonder I have the views I do when I see like what all most of these songs are not none of these songs are recent at all. Like I none and there’s a lot of not good songs come out recently but none of these are recent. Um the Kesha song the [ __ ] heartbeat to the beat of the drum. That [ __ ] song’s worse than even we built this city. Funny meme though. Broken wings by Mr. Mister. That’s Mr. Mister’s best song. [ __ ] you. You never played GTA Vice City, have you, [ __ ] Like, whoever wrote this, I’m I’m speaking to this prick. Whoever wrote this [ __ ] this this this goddamn article. Now, we know everything we need to know about this guy who wrote this article, right? Here we go. Number Is it a guy, by the way? We don’t want to misgender here. It is. It looks like Dave Tomkins. This guy’s name is Dave Tomkins. [ __ ] Dave Tomkins. All right. Number 22, Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue by Toby Keith. Oh, what was 22? Yes. Uh, okay. I mean, the thing about that song is now without all the context of be of 911, it seems sounded silly, but back then it was like, yeah, it’s a [ __ ] bop. [ __ ] those people. Like, you you gota you forget that. And when you listen to it now, you got to remember that. It’s funny that that song because I was thinking about that the last time I heard it a couple days ago cuz I heard it couple days ago. Song is such a time capsule. I’m like now now it just seems like just like a you know does but you think of it in the context of 911 you’re like okay back then everybody’s pissed. Also the the the the American manhunt thing um Osama bin Laden came on Netflix. I watched it yesterday. It was awesome. Dude, think about this. This is [ __ ] wild. But that’s that song. No. Well, no, not even context. That song encapsulated a generation. Like that’s that is our like that was the anthem. It was the anthem from like people who didn’t even like country music. That’s how pissed we were. That was a song that be like other 911 songs were all were all like remember the day stuff like that. And someone was like we’re [ __ ] pissed and we’re going to blow you up. That’s that song. And everyone was like [ __ ] yeah Toby K. You [ __ ] say it. Anybody now it seems weird about the time that was a pop. Anybody in their like 80s to like 30s, we are all absolute feral animals because of 911 and how angry our like we all were at the [ __ ] time before we knew any of the real [ __ ] Yeah. We don’t give a [ __ ] at the time. We’re just like [ __ ] blowing up. Who? Who? Who do you say it is? [ __ ] get him. Yeah. Like let’s [ __ ] go. Like that was it. And then [ __ ] courtesy in your ass, bro. Like that song. Anytime your thumb like [ __ ] yeah. anytime I hear [ __ ] and we did it on the show. I had it for a hot minute in our sound in our sounder thing. Uh the opening to that like any person you just strum the guitar and you just hear that like Yeah. Right. Even right before that, as soon as you hear that guitar [ __ ] twang right off there, you’re like you, this is somebody’s somebody’s going through something. Somebody’s playing Red, White, and Blue right now to like fight off like demons like this. Somebody somebody’s girlfriend girlfriend left him for someone who doesn’t look like him. Yes. Yeah. For sure, dude. Somebody’s girlfriend left him for an Uber driver. No, it was a construction worker who’s union and now has papers. That’s what that was, too. [Music] Americ, you know, he’s not doing a gig economy. He’s filling out a W2 like a normal human being. Hey, I never said he was wasn’t I never said he wasn’t. You said Uber driver. Yeah, there’s a lot of Uber drivers that that all kinds of people are Uber drivers. Doesn’t matter. All kinds of people. I never said this person was not a legal citizen of this country. I made them a construction worker, which gave them better wage. Well, guess what? Well, not if you work your ass off. You Uber all the time. Uber 18 hours a day. The guy in Vegas told me he does. Yeah. Just Uber driver in Vegas, right? Do that. No, I could never do that. I could never do it. I need to actually do