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Say hello to NHL’s newest franchise, The Utah Unicorns



Say hello to NHL’s newest franchise, The Utah Unicorns

by Westpowder

32 Comments

  3. JiveChicken00

    They could do worse, and they probably will.

  7. AintIGR8

    We had the rain City bitch pigeons . Now here comes the soak city bouncers

  8. Euphoric-Dig-2045

    I keep seeing posts like: Utah Soakers.

    Just reminds me of the SNL skit “Cork Soakers”

  9. mondaywonderhands

    Pink and purple would for sure stand out among the leagues current colors…

  10. Icy_Bath_1170

    Nah, it’ll be the Stormin’ Mormons

  11. Anxietyriddenstoner

    This would make the mormons livid so make it more gay cuz it would be funny

  12. throwawaylinechange

    Perhaps the only name/logo combo that would convince me to buy a jersey next year after the adidas deal ends

  19. linquidpoop

    a lil scared but i would defo want that jersey

  21. ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

    I’d totally take the unicorns as my new pity team.

  22. Novus20

    Please we have been over this they will be called the Soakers…..if you know you know

  31. Pleasehelplol2232

    Some pink and blue jerseys would be nice

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