Gay Guy Ranks Edmonton Oilers Players By Hotness

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I’m not a hockey fan, or even a sports fan. I don’t know anything about statistics or positions. When I do find myself watching sports, my only metric for judging teams and players is how hot the guys are, which is what I found myself doing when my friend won tickets to attend a watch party for an Edmonton Oilers vs. LA Kings game on Wednesday. The next day, I recorded this.

So, who’s the top hottie in the Edmonton Oilers? Could it be fan favourite Connor McDavid? Other fan favourite Leon Draisaitl? Some other guy I guess? Whatever. I dunno who else is popular.

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Chapters:
00:00 Viktor Arvidsson
01:22 Evan Bouchard
02:28 Connor Brown
03:57 Joshua Brown
04:53 Cam Dineen
06:02 Leon Draisaitl
07:23 Mattias Ekholm
08:15 Ty Emberson
09:08 Trent Frederic
10:17 Adam Henrique
10:51 Zach Hyman
11:51 Mattias Janmark
12:28 Max Jones
13:08 Evander Kane
13:55 Kasperi Kapanen
14:31 John Klingberg
15:13 Brett Kulak
16:39 Connor McDavid
17:23 Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
18:16 Darnell Nurse
19:22 Corey Perry
20:08 Calvin Pickard
20:48 Vasily Podkolzin
21:26 Olivier Rodrigue
22:17 Derek Ryan
22:58 Jeff Skinner
23:45 Stuart Skinner
24:46 Troy Stecher
26:01 Jake Walman