Game day thread bot has given up on us, we’re putting together our own with spit, tape and a dream.
#### FORWARDS
97 Kirill Kaprizov – 14 Joel Eriksson Ek – 12 Matt Boldy
90 Marcus Johansson – 23 Marco Rossi – 38 Ryan Hartman
28 Liam Ohgren – 22 Marat Khusnutdinov
15 Mason Shaw – 27 Jake Lucchini – 89 Freddy Gaudreau
#### DEFENSE
5 Jake Middleton – 7 Brock Faber
25 Jonas Brodin – 24 Zach Bogosian
4 Jon Merrill – 47 Declan Chisholm
33 Alex Goligoski
#### GOALTENDERS
32 Filip Gustavsson
29 Marc-Andre Fleury
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by Paladad
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Unpopular opinion: I didn’t like the result, but loved the effort by goose on that. Guy is 38 and doesn’t play half the games and outworked talbot + 2 defenders… just got unlucky.
Really digging this intermission counter. Only positive thing I can say about ESPN
BOGO BRACELET: ON
SWEATER: ITS WAY TOO FUCKING HOT FOR THAT IN HERE
DRINK: MILK FOR STRONG BONES
THE YOUNG GUNS: SCORING
LEAGUE: FUCKED
Why does it feel like Guerin is going Goligoski a solid playing him the last few games
Anyone else deal with a horrible stomach bug recently? 2 friends and everyone in my family was on deaths door for a couple days this week.. and I think I’m starting to feel the beginning of it
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God national broadcasts are so fucking corny.
It seems very wrong for one of the top presenters of sports games and sports news to have their own sports book. those should absolutely be separate entities
I’m late but what is the point of ESPN+ if you can’t watch games on ESPN?
Zero value but very important
fuck it send marat out with kirill what’s the worst that could happen
“Some people still think he should be in the running.”
Yeah it’s me. Faber for Calder, Bedard ain’t shit
# STILL HIT MY UNDER ON HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR THEM TO TALK ABOUT CONNOR BEDARD
“Some people still say he should have consideration for the Calder”
This guy is a joke.. it IS going to be close. Fuck off with your stupid takes
cooking so hard with my commentary today that reddit broke
Sometimes when they talk about Connor Bedard I get so close to having to ban myself
Kap is going to have to start getting some points here soon.. otherwise he’ll have to get 7 against Seattle
“you’re playing for jobs at this point!” over half of this team is not playing for their jobs rn they’re employed next year
was that The Middle by Jimmy Eat World on the organ?
Not looking real hot this period.
Middleton pitching again in the worst possible time
Gus read that Hynes FAQ about his practice habits and decided to stunt
They’re really picking on Boldy tonight, but he’s not taking it and I love that attitude.
lmao there’s like 12 of us here. just the gang. hanging out. having a good time
Are they really advertising generic boner pills on their helmets
Yeah that’s 2 minutes for CHEATING if I’ve ever seen it
No way I’m hearing a James Corden show advertisement, is that guy ever going to just go away
Was that Ciri?
how many more of thes can they fit into planet of the apes?
It may not be intermission but I put the bandanas on the cats and I can’t wait 13 minutes to share the pics
leah you are not uma thurman you will never BE uma thurman
Fabes is such a beauty
Man I hope the pens and flyers win out
I swear Leah was wearing the same outfit the last game we had to listen to her drivel
Rossi needs to one time those. The extra stick handle is killing him
i need you guys to know that i am having so much fun rn. maybe rivaled only by that playoffs thread last year where i had the most swear words at the end of the game
oh god brendon urie jumpscare
johanssen’s whole season right there on that fanned pass lol
Chistolm has a rocket
bro is talking about “blackhawks- golden knights” as if anyone actually wants to watch that
that was sure a pp
“Winning is sexy, right?”
calling the teams boring, what a stellar job as announcers!