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You have been blessed by Saint Oettinger. This only happens every 700 Battle of Alberta’s and blesses the last team to beat Saint Oettinger with miraculous goaltending for 7 games. Praise Scorch.



You have been blessed by Saint Oettinger. This only happens every 700 Battle of Alberta’s and blesses the last team to beat Saint Oettinger with miraculous goaltending for 7 games. Praise Scorch.

by scaggispancashire

5 Comments

  1. Spiiterz

    The curse looks at your tribute and laughs

  2. Hanzel-the-Panzel

    Pretty sure a blessing with bad grammar is doomed to backfire.

  3. tilldeathdoiparty

    Why would we want this?

    Ottinger can go suck a lemon until he knocks Edmonton out of the playoffs.

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