something with like my hands. Not even that. Well, maybe. I never thought about that. Never thought about that. Now I had a clean driving record say maybe like a speeding camera or whatever. Yeah, but once you get that, you’re kind of out, I think. I’m not I’m not sure. I don’t know. Um, what was another one on this list? I just saw um Yeah. What’s another What’s another bad song? Master P. Make him say uh it’s the only rap song. [ __ ] you. How about that? Suck a dick, [ __ ] [ __ ] song rules. God damn it. [ __ ] Sound Sound of Silence is on here, dude. What the hell? Is it the Is it the Which version though? The original. The um the original. What? I could see David Draymond’s version from [ __ ] Disturbed being on this list. All right, that’s the next. Not Simon and Garuncle, you piece of [ __ ] Barbie Girls on here. I get that. Shiny happy people. I get quiet. Not qual. [ __ ] you. It’s a ridiculous song. It’s an amazing song. It’s a fun song, but it’s ridiculous. I I get happy when I hear it. Uh Shny, happy people. That’s RM’s worst song. Um yeah, I like RM, but that’s the wor uh Final Counc that that uh keyboard part is just annoying. I get it. But overall, that song’s great. It’s just the keyboard part. That’s kind of annoying. But um overall, Final Countdown is a good song. This [ __ ] how dare you say that is one of the worst [ __ ] songs ever. You piece of straight trash. I [ __ ] hate whoever made this [ __ ] list. Eat dick. Anyway, [Music] No, I’ll tell you why I I say that, Tim. because um the professional wrestler Brian Danielson who works for AEW now um I saw he would always come out to the final countdown uh by Europe and he would get on the second and put his one foot on the top rope and put his hand in the air and everybody would clap to the Dun. It’s the final countdown. Yeah, that’s it’s happened a few times in my life where I’ve screamed that. I uh I found another list here. This is uh top 10 worst cover songs of all time according to according to Rolling Stone. Number 10, William Shatner, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. That was like that whole album where he just kind of like spoke over songs. It was such a weird a weird thing. You’re splitting hairs now. Like that’s that’s that’s like No, that you jam to that, man. You put that on and I I definitely do. Rocket, man. Packed my bags last night. Pre-flight. Sure. I’m going to be as a guy that that’s not on here. Lucy the sky of diamonds is. So apparently in the sky with diamonds again was spoken [ __ ] word. Suck a dick. All right. Why am I the one that has the most appreciation for the arts right now on this [ __ ] podcast? That’s another thing like you just you didn’t you just didn’t get it. You know he was trying something he you know you didn’t get it. You didn’t get it. I don’t know. Um, you have to look at it and for what it was, Shatner being Shatner like that was um, number nine makes a lot. Yeah, this was terrible. Um, Jessica Simpsons, These Boots Are Made for Walking. She did it for the Dukes of Hazard soundtrack, which the Dukes of Hazard movie also ate [ __ ] [Music] Um, I want to apologize on behalf of Tim Denko for anybody who doesn’t appreciate one the video for that and also it is a good version. You shut your [ __ ] mouth. Number one. No, it isn’t. But the video. Cheers. The video. I’ll give you the video. But the song, listen, number one didn’t need to be covered. One of those like why Sinatra. It’s great. It’s a great [ __ ] song. Um, Abra Lavine did Imagine. Yeah, that’s necessary. Um, I don’t remember that one. And I’m glad I don’t. Ry Spears, I love rock and roll. I do remember that. And yeah, I do remember that one. Wasn’t necessary. Oh, this is on the list of the worst covers of all time. This is one that people say is like one of the best covers of all time, including me. Alien At Farm Smooth Criminal. What? That’s Why is it on the list of shut your [ __ ] phone off? Let’s bring up MMA holes.tv and [ __ ] talk about fights cuz I’m over this [ __ ] list. If you’re going to say that’s a bad [ __ ] cover, Rolling Stone magazine, suck my