GETA YOUR ASSES UP. ITS FUCKING GAME 4. DONT SIT HERE AND GET COMFY. JOB’S NOT FINISHED. DONT GET PENISY. PLAY OUR GAME AND KEEP FIGHTING. RANGERS FANS IN THE SOUTH, WE NEED YOU LOUD AS FUCK TONIGHT.
Dont fucking celebrate early. Jobs not finished. We still got a long ass road ahead of us. Carolina is still a good team, they were only 3 points behind us in the regular season. We gotta finish this series first before we look at anything
NoahBagels
Flying down from LGA in a few hours to cheer them on. LGR!!!!
Charming_Voice2778
Let’s kick their asses tonight!! They will certainly have 20+ shots first period and come out flying and physical!!! Be ready and keep stepping in the gas boys!!!!
Trocheck and bitch boy guentzel will determine the game !!!
Let’s gooooooo!!!!
LilMissLinNim
Don’t get comfy, indeed. The series has been close, despite the outcome. If they’d converted even a handful of their 15 PP’s so far, it might be a different story. I’m not gonna celebrate until I see them with a lead when the final buzzer sounds. They have four games in which to do it. I said Rangers in 6, so I have to stick to that.
KCLightning
I need to snooze for like 15 more min.
JayTee245
our works not done!
_TalkingIsHard_
Definitely can’t get penisey. This is obviously a must win for the Canes and we know they are going to be desperate. Hopefully that leads to them taking stupid penalties that we can capitalize on, but we need to play a smart game.
BroccRL
I would like to formally apologize for the penisiness displayed in the insta video I posted, let it serve as an example to show us how not to behave
NJ_Yankees_Fan
After a bullshit loss for the Knicks last night, definitely need a Ranger sweep tonight and another Yankee win. Let’s go!
RockinRich631
Let’s go, boys! Time to bust out the brooms again and wish the Candy Canes a nice summer. Should be a doozy…
LGR!! !!!
Ch33zw4g0n
Leaving for Raleigh soon. Won’t be commenting on here during the game. If you’re there and you hear the Rangers goal song, you’ll know. Let’s get rowdy tonight! I don’t expect to be able to talk too much tomorrow. CANES ARE DESPERATE AND WILL BE PULLING ANY DIRTY TRICK THEY CAN! LETS GO RANGERS!
ElectraGlacier
End the series tonight.
GurfMcBurf
Keep that foot on the gas pedal and end this; shock em all! 🔴⚪️🔵
_Noah93
LGR
RowBoatInspector
Hope the fellas straight up bury the Canes tonight. So sick of the media narrative that the Rangers don’t deserve to be 3-0 or 7-0 or *ACTUALLY* if you look at _____ the Rangers are getting outplayed
Been saying it for weeks — this team just wins games. And that’s all that matters. Will be a big effort to close the Canes out tonight, just got to keep playing our game and the rest will follow. LGR
_Noah93
Let’s finish it tonight and have a nice long rest, let foxy try and heal up from whatever he’s dealing with, give Igor some rest, and let the other teams beat the crap out of eachother. Let’s not give them one.
mrpark3s
Looks like the weather will clear up tonight. Let’s get it done. The only thing that needs to watch out for hurricanes is the local golf course.
powderedtoastmen
Who is going tonight? I’m in town and going to buy a single seat. Would rather sit near like minded individuals as I try to not get overly penisey.
ArchMalone
This has been way closer than the series record shows. But if we play our game the best we know we can, I think we’ll be okay. One game at a time.
SquarePegRoundWorld
I’ll be there in a “vintage” home Leech jersey adding to the noise from the blue-shirt fans! I wanna sneak a broom in but I don’t have the balls to try. Don’t wanna jinx it too.
