I feel like if we get too top heavy we’re just going to become another version of Toronto.
n00bxQb
Gaborik + Cammalleri to Vancouver E5
Twatts71
Was doing the Grouse Grind this morning and someone behind me said “hey fatass get out of the way!” Turned around and couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw Jake Guentzel. Tears in my eyes. Summer of Allvin
JealousArt1118
Anyone else here old enough to remember “Joe Sakic’s Barbecue Salesman” tale from the early days of HFboards?
CraftierAverage
Whats his deal atm. Is he a UFA? and if thats the case he technically cant sign until the free agent season starts since that goes against the rules?
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Pfft, let me know when he’s buying a BBQ at Canadian Tire.
Saaaintniiiick
Lynn Valley?? In this economy?? Mans getting paid
KPDF81
These are the types of tweets that should never happen
Tokasmoka420
No realtor worth thier salt is going to jeopardize a multi million dollar sale just to brag to thier buddy or the internet.
neksys
The tweet is here if anyone is interested, it was posted yesterday. Read through Conte’s replies, it is very obviously a joke. [https://x.com/ChrisConte79/status/1803571020277883284](https://x.com/ChrisConte79/status/1803571020277883284)
intelligentx5
Isn’t Chris Conte a meme account that stirs shit up? Lol
Sibs
Remember when Ryan Johansen was seen at a McDonalds drive through? That was enough for rumours
YouCanFucough
I will not take my pills I will not take my pills I will not take my pills I will not take my pills
It’s practically silly season and I’m gonna let myself believe outlandish things. Guentzel to Beautiful British Columbia LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
John__47
American
Not signing in canada
Weak willed gambling addic too
Better off without
Donnt need white evander kane
xizrtilhh
I’m a Door Dash driver and I delivered 8 baconators to his hotel room this morning.
ChadraguptaMaurya
I saw Jake Guentzel at the Kitsilano Whole Foods yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
julesieee
Remember when there were rumours that Phil Kessel was house hunting with a realtor in Abbotsford? 🥲
Embarrassed_Weird600
Maybe he’s looking to rent to international students;)
Impressive-Oil-5028
He was seen at Steel and Oak sipping on a hoppy IPA today!
beats_86
Ohtani on the plane time situation here…
Foxwasahero
One would think Jake could afford a realtor with a lil professionalism…
Chefpatrick871
You guys sign him I’m buying the jersey! (Big pens and Jake fan).
slingerofpoisoncups
I guess 10M+ a year still can’t afford Point Grey
Semprovictus
and that realtor will never get hockey business again… lol
CheesecakeOdd2087
Is this going to be the Canuck version of “Shohei’s on a plane to Toronto”?
CitizenRU
If you know Chris, you know this is a perfectly executed shitpost 😂
Striking_Economy5049
Sushi party, 50 guests
Key-Investment6888
“you’re telling me my 1st year salary after taxes will all go to my house in north van? screw that!”
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If there’s any validity to this wouldn’t it be tampering if we’re talking to him or his agent about signing?
Is Chris a reliable source 😅
I will not get Marian Gaborik’d again
I don’t want Planegate either thanks.
Yeah there’s no way man.
Currently on a plane to Vancouver 👀👀👀👀👀
Take this with a grain of salt. Same realtor was said to be showing a place to Marion gaborik as well. 🤦
This is garbage. Chris Conte seems to be running for mayor in Sekeresville.
I saw his dog at the park 👀
I’m pretty sure they’re trolling with these sightings of Jake on Twitter lol
This is another one https://x.com/dekeypete1640/status/1803854842697519132?s=46&t=7fabqgtgp69dNA1d51vxFw
##We don’t have good luck with Jake’s!
This again? Try harder wow.
I think Chris is meming here
I feel like if we get too top heavy we’re just going to become another version of Toronto.
Gaborik + Cammalleri to Vancouver E5
Was doing the Grouse Grind this morning and someone behind me said “hey fatass get out of the way!” Turned around and couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw Jake Guentzel. Tears in my eyes. Summer of Allvin
Anyone else here old enough to remember “Joe Sakic’s Barbecue Salesman” tale from the early days of HFboards?
Whats his deal atm. Is he a UFA? and if thats the case he technically cant sign until the free agent season starts since that goes against the rules?
Pfft, let me know when he’s buying a BBQ at Canadian Tire.
Lynn Valley?? In this economy?? Mans getting paid
These are the types of tweets that should never happen
No realtor worth thier salt is going to jeopardize a multi million dollar sale just to brag to thier buddy or the internet.
The tweet is here if anyone is interested, it was posted yesterday. Read through Conte’s replies, it is very obviously a joke. [https://x.com/ChrisConte79/status/1803571020277883284](https://x.com/ChrisConte79/status/1803571020277883284)
Isn’t Chris Conte a meme account that stirs shit up? Lol
Remember when Ryan Johansen was seen at a McDonalds drive through? That was enough for rumours
I will not take my pills I will not take my pills I will not take my pills I will not take my pills
It’s practically silly season and I’m gonna let myself believe outlandish things. Guentzel to Beautiful British Columbia LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
American
Not signing in canada
Weak willed gambling addic too
Better off without
Donnt need white evander kane
I’m a Door Dash driver and I delivered 8 baconators to his hotel room this morning.
I saw Jake Guentzel at the Kitsilano Whole Foods yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Remember when there were rumours that Phil Kessel was house hunting with a realtor in Abbotsford? 🥲
Maybe he’s looking to rent to international students;)
He was seen at Steel and Oak sipping on a hoppy IPA today!
Ohtani on the plane time situation here…
One would think Jake could afford a realtor with a lil professionalism…
You guys sign him I’m buying the jersey! (Big pens and Jake fan).
I guess 10M+ a year still can’t afford Point Grey
and that realtor will never get hockey business again… lol
Is this going to be the Canuck version of “Shohei’s on a plane to Toronto”?
If you know Chris, you know this is a perfectly executed shitpost 😂
Sushi party, 50 guests
“you’re telling me my 1st year salary after taxes will all go to my house in north van? screw that!”