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Happiest Sharks player



Happiest Sharks player

by SovietSnail8

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  1. The eyes of scholars of hockey’s continental philosophy widen. The anti-Bryzgalov has arrived.

  2. CasperThePhilosopher

    “Nihilism at the goal line: A perspective on reason”: Devin Cooley

  3. TanyaMKX

    Wait did he actually say this. I hope he did it just seems fucking wild

  4. Televators1

    I’m laughing my ass off over here. When did hockey become the darkest sport there is?

  5. KoolDiscoDan

    TBF, the edit makes it more brutal. His FULL quote is even better and more relatable.
    “Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I’m like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I’m like, I feel good. It’s just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing’s really gonna matter, we’re all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded.”

  6. LoffhaSe

    That quote adds so much more meaning to the smiley on his knob

  7. whatisapillarman

    >”I check [the shot count] every once in a while, but yeah, again, I just try to stay in the present moment. I just keep repeating myself like there are no thoughts. There is no future. There are thoughts. There is no future. I just said that over and over and over again. So that way, I could just take it one save at a time,” Cooley explained. “Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I’m like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I’m like, I feel good. It’s just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing’s really gonna matter, we’re all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded.”

    Are goalies ok?

  8. Alternative-Ruin1728

    At last a hockey player who isnt dull AF

  9. fantasyhockeypooly

    Does he have a shot at being part of the tandem next year?

  10. throwmeaway_6996

    I thought we settled this with Karlsson’s mugsho- I mean headshot

  11. Isernogwattesnacken

    I kind of like his routine of staying grounded.

  12. Blue-Ringed-Octopus0

    Devin Cooley might be my spirit animal.

  13. braveheart2019

    Now starting in goal, Friedrich Nietzsche.

  14. _redacteduser

    Guy has a last name that makes you think you’re gunna have the night of your life when you hang out but then he drops this on you as you’re driving over to the party

  15. Dude_man79

    This guy is sure putting the COOL in his last name.

  16. ILSmokeItAll

    I can’t believe I’m just seeing this alt jersey. Jesus Christ that’s sharp as fuck. It almost has that old school in-line beach hockey vibe. Man. Beautiful.

  17. SFWhiteGuy_415

    Literally one of the. OST heart warming things lately for the sharks

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