Key-Tip-7521
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’M AWAKE AND WOKE UP THIS MORNING TO SEE THE AMOUNT PENISY POSTS AND THE “WE GOT THIS” STUFF! WHAT ARE WE? PETE ALONSO AND THE FUCKING METS?! THE JOB’S NOT FINISHED! Okay. Today, our heroes are up 3-0 in the series. A HUGE OPPORTUNITY to bury this team. Word is, the Canes 77 Antichrist is summoning everything. The ghosts of fallen Confederate Soldiers, as well his “associates in the garbage business” aka Scumbag Richie Aprile to intimidate the players and fans at the game. Lav is pissed, The players are pissed, WE’RE ALL PISSED! This team is gonna be motivated! Anyway, folks, this episode I was like, “Ya know, should I use the same name as Game 3? Or do something w/a Civil War themed episode?” And I decided, WHY NOT BOTH?! So, on this episode of Rangers Hockey Stanley Cup Playoffs Edition: >!*Wagon Wheel Reprise*!<*/The Fall of Raleigh.* Unlike what the Union Army did back in 1865(where the city wasn’t destroyed), our Ranger heroes have the chance to bury the Canes. Another opportunity, to show that the Rangers have that killer instinct. But, tonight, I know and everyone here knows that the Canes will show their best effort tonight. So, that leads into this. What should the Rangers do tonight? Well the obvious for one and two is; **get the first goal and take the crowd(**that aren’t Ranger fans) **out of it and the second, survive the first 10 minutes.** While yes the Rangers somewhat did survive the first ten minutes(but Canes scored), if the Rangers can do those first two things, doubt creeps into the heads of the Canes and their “fans”. Third, this one is a big one as well. **Protect home plate and the blue paint.** Most of the Canes are getting their goals in the high danger area w/tip in and physical play in front of Igor. Fourth: **Make the Canes take empty calorie shots.** Aka Low Danger area. From the Boards. If that could happen, great. Fifth: **Stay out of the Box.** Again, the PK is beasting. But, stay out of the box. 6th: **No Instagram Hockey.** Really simple. Finally the last two, **Play a 60 minute game of hockey, and play with a killer instinct.** Bury this team. The Canes are desperate. Rangers gotta match their desperation.
My Spidey Senses are tingling that, while the Power Play didn’t score last game, the Rangers will get one. From Mr. Powerplay himself. Horsemeat Kreids. From his office. Laf will get one as well to spite that Hockey Terrorist(who shall remained nameless). Ya know who needs a goal? the 3rd Line. Kakko, Wennberg, Cuylle. But a Chytil goal (if he plays) would blow the roof off the building. Rempe(if he plays) or someone whacks Canes 77 Antichrist as well. Fox and Bread will bake and my guy Vinny Gabagool will be a pest.
A huge opportunity. A Golden Opportunity. To bury the Canes once and for all. Rangers have to play w/that killer instinct tonight and bury the Canes. Expect the Canes to go for it. DONT LOOK A HEAD, DON’T COUNT WINS, FOCUS ON TONIGHT’S GAME AND TONIGHT’S GAME ONLY! One shift, One Period, One Game at a time. Time to in the words of Tony Soprano, “Send the Canes into the Witness Protection Program.” Positive Vibes yo. Positive Vibes.
Bring some Jam. lgr
NYRFan153
LETS GO RANGERSSSS
mixtapemalibumusk
Ill be screamin from the open seas at 1am tonight for puckdrop in Europe!!! LETS GO RANGERS !!!
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Dont fucking celebrate early. Jobs not finished. We still got a long ass road ahead of us. Carolina is still a good team, they were only 3 points behind us in the regular season. We gotta finish this series first before we look at anything
Flying down from LGA in a few hours to cheer them on. LGR!!!!
Let’s kick their asses tonight!! They will certainly have 20+ shots first period and come out flying and physical!!! Be ready and keep stepping in the gas boys!!!!
Trocheck and bitch boy guentzel will determine the game !!!
Let’s gooooooo!!!!
Don’t get comfy, indeed. The series has been close, despite the outcome. If they’d converted even a handful of their 15 PP’s so far, it might be a different story. I’m not gonna celebrate until I see them with a lead when the final buzzer sounds. They have four games in which to do it. I said Rangers in 6, so I have to stick to that.
I need to snooze for like 15 more min.
our works not done!
Definitely can’t get penisey. This is obviously a must win for the Canes and we know they are going to be desperate. Hopefully that leads to them taking stupid penalties that we can capitalize on, but we need to play a smart game.
I would like to formally apologize for the penisiness displayed in the insta video I posted, let it serve as an example to show us how not to behave
After a bullshit loss for the Knicks last night, definitely need a Ranger sweep tonight and another Yankee win. Let’s go!
Let’s go, boys! Time to bust out the brooms again and wish the Candy Canes a nice summer. Should be a doozy…
LGR!! !!!
Leaving for Raleigh soon. Won’t be commenting on here during the game. If you’re there and you hear the Rangers goal song, you’ll know. Let’s get rowdy tonight! I don’t expect to be able to talk too much tomorrow. CANES ARE DESPERATE AND WILL BE PULLING ANY DIRTY TRICK THEY CAN! LETS GO RANGERS!
End the series tonight.
