EA’s yearly playoff simulation has the Canucks winning the cup over Boston in 7 games
The #NHL24 #StanleyCup Playoff Simulation is official 🏆
The @Canucks win the Stanley Cup in 7 games as part of a 2011 rematch against the Boston Bruins. pic.twitter.com/3D0P8ixA4n
— EA SPORTS NHL (@EASPORTSNHL) April 19, 2024
by Nucksfan23
40 Comments
The trauma coming back. Also probably means we will lose in round two with how shit their simulation is
Delete this. EA jinxed us in 2011
This path would take minimum 5 years off my life
Brock with a hatty in a 3-0 game.
Fuck your jinx EA
My heart would explode
If I remember correctly, they predicted the same in 2011
DONT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN EA
I think I would die in every game in the Stanley cup finals and need to be resuscitated constantly if that was the way the series went. For Game 7, I don’t think I’d be able to function.
I’d bust a nut so hard if that happened
I’m going to die of a heart attack before we reach the final
Im a lot older than i was in 2011…. My heart might not be able to take this again….
I’d be having aneurysm after aneurysm
canucks fan checking in – if we play Boston in the finals I’ll crap my pants – if it goes to game 7 I may literally die
No fucking thanks
Perfect 2011 revenge but I might have a heart attack especially if it goes to OT in game 7
Finish. The. Story.
I’m having PTSD flashbacks pls stop
I don’t think I’d survive.
Absolutely can’t handle another series with Boston
I believe, the boys can rewrite the story. One game at a time now….
Oh god, no…
I’ve seen this moving before….
goodbye
Didn’t EA predicted the same thing back in 2011. This is giving me bad flashbacks.
Would Marchand be the only remaining player from 2011 in the series?
Man I’d like to see him cry.
Has this ever been correct?
All of this has happened before…. And it will happen again….
Fuck you EA
I’m not ready to be hurt like this again
The first ragdoll punch by Marchand on Petterson in the Finals would send me into PTSD-induced convulsions
I can’t do this again
I swear, if we face Boston in the final my anxiety will go through the roof.
Just FYI, in lasts years prediction, they had kings out on 2nd round and Panthers in first.
Too soon
Stfu EA. I remember them predicting Vancouver winning the final in 2011.
There is no way this simulation is accurate. The Leafs won’t last 7 games against Boston Bruins
How about a VAN vs NYR final? 30 years in the making.
Don’t you put that evil on us, EA
Please no. Just seeing the words boston, vancouver, and 7 games is giving me ptsd….