Your 2023-2025 Vancouver Canucks

45 Comments

1. 

   johnnyzunami 2 years ago

   As per shitposting summer tradition

2. 

   AllthingskinkCA 2 years ago

   I love hockey

3. 

   beesonmyknees 2 years ago

   Hoglander is a rocket

4. 

   Vagus10 2 years ago

   😑

5. 

   YaboiMiro 2 years ago

   Quality shit post! 🤣 

6. 

   mrg3392 2 years ago

   Theodora Bluegar looking pretty good 👀

7. 

   nihilism_ftw 2 years ago

   Who is 2nd photo, 2nd row, column 1?

8. 

   TotesMyGoatse 2 years ago

   I’m having some strange feelings…

9. 

   Agreeable-Bid-4535 2 years ago

   Damn…I’d bop every one of them dudes…I mean chics…I mean…wait what?

10. 

    julesieee 2 years ago

    Elissa Pettersson, Jacey Tracey Miller, Queen Hughes, and Nelia Hoglinda ❤️🤤🤤🥵

    Andrea Kuzmenka 😭😭😭

    Erica Tochett 💀

11. 

    AccomplishedAd4995 2 years ago

    okay podkolzin 😍

12. 

    djblackprince 2 years ago

    I’m so confused

13. 

    nodarknesswillendure 2 years ago

    The offseason content we both need and deserve

14. 

    Airshock13 2 years ago

    Zadorova is making me feel things

15. 

    westcoaster86 2 years ago

    Ms. Myers’ neck is accurately represented.

16. 

    Rudd_Threebeers 2 years ago

    Dakota Joshua (already a girl name)…hello

17. 

    ISurvivedCOVID19 2 years ago

    Equally cursed and hilarious

18. 

    k1ngp1ne 2 years ago

    The Canucks are so hot right now

19. 

    Sad_Initiative_2901 2 years ago

    Linus and hog. Oh baby

20. 

    themightythorgy 2 years ago

    Brockolina Boeser is a cutie.

21. 

    skyequinnwrites 2 years ago

    I like how it’s obvious who’s who just based on general face shape/neck

22. 

    mediocreguitarist604 2 years ago

    Casey sure has kind eyes… 👀

    Female Zadorov could be Borat’s next wife, ripe for plowing fields.

    Willander at the end there looks like a Swedish indie pop singer.

23. 

    ArchimedesHeel 2 years ago

    Nikolina Zadorov looking like she just stumbled away from Hastings and Main.

24. 

    brodiefilm 2 years ago

    Can we not fucking do this

25. 

    drakethesnake94 2 years ago

    I’m sad that whoever is on Page 2 Row 3 Column 1 isn’t a real person 😞

26. 

    kumanoodle 2 years ago

    Where’s Joshua?

27. 

    dl9500 2 years ago

    Won’t recognize any of them in May, once their playoff beards fill in!

28. 

    Heroiism 2 years ago

    Dak could get it idc

29. 

    NotaRussianChabot 2 years ago

    Canucks reddit is undefeated

30. 

    ChuckFeathers 2 years ago

    Certified Beauticians every one.

31. 

    nnwan225 2 years ago

    Smash, next.

32. 

    Rahtgooves 2 years ago

    Haha where the sedin sisters at? Asking for a friend (Bolland)

33. 

    Wulfgangrene 2 years ago

    Quinnie Hughes

34. 

    JustAnotherMark604 2 years ago

    Speaking of heatwave

35. 

    cormack49 2 years ago

    I’ve spent too much time looking at the post and now I’m confused about stuff

36. 

    AhSum89 2 years ago

    Smash, next question

37. 

    Opie43 2 years ago

    TIL that Cindy Crawford is actually just Rick Tochett with a wig.

38. 

    the_chaco_kid 2 years ago

    I have the weirdest boner right now

39. 

    DaftFunky 2 years ago

    Demko wtf ,🥵🥵🥵

40. 

    Arkroma 2 years ago

    Does anyone have an answer key for this? Most of them I can figure out but page 2 row 2 second from left next to Bains has me flummoxed.

41. 

    Icy-Wing-3092 2 years ago

    Smash

42. 

    60poor 2 years ago

    Shelovs’ got that crazy eye

43. 

    JustWannaChill82 2 years ago

    Please don’t ever post this again. Gna give me nightmares

44. 

    solowsoloist 2 years ago

    Canucks new ice girls?

45. 

    boowayo 2 years ago

    I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me