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SCORCHING Hot-Take Predictions For The Upcoming Canucks Season!



Vancouver is hot right now, really hot. It’s not just because of the sun, it’s also because of these scorching hot-takes! In this video, I share three fun predictions for the upcoming Canucks season! Is it October yet?

0:33 Jonathan Lekkerimaki will win the Calder
2:05 Vincent Desharnais will be a top-pairing defender
3:20 Vasili Podkolzin will score 30 goals

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18 Comments

  1. You should keep out of the sun.

    Think your brain is melting.

    Desharnais who couldn’t crack the bottom pair in Edmonton in the finals will play first pairing?

    Drink some water, get some shade buddy.

    This team has 4 top 6 players

    2 top 4 D the rest are all bottom pairing guys if not 7-8 D in any contender

    This team is beyond overrated.

  2. I would be both surprised and delighted if …
    1.Lekkerimaki gets time in the bigs, nevermind a Calder!? Bold!
    2.Liking the idea Desjarlais of leveling up! Huggy needs a big man.
    3.Podz has had it rough. I was predicting Malhotra works some magic on him, and teaches him to PK.

    My hot takes

    Silovs falters and Tolopilo takes the net from him

    Sprong Petey and Debrusk light it up and dominate the league, all scoring over 30.

    Canucks have all forwards with 15 minimum goals

    OK not as hot as yours 🔥 but you took the good ones! 😂

  3. Your opening shot is a Kodachrome photograph from English Bay in the 1970s. I know, I used it on a Facebook post 6 years ago.
    Podz 30 goals : not a chance.
    Huggy and Eiffel on a pair? Maybe
    Lekker as RotY? A lot of floating variables have to land favorably for that to unfold.
    Good video!

  4. Demko is done: serious injuries to goalie-necessary parts of the body like groin and knees will make him tentative and cautious just enough to dull his edge. Hope I’m wrong but have seen the same types of injuries push top goalies out.

  5. i think, with two fresh years, podz doesn’t become a scorer, but comes into his own as a power forward going for hits and being more physical in our bottom six.
    after multiple coaching changes and an injury that left him convulsing in abbotsford last year, the new contract to me means mgmt wants to believe in him.

    maybe it’s coping, but i think he’s got a good shot this year if camp goes well

  6. Funny guy–I hope this channel makes enough to support your drug addiction -not judging I like getting high too–in any event in all seriousness I hope just one take comes true and that is that some mean bastard plays with hughes.Podz might be a 10-15 goal scorer if he isn't traded after an unimpressive camp and Lekker is only on the team if one of Podz/Aman/PDG is shipped out.Tocc did make a very cryptic comment about Lekker being surprisingly impressive so maybe the kid has a shot.Cheers thanks and don't take this as anything other than the ramblings of a madman

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