[Ryanne Giroux] Good morning Ottawa. Giroux’s car was stolen last night and is currently actively driving… unable to get ahold of Ottawa Police until 10am… looking for other suggestions/to hear from other people in Ontario who have sadly had to deal with this recently.
by ClearSightss
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Gritty…?
She calls him Giroux?
Hopefully Ottawa handles stolen cars a bit differently than Philly police do… which is to say not at all.
10AM? Somebody needs to slap some butts at the Ottawa PD and get them going on the case.
I lived in Ottawa from December to May. Saw the Sens-Devils game.
It is a beautiful city, but drug addicts are everywhere. The government gives addicts drugs up there. Twice I found one sleeping in my foyer. They find unlocked cars and sleep in them.
Car thefts are common. It sucks this happened to the Girouxs.
This would never happen in Philly!!
*checks notes*
Never mind, it totally would 😭
Put Bob on it, I hear he’s back on the force
So I read this as “Giroux’s career was stolen” so the fact it’s just a car for a millionaire star athlete let me breathe a sigh of relief.
But what the fuck? 10 am?
[Ottawa PD showing up to work](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/uqtyvz/boy_its_getting_harder_and_harder_to_make_it_here/)