ass. I guarantee I’ll find another list that has that on the top 10 best covers of all time. I guarantee this that got me like I forgot that that was a Michael Jackson song and like for a little while until I realized it and I’m like they do it better than Michael. Um this this next one that pisses me off. That’s what makes me mad. They’re back they’re back on track with this one again. Another Britney Spears. I can’t get no satisfaction. I remember that too. I don’t remember this one. Definitely unnecessary, dude. I bet, dude, she did my prerogative to own her. That’s in this list. I remember that one. Number four, Cheryl Crow, Sweet Child of Mine. Okay. Yeah. Um, Madonna’s American Pie. That was real bad. That was real bad. And I’m surprised that wasn’t number one. Um, number two, Limpiscus Behind Blue Eyes. I wasn’t really the fan to be doing that, honestly. Whoa. Oh, I’m not as not as pissed as I was about um Alien Anor. But this is what number two. No, hold on. Hold on. What is that? You say that’s number two. Oh, what? That’s the according to Ro. [ __ ] you, Rolling Stone. You You have lost all credibility. This is also 14 years old, so there’s nothing. It doesn’t matter. The fact that there is a list where Behind Blue Eyes is one of the worst covers of all time. You could put all right, you could put in the top five the Insane Clown Posi version of Let’s Go All the Way. I would understand it. Why? Yeah, no one’s listening to the ICP. Really good song. I’m biased. No way. That’s true. Ain’t nobody jealous. Everybody goddamn. Yeah, let’s go. The video is dope, but [ __ ] behind blue. That is one of the better new metal covers ever. How dare you, Rolling Stone, say that? Like I maybe or maybe not cry to that song once, maybe twice a year. Maybe the original. No, no, no. The Limb Biscuit version. I’m I’m Of course you do. That That’s Yeah, that that’s not surprising to anyone who’s knows who knows you. That guitar riff that [ __ ] is done by West Clayool is better than [ __ ] Pete Townsen. Like Pete Townsen can’t hold the [ __ ] West Borland. People are going to agree with you here on this, but that’s okay. No, and I understand that. And I But I will I will die on my hill. I watched West Borland do things I’ve never seen any other guitar player do in my life in 2010. So like, no. [ __ ] this list. This [ __ ] list sucks. Like it’s it’s dead already. Number one makes a lot of sense. Although I’d never heard it, but Miley Cyrus smells like Team Spirit. I’m sure that I never listened to it. Now, I’d be okay with it, but her as a teenager, like the 201 like I get that it’s probably was garbage. So, here’s Rolling Stone’s best cover songs of all time. I’ll just go down this list quick. Number one, Jimmy Hendris along the Watchtower. Number two, Johnny Cash Hurt. Number three, Jeff Buckley, Hallelujah. Number four, Joe Crocker with a little help from my friends. Number five, Nirvana, the man who sold the world. Number six, Beatles Twist and Shout. Number seven, White Strikes Jolene. I don’t know if I heard that. Um, eight Nirvana, where did you sleep last night? Nine, Guns and Roses, Knocking on Heaven’s Door. And 10 is um Muse Feeling Good. Muse does have a pretty good version of Feeling Good, but I don’t know if they put top 10. Anyway, that’s the top top 10. I You know what? The White Stripes version of um what was it again? Esquire’s number one is um heard of what was what was the White Stripe song that they did. Jolene [ __ ] Jack White in that song really like sells it amazing. Like it’s it’s him. It’s It’s that whiny Detroit [ __ ] Midwest, you know, whale that he does so perfectly. You want to talk about a band that I’m sad and I’ll never get to see ever, it’s them. Like White Stripes. Oh, White Stripes. Yeah. Well, I mean, are they Oh, everyone’s Is Me White gonna show up to the uh Hall of Fame thing? Also, they put your boy in then if you saw that. Who? Zeon. No, they put him in for Yeah, they did. They Well, they gave him put him in for like um whatever he was up for. Special contribute. What? Something like that. What? Yeah, he got in for I didn’t