To be fair, every time Nils BIG HOG Höglander scores a goal, the Canuck fanbase has a collective orgasm.
Edit: Oops it’s Aman. Wrong Nils.
RMNVBE
This is exactly what AI was invented for! WERE NUMBER 1!
BIFAL
10/10 offseason content. This is why I’m here.
yepireckon
And the fans are the most attractive, sexy and smart and coolest too
Monk44
STOP THE POLLS
memorieswriter
I mean, if they didn’t take out Boes, that’s a massive outlier in our favor. But still, we’re obviously the hottest.
vannuck74
Has anyone been able to find a list including all 32 teams? I’m annoyingly curious as to where all the teams finished, but I can’t seem to find a full list.
JTMilleriswortha1st
Our Handsome/60 is off the charts
Jazzlike_Kick_5434
Well yeah, anyone who saw the Canucks AI girl versions yearbook already knows this.
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This is why they chose Aman over Podkolzin
To be fair, every time Nils BIG HOG Höglander scores a goal, the Canuck fanbase has a collective orgasm.
Edit: Oops it’s Aman. Wrong Nils.
This is exactly what AI was invented for! WERE NUMBER 1!
10/10 offseason content. This is why I’m here.
And the fans are the most attractive, sexy and smart and coolest too
STOP THE POLLS
I mean, if they didn’t take out Boes, that’s a massive outlier in our favor. But still, we’re obviously the hottest.
Has anyone been able to find a list including all 32 teams? I’m annoyingly curious as to where all the teams finished, but I can’t seem to find a full list.
Our Handsome/60 is off the charts
Well yeah, anyone who saw the Canucks AI girl versions yearbook already knows this.
Sexiest coach too
This is the real reason why we didn’t sign Kessel last season. Allvin was afraid the team might become [too attractive](https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3115131/kessel_3.jpg).
This is the real Stanley Cup
All their wifes and girl friends are off the charts
Agree
Aman? You could use his eyebrows as a level. It’s gotta be Prince Charming.
Also humans.
I mean, in a game of kiss-marry-kill between Brock, Garland, and Miller, it’s a tough fucking ask