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Petey scooting about after his morning presser



Petey scooting about after his morning presser

by dmonator

41 Comments

  1. PaperMoonShine

    Scootin’ and Dootin’ into your DMs

  2. slutandthefalcon

    Is it legal to be carrying that large a package on a scooter 👀👀👀

  3. calicalicalicat

    Ooops, I thought it is a fake but it looks like he really did it. Hope he awakes the dragon tonight. 🙌🏼😊💙💚

  4. kneejerk_nuck

    Just laughing in our faces. Clearly just floating through life and playoffs. Should’ve at least been rollerblading and working on his stride.

  5. Internal-Yak6260

    Scooter brother.!

    I need a good scoot to clear my mind sometimes.

  6. Responsible-Lead6160

    THIS IS ISANNEEEE😭😭🫶🏻Gotta love this man

  7. helixflush

    “I need get away from the media and go for a ride”…. Instantly gets posted riding his scooter to social media

  8. ProfessorOfLogic1

    If you zoom in you can actually see what’s weighing him down on the ice

  9. SamuraiPizzaCats

    Did you chant ‘Let’s go Petey’ at least??

  10. CrankyFranky69

    Petey did that interview then straight up scooted tf out😎

  11. Gotta put into this guys’ contract to wear a darn helment on scooters.

  12. arashinoko

    Just rolling up Burrard without a care in the world

  13. johnnyzunami

    100% his blasting some emotional Celine Dion songs clearing his headspace for tonight!

  14. BodybuilderSalt9807

    Did the team take his car away as punishment for his poor play?

    Crazy they would allow this during the playoffs. He could get injured

  15. this looks like the Burrard Street Bridge! that’s a great bike lane! scoot on petey

  16. Sinochick

    Didn’t Luongo take walks along the Seawall during the 2011 Cup run to clear his head? This is probably the 2024 equivalent

  17. jackfrench9

    The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.

    Petey right now is going through something he’s never experienced before. It’s gonna suck for him but in the long term, hopefully it leads to a stronger resolve and some coping mechanisms when the goals dry up.

    The kid’s gonna be okay. And I use the word ‘kid’ deliberately. He barely has a fully formed pre-frontal cortex. He’ll be alright. Hopefully the change comes ASAP.

  18. Toch definitely sending this guy back to Europe.

  19. CanadaKC

    He’s got a rager going while contemplating the damage he’s going to inflict on

  20. misanthrope2327

    You got a shout-out from Elliot Friedman lol

  21. Saaaintniiiick

    Maybe I’m not up with the times but I didn’t know scooters were so popular

  22. That $2000 scooter took him 5 seconds at work to pay for

  23. staniel_mortgage

    Going for a rip always clears your head.

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