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Elias Pettersson off-season training regime.



It's totally real and I won't hear otherwise!





by grooverocker

27 Comments

  2. Apprehensive-Tea4881

    That’s the biggest Swedish meatball I’ve ever seen.

  3. Saaaintniiiick

    False Petey legally cannot grow hair

  4. RefrigeratorMotor832

    Ceci still in the division so I’m sure he’ll be feeling the difference in back and shoulder strength in a few months or so.

  5. jack_flash_

    … and after his workout he rode his electric scooter home.

  6. MarvelousOxman

    Why did I think this was a big melon or squash on a stick he was about to smash?

  8. diggidydangidy

    Petey better be on tren this off-season.

  10. Total_Insect_4042

    Fuck that is intense! Then there is me eating cheezies and drinking beer saying “score more goals!”

  11. y2shanny

    Weak shit Petey. You’re supposed to smash that club into your ball bag repeatedly. That’s how you develop power.

  12. imprezivone

    Looks like he’s training to go live in the Amazon or something. Lol

  13. jonusfatson

    “Getting Orca It” with Petey Foddy

  14. Shazzam001

    lol, when I saw this I thought of making the same post 

  15. notarealredditor69

    Fuck Petey looking like a Ragnarsson

  16. Phanyxx

    Omg, that was my first thought seeing this as well, haha. Y’all told him to bulk up this summer!

  18. KingVikram

    If this was Pettersson we would have a cup right now.

  20. JustAnotherMark604

    This is EP’s Dark Knight Rises arc

  21. Fowlhowler

    Drug test?😂 like bros put some muscle on

  22. SmallKiwi

    The facial expressions… Very convincing

  23. Polaris07

    If Petey gets ripped like this it’s lights out for the league

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