How many Petterssons are too many?
When the Vancouver Canucks’ lineup becomes a Pettersson-powered glitch in the Matrix… 🏒🤯
John Shorthouse, Vancouver’s broadcaster, stares at the roster. Elias Pettersson. Marcus Pettersson. Rookie Elias Pettersson and says: “HELP ME, DAVE… I’VE ENTERED THE PETTERSSON-VERSE.”
How YOU can help:
👉 Tag someone who’d accidentally call their dog “Pettersson” for a week after this.
👉 Drop a 🥅 if you’ve already pre-ordered your “I Survived the Elias-pocalypse” merch.
or Drop a 🧊 if you’re secretly waiting for the day they clone a fourth. 🤷🏼‍♂️