see this news. Uh, h a uh wait, what? He was inducted as a musical influence. Well, I mean I mean that’s probably the only thing he was ever going to get, but so but hey, he’s in something. Listen, that’s welld deserved. It’s not nothing. Welld deserved for sure. I mean, he wrote so many amazing songs that were hits. He was a songwriter before he was making his own [ __ ] So, it’s like categories and whatnot now. They’re like putting individual songs in and [ __ ] now. So, um it’s like the WWE Hall of Fame putting in matches now. You’re just like, you can’t be the UFC, dude. Like, they the MMA matches can go into Hall of Fames. Pro Wrestling matches. UFC screwed up because I feel like they they made their Hall of Fame is like the newest, but they just put everybody in. It seems like I feel like they made me make it a little more difficult. Not saying there isn’t anyone the people in there aren’t great, aren’t good, but I feel like like baseball like there should be great fighters who not quite get in. That’s how Hall of Fame should be. Be very difficult. Only let the top top top get in. You got to let the obvious in. You can’t like again the fact that Kenny Loftton isn’t in the Hall of Fame right now is a [ __ ] tragedy. Like the Baseball Writers Association should be ashamed of themselves for the pick and the nonpicks they’ve made. Kenny Loftton was only on the ballot one year because he got like no votes so they kicked him off the ballot. That’s how it works. So, but still like it the fact that the a guy with his career numbers being with multiple teams but still being consistent every single [ __ ] year in Kenny Loftton, a guy who I love and respect cuz he one time taught me manners. I ever tell you that story? Yeah, he told me that story 15 or 16 times. Oh, okay. I don’t remember what I’d say on this podcast. I just I do the podcast. That’s what I do. Um, and I produce the podcast and then sometimes post [ __ ] but um, but uh, yeah, he might get in with the veterans committee, but I don’t know. I don’t even know what he’s talking about. It’s a shame. It’s a [ __ ] shame, dude. Straight up. He deserves way more than what he’s gotten. I mean, there’s other people that I mean, well, what I didn’t like is everybody thinking, look, if I got in, he should get in. I’m like, you know what? Have you watched both them play? I mean, yeah, those are two different human beings. Like, Ichiro is a machine. That kind of bothered me. Ichiro was a cyborg. Like, he was he wasn’t real. Kenny was great. I love Kenny, but I each was greatest of all time. Uh, man, I’m looking at this Esquire list of co best cover songs. There’s a bunch of I’ve never heard of bands I never heard. So, I’m I don’t know what the hell’s going on here. Is Dirty Diana by [ __ ] Shaman’s Harvest on there? Dude, no one knows who Shaman’s Harvest is, so no way it’s going to be on here. [ __ ] you. Everybody knows Dragon. I No, not everybody. Um, I mean, I like that cover, but there’s no way it’s gonna be on this list. Um, Dirty Diana. Um, yeah. Who the hell was Hot Chip? It’s number three. Number three is Hot Chips Dancing in the Dark cover. Never even heard of Hot Chip. I have no idea. I may I may know who they are. I know. Hot Action Cop. It’s not. They just They have They have it over Artha Franklin’s Eleanor Riby. It’s above that. And I don’t even know. Artha Franklin covered Eleanor Riby. You never heard that? That’s one. No. Yeah. Um is Five Finger Death Punches? No, it’s not. I’m not even going to look and I know it’s not. Half their albums are covers, man. House of the Rising Sun on there. Tory Amos is Smells Like Team Spirit. I do like that one. I’ve never heard it. I mean, it’s, you know, it’s weird because it’s Tory Emos, but um smells like teen spirit for the Lord. No, not quite that, but um I don’t know who some of these people are. Throw a random number out here. Here’s one you’ll know. 20 cakes. I will survive. [ __ ] Yeah, that’s that’s a wedding song. Like that’s that’s like a drunk you’re about to leave the wedding [ __ ] like it was a party night [ __ ] song and like grandpa