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Tier list for how I’d react to each playoff team winning the cup.



Tier list for how I’d react to each playoff team winning the cup.

by DinosaurMachine11

42 Comments

  1. GolanNorman

    As a Canucks fan who lives in Toronto, I support this message.

  2. suckuponmysaltyballs

    I would put Florida and Boston down with the oilers. And move the Avs up one.

  3. redditguyinthehouse

    The Jets are my second team this go around

  4. darkerthrone

    I’d bump the Jets down one but otherwise pretty solid

  5. trollingforapple

    Only change I’d make is switching Florida and Carolina. The Canes are my second team, and I’d love them to see them finally get over that ECF speed bump they keep hitting.

    Oh and fuck Matthew Tkachuk

  6. metrichustle

    For me, there’s only 2 tiers. One is the Canucks, and then the rest!

  7. Throw Boston down with the Oilers. Watching the Rat with another Cup would make me vomit.

    E: Chuck Dallas way lower too. Benn and Seguin don’t deserve shit.

  8. nihilism_ftw

    Put WPG in #2, move Islanders to #3 and Rangers all the way to #5 for me

  9. 40prcentiron

    honestly, i think id feel pain if another team who has never one a Stanley cup won one before us

  10. boston needs to be the same tier as the oilers

  11. WinteryBudz

    Jets deserve some love, otherwise agreed.

  12. Sudden-Crew-3613

    I’d put Winnipeg on the 2nd tier, and Edmonton on the third.

    The Leafs would be right where they are–wouldn’t cheer for them even if my son played for them.

  13. carry-on_replacement

    I don’t like a lot of the central teams but I like the Stars and Jets. I’d be happy if they won.

    Teams tend to replicate cup champions. We replicated Vegas. If the Kings won it, I wonder if more teams would do the 1-3-1, especially for teams with less firepower

  14. Batsinvic888

    I’d be happy to see the Jets win if it wasn’t the Canucks.

  15. bleedblue4

    If the Leafs won I would have to stay off of all forms of social media for a month as the Leafs fans would be absolutely insufferable. Also it would mean we have the longest cup drought which would suck

  16. fastcurrency88

    Like I don’t want Toronto to win, but I REALLY don’t want Edmonton/ Boston to win either.

  17. Medical-Artichoke-84

    Bruins being above bottom tier is criminal

  18. _your_moms_house_

    Boston and New York can be chillin at the bottom with the leafs

  19. MyNameIsSkittles

    I have leafs out in the first round in the bracket challenge. I wouldn’t trust a canucks fan who didn’t

  20. Systim88

    Haha this is pretty accurate for me too. Except I’d bump up NAS WPG to T2. FLA VAN finals would be all the feels for me.

  21. MGM-Wonder

    I give about as much of a fuck about the kings as the people living in LA do. Nada

  22. poolside123

    I must be the only Canadian who wants the cup back in the motherland even if the Leafs win ? (With special considerations for the Canucks of course).

  23. ProtectionFromStupid

    Unpopular opinion. But as a Canucks fan from the US, the Oilers winning wouldn’t drive me that crazy. As much as they are our rivals, they are still a Canadian team and I really get sick of hearing about how the last Canadian team to win the cup was before my wife was born.

  24. Physics_Puzzleheaded

    I’ve been watching the Canucks for 35 years and understand the Leafs hate to an extent but would have them higher up the list.

    I’ve never understood how Canucks fans could support the Oilers over the Leafs.

  25. theBfrom1993

    As an Islanders fan, this makes me happy because I’ve called the Canucks my second team for years now. Hope to see you in the Finals!

  26. LuckyLucario99

    I’d put Boston and Vegas at the very bottom and move the Oilers and Leafs up to a tier called “Would be very upset, but at least the cup is back in Canada”. And I’d move the Jets up to #2 below the Canucks. 

    I’d really prefer if the Leafs and Oilers don’t win, but I also really wanna see the cup come back to Canada. It’s been far too long.

  27. overscaled

    Basically in order to for us to win we need to go through hell.

  28. goinhuckin

    The Islanders should be WAY lower since they beat us in the cup finals in 84 AND Bo Horvat would win with his new team. Put NYI with LA, Vegas, etc.

  29. SSSuperSpike

    As a Edmontonian who’s a Canucks fan, I’m on the fence. I cheer for Canucks first, then the oilers but my co workers are your standard oilers fans so they’re very annoying and I’ll never hear the end of it if the oilers win. If the Canucks get out in the first round I’d likely cheer for the oilers if it wasn’t for my coworkers.

  30. FreeFour34

    For me tier 2 is Dallas for Tanev and NYI for Bo.

  31. offkilter666

    My favorite team is Vancouver and my second favorite team is whomever is playing toronto. The best possible outcome is that the Canucks play the leafs (lower case on purpose) in the final and sweep them. My first AND second favorite team could then win the Stanley Cup. I could then feed off the smug energy for the rest of my days.

    If I could REALLY have my way, the Canucks would put David Ayers in net for the last 5 minutes of game 4.

  32. Elsherifo

    The Canucks – Canucks

    Go Canada – Jets, Oilers, Leafs

    Fuck – most other teams

    Slit Wrists (not literally) – Lightning, Bruins

  33. You guys hate the leafs more than the oilers?? Do you dislike the flames or oilers more out of curiosity then

  34. Time-Dot5984

    Jets and Canes for #2 and the Panthers to #4

  35. I would put the bruins all the way in the gutter. Fuck boston

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