Keep that foot on the gas pedal and end this; shock em all! 🔴⚪️🔵
LGR
Hope the fellas straight up bury the Canes tonight. So sick of the media narrative that the Rangers don’t deserve to be 3-0 or 7-0 or *ACTUALLY* if you look at _____ the Rangers are getting outplayed
Been saying it for weeks — this team just wins games. And that’s all that matters. Will be a big effort to close the Canes out tonight, just got to keep playing our game and the rest will follow. LGR
Let’s finish it tonight and have a nice long rest, let foxy try and heal up from whatever he’s dealing with, give Igor some rest, and let the other teams beat the crap out of eachother. Let’s not give them one.
Looks like the weather will clear up tonight. Let’s get it done. The only thing that needs to watch out for hurricanes is the local golf course.
Who is going tonight? I’m in town and going to buy a single seat. Would rather sit near like minded individuals as I try to not get overly penisey.
This has been way closer than the series record shows. But if we play our game the best we know we can, I think we’ll be okay. One game at a time.
I’ll be there in a “vintage” home Leech jersey adding to the noise from the blue-shirt fans! I wanna sneak a broom in but I don’t have the balls to try. Don’t wanna jinx it too.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’M AWAKE AND WOKE UP THIS MORNING TO SEE THE AMOUNT PENISY POSTS AND THE “WE GOT THIS” STUFF! WHAT ARE WE? PETE ALONSO AND THE FUCKING METS?! THE JOB’S NOT FINISHED! Okay. Today, our heroes are up 3-0 in the series. A HUGE OPPORTUNITY to bury this team. Word is, the Canes 77 Antichrist is summoning everything. The ghosts of fallen Confederate Soldiers, as well his “associates in the garbage business” aka Scumbag Richie Aprile to intimidate the players and fans at the game. Lav is pissed, The players are pissed, WE’RE ALL PISSED! This team is gonna be motivated! Anyway, folks, this episode I was like, “Ya know, should I use the same name as Game 3? Or do something w/a Civil War themed episode?” And I decided, WHY NOT BOTH?! So, on this episode of Rangers Hockey Stanley Cup Playoffs Edition: >!*Wagon Wheel Reprise*!<*/The Fall of Raleigh.* Unlike what the Union Army did back in 1865(where the city wasn’t destroyed), our Ranger heroes have the chance to bury the Canes. Another opportunity, to show that the Rangers have that killer instinct. But, tonight, I know and everyone here knows that the Canes will show their best effort tonight. So, that leads into this. What should the Rangers do tonight? Well the obvious for one and two is; **get the first goal and take the crowd(**that aren’t Ranger fans) **out of it and the second, survive the first 10 minutes.** While yes the Rangers somewhat did survive the first ten minutes(but Canes scored), if the Rangers can do those first two things, doubt creeps into the heads of the Canes and their “fans”. Third, this one is a big one as well. **Protect home plate and the blue paint.** Most of the Canes are getting their goals in the high danger area w/tip in and physical play in front of Igor. Fourth: **Make the Canes take empty calorie shots.** Aka Low Danger area. From the Boards. If that could happen, great. Fifth: **Stay out of the Box.** Again, the PK is beasting. But, stay out of the box. 6th: **No Instagram Hockey.** Really simple. Finally the last two, **Play a 60 minute game of hockey, and play with a killer instinct.** Bury this team. The Canes are desperate. Rangers gotta match their desperation.
My Spidey Senses are tingling that, while the Power Play didn’t score last game, the Rangers will get one. From Mr. Powerplay himself. Horsemeat Kreids. From his office. Laf will get one as well to spite that Hockey Terrorist(who shall remained nameless). Ya know who needs a goal? the 3rd Line. Kakko, Wennberg, Cuylle. But a Chytil goal (if he plays) would blow the roof off the building. Rempe(if he plays) or someone whacks Canes 77 Antichrist as well. Fox and Bread will bake and my guy Vinny Gabagool will be a pest.
A huge opportunity. A Golden Opportunity. To bury the Canes once and for all. Rangers have to play w/that killer instinct tonight and bury the Canes. Expect the Canes to go for it. DONT LOOK A HEAD, DON’T COUNT WINS, FOCUS ON TONIGHT’S GAME AND TONIGHT’S GAME ONLY! One shift, One Period, One Game at a time. Time to in the words of Tony Soprano, “Send the Canes into the Witness Protection Program.” Positive Vibes yo. Positive Vibes.
Bring some Jam. lgr
LETS GO RANGERSSSS
Ill be screamin from the open seas at 1am tonight for puckdrop in Europe!!! LETS GO RANGERS !!!