still dancing cuz he had three Jack and Cokes that night, you know? It’s a good time. Uh 28 Guns of Roses Living That Die. Um yeah, that was the one that like what was the other one that that was in like the top what was it? 10. What they did? Uh uh I thought Live and Let Die was going to be in the top 10. I love that version of Live and Let Die. Plus also one of my favorite Bond themes. So it’s uh it’s good time. I have to I have to answer this text message. God damn it, Tim. Do you not get push notifications? You son of a [ __ ] I understand. Be cluted. While you’re here, uh, give us a follow if you’re on X and a [ __ ] subscribe with notifications on. Um, I’m both, actually. Let’s just do do this, baby. First, I was afraid. I was petrified. As long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive. One of my favorite music videos of all time is their uh video to um what the long shirt what um whatever it is. Um short shirt long jacket um because it’s just them like playing the song for random people on the street and it’s pretty funny. I’m going to go take a leak real quick because I have to. It just hit me. I’ll be right back. Y’all are sick. Okay. Sorry. I’m texting someone. This is important. I’m going to a tournament in Columbus next weekend and for like Friday to Sunday, I’m stay with my buddy. Sorry, I’m texting. He asked me if I’m still going to be there. Answer is yes, I’m still going to be there on Sunday, but my nieces will be playing. or at least until they lose. Sorry, I’m still taxing. Anyway, they’ll be done playing at like Oh, that’s not lime like like 7:30 on. Sorry, this is a very entertaining. Waiting for Ray to come back when I’m sending a very important text. :30 on Friday and like 5 on Saturday. Anyway, got a couple doctor’s appointments tomorrow, so I should probably go to bed. Um, I mean, I’m Hold on. One of them I’m not allowed to eat so long before Hold on. Let me see when it is. I need to know that. Is it in my calendar? I hope so. Ultrasound 6 hours. So, 10. So, 4:00 a.m. So, I need to be I just need to start crushing food until 4:00 a.m. Okay. I think I could probably handle that. It’s better if I’m asleep. Then I do better not eating when I’m sleeping cuz yeah, if I eat and we’ll ruin the whole test and that will be a whole thing. We don’t want that. Anyway, this is my buddy Sean Lynch tomorrow. I’m excited for that. I haven’t seen Shawn in a while, year or so at least. And uh looking love Sean. He’s the man. Oh. Anyway, uh usually the show’s better or sometimes it’s worse. You don’t know. Um you never know. Although I’m tired and hungry. I want to be done today. We can be okay. All right, guys. We’ll talk to you every single Tuesday and Thursday. Uh this Tuesday, episode 400. Oh, yeah. What are we doing for that? Nothing. Um I mean, we could probably get like Andrew Law. Yeah, he’s he um has judo. Um later I’ll hit up Sam Ali again. See if he wants to come on. He’s blowing us off. You must have been mean to him. I was very I read you the message. It was quite respectful. I’m sure it was fine. Um but uh yeah, follow up with people and how about $400 in donations, everyone? We can do it. $400 in donations. We have links everywhere, um, including on our X page if you want to donate, you sexy [ __ ] We appreciate all of you. We’ll be talking about the UFC 256, uh, UFC Fight Night 256, Gilbert Burns, Emma Rice, and, uh, don’t really care. We’ll watch it a little bit. Maybe uh maybe do some stuff and we’ll see you at the Kumatain fam. Bye everybody. Bye bye bye semi. Yo yo Tank Abby here and you’re checking out the Bro Plat podcast with Tim Denko and Ray Hiklack. Check it out. Get down. It’s kicks ass.

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🥊 UFC Fight Night 256 Main Card (May 17, 2025, UFC Apex, Las Vegas):

Welterweight: Gilbert Burns vs. Michael Morales

Heavyweight:
Curtis Blaydes vs. Rizvan Kuniev

Lightweight:
Sodiq Yusuff vs. Mairon Santos

Light Heavyweight:
Rodolfo Bellato vs. Paul Craig

Middleweight:
Nursulton Ruziboev vs. Dustin Stoltzfus👉

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