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Devils Player Grid | Slowest Devil Of All Time



Both Scotts are on the board now, like God intended.

by Imsorrymanyt

34 Comments

  2. DickOnesie

    Richard Matvichuk….anyone that remembers him knows this is the choice

  5. xdionx

    Rob Skrlac. Only played 8 games because my god was he so slow.

  6. 514978

    Gotta go Maroon. Big Rig didn’t have many gears.

  12. chris_banana

    Nikita Gusev looked like he was skating in quicksand

  14. xbassistdoodx

    Krys Barch

    Cam Jansen (he had a max achievable speed before a guaranteed wipeout, like a video game character using too much boost)

    Any goalie 

    Some of the bubble players of recent like Stefan Matteau, Seth Helgeson, etc.

  15. Gluske

    I want to say Gusev, at least in comparison to his peers

  16. fartswhenhappy

    Dave Andreychuk by a very wide margin. Glaciers move faster.

  19. PM180

    I don’t really disagree with the choice, but man, I wish Michael McLeod’s face wasn’t one of the first things I see every day when I open reddit.

  22. OrganizationOne8394

    Seth Helgeson is the slowest Devil I’ve ever seen play in the NHL, current rosters slowest player is Bastian.

  26. Willing-Bear4862

    I feel Clowe was slow and I don’t know why.

  27. brodeur3090

    Dano claims he would lose a race to the zamboni while he was active

  29. JesseBrown

    Volchenkov wasn’t exactly a speed demon

  30. Spade18

    Cam Janssen skated like he was the guy in a hockey movie who couldn’t skate

  31. Tommydean22

    Shanahan when he came back before his career ended

  32. McRibs2024

    Brings me joy two of these guys are active roster

  34. Subject1337

    The post did not specify that it couldn’t be a goalie…

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