The eyes of scholars of hockey’s continental philosophy widen. The anti-Bryzgalov has arrived.
powerplay_22
he just like me fr
gitrdun305
Nihilist shark
PhilyJ
Cooley has come along way already this year.
Grind_line_wine
Keep Hockey Existential
CasperThePhilosopher
“Nihilism at the goal line: A perspective on reason”: Devin Cooley
TanyaMKX
Wait did he actually say this. I hope he did it just seems fucking wild
crabapple2356
Bryzgalov 2.0
magikarp-sushi
Relatable
Dank_Bubu
Bro got poise
JiveChicken00
Perfect state of mind for a goalie.
Televators1
I’m laughing my ass off over here. When did hockey become the darkest sport there is?
IEC21
I love that sharks sweater bro.
EyeInTheMind7
Quote of the century?
KoolDiscoDan
TBF, the edit makes it more brutal. His FULL quote is even better and more relatable. “Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I’m like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I’m like, I feel good. It’s just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing’s really gonna matter, we’re all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded.”
TodaysNHLaction
PHILOSOPHICAL AF
LoffhaSe
That quote adds so much more meaning to the smiley on his knob
whatisapillarman
>”I check [the shot count] every once in a while, but yeah, again, I just try to stay in the present moment. I just keep repeating myself like there are no thoughts. There is no future. There are thoughts. There is no future. I just said that over and over and over again. So that way, I could just take it one save at a time,” Cooley explained. “Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I’m like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I’m like, I feel good. It’s just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing’s really gonna matter, we’re all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded.”
Are goalies ok?
Alternative-Ruin1728
At last a hockey player who isnt dull AF
fantasyhockeypooly
Does he have a shot at being part of the tandem next year?
throwmeaway_6996
I thought we settled this with Karlsson’s mugsho- I mean headshot
Isernogwattesnacken
I kind of like his routine of staying grounded.
saku36
What being on the sharks does to an mf
Blue-Ringed-Octopus0
Devin Cooley might be my spirit animal.
amach9
Let this man cook!
braveheart2019
Now starting in goal, Friedrich Nietzsche.
_redacteduser
Guy has a last name that makes you think you’re gunna have the night of your life when you hang out but then he drops this on you as you’re driving over to the party
Dude_man79
This guy is sure putting the COOL in his last name.
CptMelvinSeashores
Baby Shark!!!
ILSmokeItAll
I can’t believe I’m just seeing this alt jersey. Jesus Christ that’s sharp as fuck. It almost has that old school in-line beach hockey vibe. Man. Beautiful.
Leading_Lead6427
What was the final score
SFWhiteGuy_415
Literally one of the. OST heart warming things lately for the sharks
34 Comments
I like this guy
He’s not wrong.
The eyes of scholars of hockey’s continental philosophy widen. The anti-Bryzgalov has arrived.
he just like me fr
Nihilist shark
Cooley has come along way already this year.
Keep Hockey Existential
“Nihilism at the goal line: A perspective on reason”: Devin Cooley
Wait did he actually say this. I hope he did it just seems fucking wild
Bryzgalov 2.0
Relatable
Bro got poise
Perfect state of mind for a goalie.
I’m laughing my ass off over here. When did hockey become the darkest sport there is?
I love that sharks sweater bro.
Quote of the century?
TBF, the edit makes it more brutal. His FULL quote is even better and more relatable.
“Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I’m like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I’m like, I feel good. It’s just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing’s really gonna matter, we’re all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded.”
PHILOSOPHICAL AF
That quote adds so much more meaning to the smiley on his knob
>”I check [the shot count] every once in a while, but yeah, again, I just try to stay in the present moment. I just keep repeating myself like there are no thoughts. There is no future. There are thoughts. There is no future. I just said that over and over and over again. So that way, I could just take it one save at a time,” Cooley explained. “Then I also say nothing matters. Nobody cares. Nothing matters. Nobody cares. So, it keeps me grounded. Like if I make a big save or I look up, I’m like, Wow, a goal on 40 shots or whatever. I’m like, I feel good. It’s just like, nobody cares, you know? Nothing’s really gonna matter, we’re all gonna die, you know? It sounds a little grim, but it helps keep me grounded.”
Are goalies ok?
At last a hockey player who isnt dull AF
Does he have a shot at being part of the tandem next year?
I thought we settled this with Karlsson’s mugsho- I mean headshot
I kind of like his routine of staying grounded.
What being on the sharks does to an mf
Devin Cooley might be my spirit animal.
Let this man cook!
Now starting in goal, Friedrich Nietzsche.
Guy has a last name that makes you think you’re gunna have the night of your life when you hang out but then he drops this on you as you’re driving over to the party
This guy is sure putting the COOL in his last name.
Baby Shark!!!
I can’t believe I’m just seeing this alt jersey. Jesus Christ that’s sharp as fuck. It almost has that old school in-line beach hockey vibe. Man. Beautiful.
What was the final score
Literally one of the. OST heart warming things lately for the sharks